"Excuse me, Professor Snape, why do they all call you a slave?"

"I didn't know. He said he could help me revive, so I joined him."

"Then why are you, Principal Deng..."

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not the principal anymore."

"Then Mr. Fu, could you briefly describe the reasons for your failure?"

The old man without a nose took a deep puff of cigarette and said

"I still remember that day when we happily gathered a group of people to surround Hogwarts..."

"Then what?"

"Then we were surrounded. There was no way out. People were flying in the air, running on the ground, and swimming in the water. They were afraid we would escape."

"Can't you beat him?"

"Do you believe I can take on a thousand people?"

"Then why did it fail?"

“I can’t pick ten thousand…”

When facing the interview, Levi insisted that he did not engage in a group fight, but was just a normal duel between wizards.

I transmigrated into the sky island Enel, not to pursue the "Infinite Land," but only to use my developed red lightning and electromagnetic wave abilities to do some "things."

Kidnapping a Celestial Dragon? A piece of cake!

I piloted the modified Ark-Maxim and started a live broadcast ten thousand meters above Mary Geoise—publicly executing a Celestial Dragon!

The video of Den Den Mushi (modified) instantly caused a stir in the comments section:

"This slug-nosed Celestial Dragon is hilarious!"

Can methods of execution be crowdfunded?

"Warring States Period: ?! Family members, please report this!"

Kizaru: This execution is so cute!

"Akainu: Kizaru???"

Donation Ranking: "Top Donnie Yen" remains firmly in first place; "Yonko Kaido donated 100 rockets." Boa Hancock donated 100 "Shining for You" tokens...

In front of the bewildered Charles Saint, give him an "afro" with lightning, dance a social dance in front of him, sing to torture him, and explain his various crimes.

The world was initially shocked, then scornful, and then erupted in uncontrollable laughter.

After the execution, I sipped my special Sky Island milk tea and leisurely revealed my coordinates: "I'm 10,000 meters above Mary Geoise, waiting for the navy to come up for tea."

The result? Actor Kizaru and I acted out a special effects blockbuster.

The comments section erupted in cheers: "The best actor in the Grand Line Navy!"

I arranged for a drone to deliver Skypiea-themed milk tea – Four Seasons Spring (without sugar) – to Akainu.

Postscript: "Even on days when a volcano erupts, a little coolness is needed. — Sponsored by Azure Pearl Milk Tea Shop."

Newspaper headlines explode: "Four Emperors and Fleet Admirals Watch Live Stream Together!", "Skypiea Livestream Significantly Reduces Global Crime Rate!", "God Enel: Messenger of Peace!"

There is a saying in Marvel that the poor rely on mutations, the rich rely on technology. But Levis only relies on writing a diary.

But who of the serious people writes a diary?

You can become stronger by writing!

Really? Come on!

Levis did it directly without any hesitation.

It's just a diary, write whatever you want. Think about the diary that Principal Kaishen wrote back then, it was brilliant! Not to mention, writing can make him stronger!

Who can resist such temptation?

However, Levis didn't know that just as he finished writing, a guy nicknamed "Tony Big Shit" became the first lucky reader of the diary...

Tony: Jarvis, please translate for me what a big piece of shit means!

Lu Dan: I have worked in SHIELD for so many years and spent so much money, and suddenly someone tells me that this is SHIELD. Coulson, if it were you, would you believe it?

Thor: Who would believe that I could crush Meowthroat with one hand? My family, even my brother Loki wouldn't dare to make up such a story!

Captain America: Recently, people keep saying that I can use Thor's hammer! Rumors! Pure rumors. Even the Hulk can't use it, so how can I use it? Impossible, absolutely impossible! I hope everyone will not make rumors, believe in rumors, or spread them.

Black Widow: Anyone want to drink my bath water? Go ahead, I just swam across that ocean.

Thanos: Titan, I am Titan, Thanos Titan, not the Purple Potato Spirit! Nor is he called Thanos Dad! (Deadpool: Let me swear on the name of death that he is not the Purple Potato Spirit, nor is he called Thanos Dad!)

…

Levis: Hey, why are you all looking at me? You know me, I'm a serious person! I never write a diary.

“Players, please listen to the question, who is Iron Man? A: Tony Stark B: James Roddy C: Ivan Vanke D: Virginia Potts”

Tony Stark: Look at me! Look at me! I am Iron Man!

Bruce Wayne: How could such a playboy be a superhero? Eliminate him first!

"Ye Feng! I've told you so many times not to use sword-riding to fly a broomstick! And you are not allowed to steal Hermione's wand and use your own wand as chopsticks!" This is a story about a time traveler who single-handedly changes the style of Hogwarts; this is a story that makes the Hogwarts executives frantically modify the school rules just to restrict our protagonist; this... should be an interesting story.

