He traveled through time and space and became Namikaze Raimon, the elder brother of Minato Namikaze. He was resurrected by Orochimaru during the Chunin Exam. The man who made the ninja world's anus tighten has returned to the eyes of the world!

Ohnoki: This guy kicked my kidney!

Edo Tensei Tobirama: I withstood a blow from the Steel Gate Ripper! Don’t you think I’m awesome?

Namikaze Kaminarimon: It's normal to feel dizzy and it's normal to have a sore butt. Take a deep breath and relax!

Namikaze Raimon's ninjutsu is a bit unorthodox. He makes the wind and thunder attribute Rasengan into the shape of a drill, and specifically hits the anus. He also knows Flying Thunder God, which is impossible to block or escape.

The earth escape technique can cause kidney stones in your body, and even urine can kill you!

Traversing the Starry Sky Railway, teeming with madmen, years ago, drawn by the yearning for the stars, I boarded the Starry Sky Train to witness the boundless beauty of the universe…

Those were years that Hermes still fondly remembers. He once thought he would go further and further on the path of exploration, but just when he reached the threshold of becoming an envoy, the fall of Archivist caught him completely off guard.

His pioneering journey ended in silence. Just then, an accident occurred in his hometown, so he returned and spent some time researching a suitable planetary repair technology specifically for his hometown, thus truly embarking on the path of knowledge!

Later, during his cosmic journey, Hermes happened to encounter a civilized planet that had been swallowed by nothingness. Inspired by this, he began to study it in depth.

Ultimately, today, through natural and spontaneous research, a sliver of the essence of imaginary numbers and quantum mechanics has been discovered, bestowing upon Hermes a unique and supreme authority.

Just then, a familiar yet unfamiliar voice suddenly rang in his ears—

[Ding! The wisdom of pioneering has joined the chat group]

Thus, the messengers of wisdom began to set foot in all the heavens and myriad worlds!

"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"

"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"

"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"

Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.

From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...

Li Mu, who thought he was reborn in the 1980s, suddenly discovered that the old master who adopted him was extraordinary... He could actually cast spells! Then, Li Mu, who thought he had traveled to the world of immortals and was about to embark on the path of cultivating immortals, suddenly discovered that this world actually had...

[Naruto + Relaxed + Semi-Invincible Text] No dark text, no conspiracy theory.

Coming up to you now are Shisui, the Twin Gods of the Universe, Itachi, Jiraiya, Minato, Obito, the Eight Gates, Orochimaru, Kakashi, the Immortal Father, Tsunade, the Cyberbully-proof White Fang, and Fugaku, the Village Guardian! T0 United Konoha!

Shimura Yuuye, who was accidentally reborn in the Naruto world and became a member of Danzo's clan and a disciple, was not panicked at all. I have been reborn and traveled through time, so it’s not too much for me to cheat, right?

Oh no, Xiaokai doesn’t count as Kai.

Orochimaru: Yuye-kun is the most interesting person I have ever met. Even if I live forever, I won’t feel lonely unless I have Yuye-kun.

Jiraiya: I, the great Toad Sage, will never lose... How can losing to Youye be considered a loss?

Danzo: Sarutobi, admit it, you are not as good as me in teaching your disciples! Even if I can't become Hokage, I will make my disciples become Hokage!

Many years later,

Whoever calls Uchiha Madara, I will end his life! Shimura Yuye's silky small combo is configured with one button.

[Genshin Impact + No Female Lead + Weak Male Lead + Possible Couple] A young boy named Feng Ling, who unfortunately suffered from depression, ended his life without anyone knowing. However, he accidentally traveled into the world of Genshin Impact, the game that had been his spiritual support during his lifetime, and became the 12th Executor of the Fatui? Not only that, he was also the group's favorite! The continent of Teyvat was so fascinating that his depression was also cured. Feng Ling decided to continue living there. He said that if he couldn't, he could still get the Eye of God or something. But he soon discovered... his attack method was actually...? The enemy looked at Feng Ling with a confused face as he cut his wrist, and then the next second... he exploded. Feng Ling: It was quite sudden... but it still hurts ( •̥́ ˍ •̀ू ) Finally found out why he was the group's favorite?

I, Senju Nawaki, finally awakened "Wood Release".

You're saying that Vine Whip, Leaf Blade, and Seed Machine Gun aren't Wood Release techniques?

Okay, okay, then I'll call myself Grass Release, alright?

Is that not suitable either? Then wait a moment...

I'll learn how to use a "sunbeam" first before we battle!

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On this day, the Viridian Forest appeared deep within the ninja world, where the Venusaur clan lived;

On this day, fire-breathing dragons gathered in the Valley of the End, spewing flames indiscriminately;

On this day, the Blastoise clan drove Isobu out of the Suga Sea and occupied its territory;

On this day, three new sacred lands of the ninja world were born!

After transmigrating, Luo Chuan became a casualty of the summoning class. The Holy City declared him a walking calamity, the world would perish because of him. They were right. His first summoning tore the sky apart, and a hundred-kilometer-long emerald dragon burst forth, its name Rayquaza. "What are you all babbling about? Go talk to my Rayquaza!" From that moment on, the world's atmosphere completely veered off course. A totem like the Serpent can protect a city? My Rayquaza soars through the stratosphere, its breath obliterating meteorites, and you call the Serpent a totem? The Old King's undead army can flood the earth? I summon Groudon with the Precipice Blade, and it cleaves the continents, and you tell me about the undead?

[Double male protagonists + curse back + sweet story + light-hearted story + CP dog roll]

ps: Not friendly to villains, people who like fun will persecute them

PPS: There will be a small amount of animation

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Kanno Toru traveled through time.

Bad news: I traveled to the cursed

Toru Kanno: ...It's better to live in a high-risk world on paper. It's a tonic for ordinary people to travel back to the cursed world!

Good news: You can now penetrate and become invincible.

Jinno Toru: Yeah! But then again——

This is a great opportunity to get intimate with my white-haired (? ) wife!

[Highlight: Double male protagonist, CP dog roll thorn]

[A little sweet idea, OOC is mine]

【Dog Juanjuan x Original Male Lead】

[Secondary CP Wu Xia, the length may not be too long]

[My writing is not good, it’s my first time writing, I’m still practicing as a novice]

[Single Female Protagonist, Aatrox, Invincible in the Late Stage, Undying Darkin, No Ship, No Faction] A year ago, Su Chen and his sister journeyed through the pirate world and became slaves of the Celestial Dragons. A year later, his sister was murdered by them. Su Chen awakened the Darkin Sword Demon template and, playing as Aatrox, gained his abilities. Thus began his journey of revenge! ... Aboard the Moby Dick, Su Chen said to Whitebeard, "Sell me your life, and I'll help you save Ace. How about it?" Whitebeard replied, "You want my life? Do you have the strength to do that?" Su Chen replied, "Pay now, pay later!" The Battle of Marineford was about to begin, but Su Chen was nowhere to be seen. Whitebeard replied, "Thank goodness it's pay now!" Just then, another prisoner was brought to the execution platform. Ace replied, "You're saving me like this?" Su Chen replied, "You're so impatient!" ... Having acquired the Darkin's physique, Su Chen possessed extraordinary resilience, becoming practically immortal! Kaido: "Who am I? He's the one who should commit suicide!" Akainu: "I burned it to slag more than 800 times but still couldn't kill him." At this time, Su Chen started the Great Destruction, and the classic lines followed! "You think you can!" "Kill me!!!!!"