Psychologist Su Yu found himself becoming a "ghost" in the Naruto world.

An immortal, yet indestructible, Impure World Reincarnation that cannot fight, cannot be perceived, and even has no sense of taste.

His only obsession is to truly come back alive.

"Ding, strong emotional distortion detected, rescue mission initiated."

【Mission 1: Uchiha's Twilight】

Clue 1: Appease your best friend Uchiha Kagami and obtain the "Mangekyo of Trust".

Clue 2: Stop Danzo's "root of genocide" plan.

Clue 3: Give young Fugaku a psychology lesson called "Love and Peace."

Mission 2: The Three Ninjas' Crossroads

Challenge: Enlighten Orochimaru, who is obsessed with immortality, and make him understand the meaning of "living".

Challenge: Cure Tsunade's hemophobia caused by the death of her lover and brother.

Challenge: Tell the confused Jiraiya that there is more than one choice for the "Child of Prophecy".

In order to get the reward of real taste, Su Yu began his journey of redemption through "mouth persuasion".

He saved Kushina, but made Minato wary of him; he stopped Obito from turning evil, but made Rin develop feelings for him that went beyond friendship; he changed the tragedies of countless people, but found that Nagato's Reincarnation Technique might never be activated.

He healed the entire ninja world, but was getting further and further away from his goal of "resurrection".

When Black Zetsu regards him as his greatest enemy, and when the whole world is searching for the true identity of this "Eternal Sage".

Su Yu sat on the Hokage Rock, looking at the ramen exchange voucher in his hand with distress.

"I saved everyone, who will save me?"

[System + Infinite Stream] Existing worlds: Teyvat, Star Iron, Fate, Demon Slayer

"Actually, I am also from Liyue. Do you believe it?"

"Nonsense! You are a pure Xumi person, and the wanted poster of the Ministry of Education clearly states that! And you even broke into the Jingshan Palace! Don't explain!"

"This is all a misunderstanding!"

A lazy person who accidentally entered Teyvat with an unreliable golden finger, his future has long been unclear.

Your talent seems pretty good, can you lend it to me?

Your skill is quite cool, can you lend it to me?

What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine!

What? Random?

What should I play then? Play the market?

"No, bro, am I being cunning? My Flying Thunder God Slash has a pre-swing, so it requires some skill. Hard Vortex Water Blade has low damage...

By the way, my Four Red Yang Formation with the Multiplication Detonating Talisman has high prerequisites and is not practical."

"What? Sharingan? You can see everything? Can you react to Flying Thunder God? Bro!!"

"You said your Rinnegan absorbs all ninjutsu? Who told you I was using ninjutsu?"

The white-haired, spiky-haired man with red eyes stood on the Hokage Rock, overlooking everything in Konoha.

"Third-generation master, you, the Fourth-generation master, the Second-generation master, and the First-generation master have all taken the wrong path. How much money can you earn fighting as a ninja?"

Not black Sarutobi + no system micro-cheat + Naruto stalk + black belly

After Luo Chen binds the system, the live broadcast can be put into Teyvat.

The beginning gives a comprehensive review of the characters’ seriousness and irregularity.

Review Lumine!

Nahida: “Knight of honor, friend of the immortals, the first sage… the traveler is really awesome!”

Fu Fu: “Speaking ill of the God of Wind, cheating on the God of Rock, and fighting with the God of Thunder? Death penalty!”

Paimon: “Kamizato Ayaka’s dog? Hehe, Lumine is so arrogant!”

Lumine: “Hey, don’t associate CV with me!”

Review Barbara!

Jean: “The real king who can break the curse in the flesh? This…”

Barbara: “That’s right, studying medicine can’t save Mondstadt! Try my ak!”

Comments on Keqing and Ganyu!

Keqing: “I’m not a beef jerky master, I’m not a civil engineer, and I’m not even a cat! (Crazy)”

Gan Yu: “Everyone in Teyvat knows, it’s over…”

The people who were commented were trembling, and everyone was in danger for a while~

And when he started commenting on the gods of various countries, Teyvat suddenly became a sensation~

Traveling through the world of Teyvat, Su Han obtains the Wanjie Comics System. As long as he sells comics, he can get rewards...

Su Han: Ahem... Girl, I swear to God, I am just a comic seller...

Yae Shenzi: I don't care, you should update Fox Spirit Matchmaker soon! ! Also, save our Inazuma...

Qin: Excuse me, is there really a treasure in this world? I want to be the King of Daimo! ! ! Save Mondstadt and Fire and Water

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Su Han, do you want a wife? Please update Under One Person... I will give you a wife

Nasida: Woo woo woo... Comics are the only entertainment for entertainment, Boss Su, please update it soon...

Funina: Will I also protect my own knight? Mr. Su Han...

The last bell of the century has sounded.

The shadows are hazy, and the last demon hunter is chasing the out-of-control werewolf.

The blood moon is in the sky, and the ancient vampires are preparing to welcome the return of their ancestor.

Shrouded in fog, Little Red Riding Hood in Storybrooke is looking for the descendants of Grimm.

Wizards walked out of Hogwarts, "The damned mudbloods are usurping the glory of purebloods."

Groudon tore through the ground, "The thugs from Azkaban are on a killing spree."

Kyogre stirred the waves, "A new Dark Lord is about to ascend the throne."

Rayquaza pierced the sky, "Great Wizard King, Builder of the White Tower, Swordmaster of Gryffindor, Paris respectfully welcomes you."

Allen touched Arceus beside him. The sixteen tablets of creation radiated eternal light. "I'm just a training master who does this out of interest."

Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

Ye Chuan, a senior social phobia patient, traveled through the world of Naruto, and heard an earth-shattering [Ding!] in his mind——[Congratulations to the host for binding the "Chuuni Lines System"! This system is committed to making you the strongest "Chuuni God" in the ninja world!] Ye Chuan: "Wait, let me go to Chuuni alone? And I have to perform in public?"

【System prompts:】

[Main quest: Shout at the entrance of Konoha Village, "I am the shadow that controls everything, tremble, mortal!" Completion reward: Chakra volume increased by 100%, unlocking the initial stage of Sharingan! ] Yechuan was killed on the spot, and he wanted to escape on the spot! However, for the vast chakra that instantly poured into his body and almost broke through the meridians, for the pair of scarlet Sharingans that instantly saw through everything, he gritted his teeth and endured it!

From then on, Konoha Village had a new "weird" landscape. He could be a "middle school apprentice" who suddenly jumped up in class, pointed to the sky and shouted "My power is enough to burn the sky!", but blushed to the root of his neck in shame the next second; he could also be a "middle school rookie" who, during a mission, posed in a weird posture in front of the enemy, shouted "The dark contract has been made, and you will fall into the endless abyss!", but complained in his heart "This posture is too embarrassing!".

But every time he "dies in society", he gets a huge leap in strength! His chakra increases exponentially, his proficiency in taijutsu and ninjutsu soars, and he may even win an S-level forbidden technique or a scroll of immortal technique in the [Chuuni Lottery], or awaken the legendary bloodline limit! When he is given the title of "Chuuni Legend" and descends on the battlefield as the "Chuuni God", the entire ninja world will tremble!