What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

"Ye Feng! I've told you so many times not to use sword-riding to fly a broomstick! And you are not allowed to steal Hermione's wand and use your own wand as chopsticks!" This is a story about a time traveler who single-handedly changes the style of Hogwarts; this is a story that makes the Hogwarts executives frantically modify the school rules just to restrict our protagonist; this... should be an interesting story.

A senior Bleach fan choked to death while studying the Zanpakuto illustrations...

But with God's blessing, he was lucky enough to travel to the world of "Fairy Tail" and was reborn in the body of an ordinary magic swordsman from the mainland!

Similar costume magic to Erza's! But unlike Erza's "Knight", the weapons he used to change costumes - were all Zanpakuto from Bleach! ! Do

you think he can be awesome in this world of Fairy Tail?

"It's impossible not to be awesome..." A otaku said shamelessly, "We can't just waste those Zanpakuto, can we?"

After reincarnation in the Hunter world, he became the only son of an ordinary family. He was weak but calm since childhood. Without a cheat code or an external system, he relied on his memories of his previous life and his understanding of the ability of mind to hone his skills in the Sky Arena and slowly mastered the ability of the materialization system of mind.

He is good at using his mind to materialize dual guns and tactical daggers, and combined with the tactical knowledge of his previous life, he has developed a combination of close combat and long-range combat methods. When he was a teenager, he met Killua in the tower, and later met Gon and others during the Hunter Exam, but he always acted independently, keeping restraint and distance.

Later, he participated in the brigade battle, planned an assassination in York New Town, and successfully sniped Franklin; in the Chimera Ant chapter, he entered the battlefield alone, fought against the Ant King, and ended the war with his calmness and firepower.

He does not seek fame, nor does he want to be the protagonist. He just wants to survive and become stronger in this dangerous world, and to keep some bottom line as much as possible. In the end, he left everyone and embarked on a journey to the dark continent alone.

Shangguan Mo traveled to the Naruto world due to an accident.

In times of crisis, the system that can synthesize summoned beasts was activated.

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[Stone] + [Earthworm] = [Earth Dragon]

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[Sharingan] + [Crow] = [Scarlet Moon]

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[Asura Chakra] + [Anaconda] = [Immortal Xiangliu]

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[Ichiraku Ramen] + [Chimpanzee] = [Otsutsuki Ichiraku]?

…

Gradually, Shangguan Mo discovered the joy of synthesis.

The five major countries: You’d better behave yourself!

Shangguan Mo: I've traveled through time, so what if I just want to be a shadow?! ?

In Naruto, you should tam beasts!

Psychic Beast: Master, stop looking, come down and join the team fight!

Shangguan Mo: Fight in a group? What group? I will never fight in a group in my life!

Summoning beast: Master, Minato Namikaze wants you to get down, he wants to kill you!

Shangguan Mo: Tsk! As for him, it would be better to call his son!!!

Psychic Beast: He said his son is only two years old...

【Funny】+【Fun】+【Nonsense】+【Crazy】+【Sometimes don’t think too much, being happy is the most important thing】+【This is the madness of Marvel! 】

Make me crazy~

[Silence Zen: You usually don’t speak, but if you do, then you are speaking.

Corpse Explosion: When you die, your corpse will! Explode! Explode!

Do you want to dance too?: When you say "Do you want to dance too?", the two of you will dance together.

The most handsome guy: When you equip this card, you are the most handsome guy.

Hehe: You must attack the follower with taunt! 】

Charlotte stared at the skill card he had obtained, "Lao Deng, Explode Gold Coins!", with his eyes wide open and his expression dull.

This is so interesting!!!

(slice of life ) (funny ) (technology)

After traveling through time and space and becoming the younger brother of Uchiha Fugaku, Uchiha Yuto felt very panicked! He was preparing to practice hard to become the God of the Ninja World and suppress everyone, but after graduating from the Ninja Academy, he suddenly discovered that he had another path to take!

"Itachi, don’t be a ninja; be a prodigal son! Uncle will give you money. The more you spend, the more popular you will be."

Being a ninja can't save the Uchiha! — Uchiha Yuto

The more money Uchiha Yuto makes, the stronger his abilities will become

(Fairy Tail fanfiction, normal development, not invincible)

That day he first stepped into Fairy Tail

It was very noisy, some were fighting, some were drinking...

But this is the real Fairy Tail.

Qian Guang: "Assholes, add me in!"

Copy, insight, illusion, Amaterasu, Tsukuyomi, Kotoamatsukami, Kamui, Izanagi... The abilities of the Sharingan are obviously very strange and powerful, so why do they all become "laughing heroes" in the end, driving "Gundam" with armor and swords to fight the enemy?

Uchiha Ryusuke, who traveled through the world of Naruto, was determined to change the fate of "laughing" and contribute to the enrichment of the Sharingan ecosystem.

As a result, he showed off all kinds of strange abilities and eye techniques to the natives of the ninja world, and under his efforts, the Uchiha clan also took a different path.

[Naruto, city, daily life, live broadcast, spoof, cool article, no conspiracy theory, not pure live broadcast,]

Qiu Li is a social phobic, but when Tongzi, who grew up with him, asks him to help with a live broadcast task...

He agreed. After all, he only needed to broadcast for one to three hours a month, watch short videos, and listen to novels, and the time would pass quickly.

On the first day of the show, everyone in the Ninja World, the Pure Land, and the Moon felt the deep malice from the Creator's World.

What is it like to play their memes in front of them?

Live broadcast content?

When everyone in the ninja world saw the modern short video that was too embarrassing to watch on the screen.

Kaguya scratched the moon's surface with her toes.

……

When everyone saw the spoof photoshopped picture of Ninja Shura wearing women's clothing.

Many people believed it to be true.

Ban's scalp felt tingling.

Konan: That masked man has been lying to us. He is not the real Uchiha Madara at all.

……

When everyone saw Kakashi give Naruto a Thousand Years of Death.

Four generations of couples...

……

After the first live broadcast, little Naruto, who was hated and rejected by the villagers yesterday, was surprised to find that he actually had many fans in the ninja world.

……

Uchiha Itachi also guessed the outcome of the future coup from the live broadcast, and he tried to make changes.

Fortunately, the result did not disappoint him.

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PS: This is not a live broadcast article!!!