"Ding, the host is detected to be 30 years old, the system is about to start, do you confirm to start..."
......
"No no no no!!!!!!"
"The host's strong dislike is detected, the system enters the cooling down period, and the system can be unlocked by completing the tasks cumulatively. During the cooling down period, the host's age is punished to remain 30 years old..."
"???????"
In the second year of Konoha, Uchiha Madara, who was about to leave Konoha, was stopped by a curly-haired man. Uchiha Madara's face warmed up.
"Cousin, you don't have to persuade me, I'm determined to leave."
"My cousin, you are poor but rich, and there is nothing I can do to help you. Take these things with you, and don't wrong yourself when you go out."
Uchiha Gin stuffed a storage scroll into the other party and said goodbye with tears.
A few years later, Uchiha Madara, who had just captured the Nine-Tails, accidentally opened the scroll given by his cousin during his break. Looking at the piles of gold bricks and several ninja tools he had never seen before, he fell into deep thought.
This book is also known as "I Live Long in the Ninja World with a System Bug" and "A Centenarian Forced to Participate in the Fourth Ninja World War"
“Blast it! The world! Break it! Reality! The Eye of Death! Open!”
The girl pulled off the blindfold of her left eye, and a dazzling light suddenly appeared in her pupils, making people unclear.
The girl’s expression gradually became mad, and she turned to the sky and smiled.
“Ahahahaha! Surrender to…”
Snapped–
Immediately behind his head, he encountered a hand knife.
“Wow”
The girl covered her head, her eyes streaming with tears and she looked aggrieved.
Kakashi clutched his forehead and looked at the second girl with a headache.
“Don’t fool people with your luminous eyes, okay.”
Kai next to him was still in a stalemate with a shocked expression, as if he hadn’t recovered yet, he looked at Kakashi stiffly with a dazed look.
“what?”
Yuya, who played a mobile game and traveled to the world of Naruto, came with the mobile game Goldfinger.
Here, as the adopted son and disciple adopted by the first Hokage Senju Hashirama, he will step by step reach the pinnacle of the world.
For Youya, many times, personal strength is important, but... it's not that important.
Youya: Are you good at fighting? Is there any use for you to beat me? ! You need to be influential when you come out to hang out, and money is needed to cultivate influence. Do you have the money? No money? Why are you so arrogant when you have no money?
Monkey D. Luffy: "I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King!"
Xie Wen: "You were beaten by my cat."
Roronoa Zoro: "I want to become the world's greatest swordsman!"
Xie Wen: "You were chopped by my cat."
Porusalino: "Speed is power. Have you ever been kicked by light?"
Xie Wen: "You were kicked by my cat."
This is the story of a time-traveler who has activated the small dungeon, and leads a group of Elu cats who have activated the sky-defying dungeon to travel (xing) in the mountains (feng) and play (zuo) in the water (lang) in the pirate world.
[Ding——Welcome to join the chat group]
After traveling through Teyvat for more than ten years, Han Xiao finally waited for his golden finger.
With his momentum rising, he confidently typed out his first sentence in the chat group:
[Original God·Hanxiao: Friends from all dimensions are welcome to join this group. I am a big friend and can bring newbies. 】
However, at the same time, two other sentences also appeared in the group.
[World of Wisdom·Hanxiao: Friends from all dimensions are welcome to join this group. I am a big friend and can bring in newbies. 】
[One Piece·Hanxiao: Friends from all dimensions are welcome to join this group. I am a big friend and can bring in newbies. 】
"????"
"Ah this..."
In this way, the Hanxiao people who died in society welcomed his golden finger.
Traveled to the wealthy Hyuga clan in Konoha and became Miss Hinata.
Hinata was determined not to be a loser anymore and must enjoy the treatment that a wealthy lady deserves.
Madara: Do you want to dance too?
Hinata: I want to go clubbing!
ps: More like daily comedy
Custom tags: student, travel, fat, relaxed
Traveling through the world of Teyvat, Su Han obtains the Wanjie Comics System. As long as he sells comics, he can get rewards...
Su Han: Ahem... Girl, I swear to God, I am just a comic seller...
Yae Shenzi: I don't care, you should update Fox Spirit Matchmaker soon! ! Also, save our Inazuma...
Qin: Excuse me, is there really a treasure in this world? I want to be the King of Daimo! ! ! Save Mondstadt and Fire and Water
Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Su Han, do you want a wife? Please update Under One Person... I will give you a wife
Nasida: Woo woo woo... Comics are the only entertainment for entertainment, Boss Su, please update it soon...
Funina: Will I also protect my own knight? Mr. Su Han...
Night Battles—system-organized battles carried out in the dead of the night when all are asleep, save for Night Battle participants.
“Congratulations, you have obtained the SSS-grade power.”
The system’s voice is music to the ears.
Yet for Fang Ran…
Slamming the magic book in his hand onto the ground, he bellows, “F*ck you and your Clow Cards! I am not a f*cking magical girl!”
Fang Ran, twenty years old, with no bad track record, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, and is a virgin. The amount of time he has been single is the same as his age. He had always believed that he has an ordinary fate.
However, he is about to find out that fate is in fact unpredictable when he gets randomly dragged into Night Battles.
“What happened to the promised immortality cultivation, ancient martial abilities, magic powers and witchcraft?!”
“I f*cking started with a cool infinity-genre opening, so why did I get the power of a magical girl!?”
After Qianming passed through, he became a cat in Konoha.
That’s right, the black cat that was blocking the way in Kakashi’s mouth.
Originally, I just wanted to spend the cat life peacefully, but I didn’t expect to be bound to a “bully system”——
Being a qualified bully cat can become stronger.
So Qianming took a different path.
Bully the ninja dog, beat the toad, and by the way, go missing and contribute GDP to Konoha.
I am me, Konoha’s different fireworks.
As a universal physical education teacher, Wang Ran feels that apart from his “bad” physical fitness, he is proficient in everything.
But when he suddenly crossed one day, he also included a standard system for the protagonist.
Wait, sect inheritance system? All the heavens and all gates are out of our sect! Am I the master of this session? So, I still want to be a teacher.
Wait, the first task is to collect a disciple with a talent above level A. Can you tell me where it is?
Oh, the end of the Second Ninja War?
No, Brother System, let’s discuss it, I think I’m too dangerous to do it! !
“Boom!!” Just as Wang Ran complained, an explosion sounded from a distance.