"Excuse me, Professor Snape, why do they all call you a slave?"

"I didn't know. He said he could help me revive, so I joined him."

"Then why are you, Principal Deng..."

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not the principal anymore."

"Then Mr. Fu, could you briefly describe the reasons for your failure?"

The old man without a nose took a deep puff of cigarette and said

"I still remember that day when we happily gathered a group of people to surround Hogwarts..."

"Then what?"

"Then we were surrounded. There was no way out. People were flying in the air, running on the ground, and swimming in the water. They were afraid we would escape."

"Can't you beat him?"

"Do you believe I can take on a thousand people?"

"Then why did it fail?"

“I can’t pick ten thousand…”

When facing the interview, Levi insisted that he did not engage in a group fight, but was just a normal duel between wizards.

"Wearing women's clothing can greatly improve your training efficiency, and you can also gain a lot of rewards through intimacy points."

Uchiha Lin: "Don't even think about it, I'm not that kind of person."

"In seven years, the night of genocide will come."

Uchiha Lin: "..."

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Uchiha Itachi: "When I saw her practicing secretly in the woods, I knew she and I were actually the same kind of people."

Uchiha Shisui: "If the Uchiha clan had more people like this, how could Konoha and the Uchiha clan have reached the point they are in now?"

Uchiha Obito: "In this false world, there seems to be some truth left. It's okay to stop for a moment for the fleeting truth."

…

Uchiha Rin: "...Actually, from the beginning, I just wanted to try my best to survive the night of genocide."

This book is also known as: "I Really Don't Want to Be a Cross-Dresser" and "When I Take Off My Skirt, I Will Amaze the World"

Su Chen traveled to the pirate world with a magician's inheritance.

After learning most of the magic, he met Luffy who had just set sail and accepted the invitation from the future Pirate King.

What kind of collision will occur between the gorgeous and magical magic and those magical devil fruits?

Nami, come here, let me strengthen your wind-type celestial magic!

Usopp, do you know about the magic bow and various attribute ammunition?

Sanji, do you want some top-quality ingredients from around the world? And some invisibility magic?

Hey, Robin, everyone has their own meaning of existence. If you don't even have the courage to try, you don't deserve happiness at all!

After being strengthened by Su Chen, would Luffy and others still watch Ace being killed during the Battle of Marineford?

All regrets will be made up!

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

The protagonist shares the space flow. The protagonist is the original protagonist of each animation. He can share memories and the ability to fully control the current stage

Initial World: Naruto - Uzumaki Naruto, One Piece - Monkey D. Luffy, Bleach - Kurosaki Ichigo

Now expanded world: Fairy Tail - Natsu

He traveled through time and space and became Namikaze Raimon, the elder brother of Minato Namikaze. He was resurrected by Orochimaru during the Chunin Exam. The man who made the ninja world's anus tighten has returned to the eyes of the world!

Ohnoki: This guy kicked my kidney!

Edo Tensei Tobirama: I withstood a blow from the Steel Gate Ripper! Don’t you think I’m awesome?

Namikaze Kaminarimon: It's normal to feel dizzy and it's normal to have a sore butt. Take a deep breath and relax!

Namikaze Raimon's ninjutsu is a bit unorthodox. He makes the wind and thunder attribute Rasengan into the shape of a drill, and specifically hits the anus. He also knows Flying Thunder God, which is impossible to block or escape.

The earth escape technique can cause kidney stones in your body, and even urine can kill you!

As a pure-blooded dragon that is extremely rare but powerful and one of the three strongest species in the box garden, Su Nian has this lofty ideal.

That is to establish your own group of gods and create your own mythology.

But I don’t know why, this process is always full of surprises...

Boshizun: Damn it, don’t use my computing power for this kind of thing!

Toyokawa Shoko: Damn it, the band disbandment tax is still chasing me! !

Huangpizi: I absolutely do not accept these unofficial histories! No, this is simply history!

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"I haven't done anything wrong, so why do people always say I'm the biggest problem child?"

Su Nian was indignant.

"Yeah, why is that? It's really hard to guess."

Athena was thinking as she watched herself being forcibly pushed to the throne of the fourth generation Greek God King by a group of unidentified Saints.

He was thinking about how much strength he would need to use to knock Su Nian unconscious to the ground, so that he would lose all the strength and means to escape and be locked up in the basement.

[A 1.5 million-word masterpiece has been completed. The character is guaranteed, so please feel free to follow it.]

Monkey D. Luffy: "I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King!"

Xie Wen: "You were beaten by my cat."

Roronoa Zoro: "I want to become the world's greatest swordsman!"

Xie Wen: "You were chopped by my cat."

Porusalino: "Speed is power. Have you ever been kicked by light?"

Xie Wen: "You were kicked by my cat."

This is the story of a time-traveler who has activated the small dungeon, and leads a group of Elu cats who have activated the sky-defying dungeon to travel (xing) in the mountains (feng) and play (zuo) in the water (lang) in the pirate world.

Aoko, reborn in Soul Society, is found by Hana, and having no way to repay her kindness, Aoko decides to repay her with his body! So this is a journey of gratitude filled with positive energy, and there are no rivals ahead on the road to Hana!

The main world of Bleach

Highschool of the Dead, One Piece, Under One Person, and Claymore have all ended!

Preparing for the world of *Dragon Maid*, *The King of Fighters*, *Double Dragon*, *Naruto*, *One-Punch Man*, *Marvel*, *DC*, etc.

Zou Xu traveled to a parallel world of a beastmaster, where there was a strange fruit that could hatch corresponding elves according to the user's inner thoughts.

Zou Xu also hatched his first elf, or Digimon, through the monster fruit released by the school.

Rolling ball beast!