[The Girl You Can See + Honkai Impact + Star Iron + Genshin Impact + Zone Zero + Naruto + Digimon Classic + Still Haven't Decided + Group Chat]

After about 50 chapters, I started writing the story of a separate world.

MiYou World will continue to write.

Yun Jun's gender follows natural selection.

The reason Xingtie has multiple Yun Juns is to avoid the awful plot of losing one's wife while following a train.

Yun Jun's core personality is that of a goofball.

The girl who could be seen has become a ghost, Yun Jun, who transforms into Yotsuya Miko's bodyguard.

In Honkai Impact 3, Yun Jun noticed that Alicia seemed to be becoming increasingly yandere.

Ling Yunjun from the Juequ District was being watched by Yi Xuan every day, which caused her to develop bronchitis.

Pinocchio Robin and Yun Xiaojun's pure love story.

Ongvaros Yunjun has her own unique butterfly.

Danzo, dressed in a pink low-cut mini-skirt, confessed his love to Hiruzen Sarutobi in front of all the Jonin.

Angewomon Yunjun looked at her hands and seemed to have a clue about Fallen Evolution?

Teyvat Yunjun was chased and slashed by Mavika with a greatsword because she had been flirting with other women while Mavika was asleep.

Luo Fu Xian Zhou Sui Yang Yun Jun transformed into Fu Xuan Jia's little nanny.

Mita Yunjun, who had been suppressing her emotions for a long time, began to have a fit of madness.

...

The author is reviewing the plot of "A New World" and other episodes.

Note that this book references the Naruto manga, and the author will not maliciously portray Sakura or Hinata; everything is written according to Kishimoto's description.

The system's presence gradually weakens in the later stages, and it's not adept at using the system to advance the plot.

Note that slice-of-life scenes are interspersed within the main storyline of this book. If you only want to see the protagonist killing, you can skip this one.

Note that this book does not have a single female protagonist.

In an unexpected turn of events, Yusuke Hanyu finds himself transported to Konoha.

With average taijutsu, ninjutsu, and genjutsu skills, he realized after several years of hard work that he wasn't cut out for these things and chose to give up, but unexpectedly became bound to the Scroll King System.

With hard work, you can become stronger. Want to just lie back and relax? Sorry, how about some electric shocks from the new energy system?

Is a system that can't add points or give items from another world really necessary? Yusuke asked himself this question countless nights as he worked hard.

Many years later.

The Fourth Shinobi World War has begun. Madara Uchiha stands atop a mountain peak, arms crossed, head bowed to the Allied Shinobi Forces: "Do you wish to dance?"

Yusuke, who had just finished his taijutsu training, rushed to the battlefield: "By the way... I'm not late, am I? Sorry, I'm in a hurry. I have ninjutsu training at 3 PM this afternoon, so can this battle be kept under two hours?"

Yusuke Hanyu: "I just want to lie down!!!"

Zhao Tingxi traveled through time and space and became a baby.

When he opened his eyes, he saw three huge heads! One was green, one was blue, and one was red!

As a devoted Pokémon simulator player, Zhao Tingxi recognized them immediately. Aren't they the three gods of Fengyuan: Rayquaza, Kyogre, and Groudon?

What is this for?

[Do not break up the original CP][Single female lead][Try to salvage the regrets in the original work as much as possible]

Abstract + magical change + character collapse + original fans should not take it too seriously...

A live question-and-answer system has thrown the entire ninja world into a panic!

However, my own system actually killed the question-and-answer system? !

Live broadcast... Fantasy... Manifestation...

Countless devil fruits have arrived, and the style of the ninja world has been completely distorted!

With the system in hand, Hirofumi Ito directly changed the ninja world!

After eating the Sand-Sand Fruit, Gaara became the real Emperor of the Desert!

Hoshigaki Kisame is working hard to learn Fish-Man Karate!

Uchiha Obito is searching the world for the Yomiuri Fruit, just to connect to Yomiuri and see Rin!

The third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen is even more eager for the animal-type devil fruit mythical beast! Monkey God form!

The Fourth Raikage ate the Thunder Fruit and turned into the God of Thunder!

After eating the rubber fruit, Uzumaki Naruto directly transformed into Nika!

Hirofumi Ito brought a different audio-visual feast to the entire ninja world.

“Hahahaha…Otsutsuki?! How many times can an Otsutsuki withstand this harassment?!”

Reorganize the style of Ninja World! It is our duty!!!

[God Slayer + Original God + Collapse of Iron]

Semi-invincible in the early stage and invincible in the later stage, growing very fast.

After accidentally drawing a card and being struck by Aha, she woke up to find herself reincarnated as Furninna. Even worse, she had traveled to the world of the God Slayer.

Originally, Funina had planned to use the three little ones to survive until the end, but Aha rushed over and gave her the authority of water and invited her: "Do you want to be my messenger?"

…………