Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

In a city ravaged by the Blacklight virus, he was a mortal god, taking a nuclear bomb with his own flesh. In the Warhammer universe, he was a ray of hope amidst the shadows of the Warp. In the Hell of Destruction, he was the Final Judgment atop a heap of demon skulls... "Here comes Emhyr var Emreis, the White Flame that dances upon the graves of my enemies, Emperor of Nilfgaard." The herald's voice echoed through the hall, while the man on the throne merely smiled. "Before you is—" "His Majesty Kal-El I, Lord of Mankind, Emperor of the Sun and Light, King of Elden, Supreme Sorcerer of the Warlock Conclave, Nightmare of Chaos Daemons, White Frost Terminator, Savior of All Realms!"

[Refreshing Read][Slight Character Derailment Later] The Teyvat Comparison System Arrives, Enabling Traveler Comparisons! In Mondstadt: Luminous: First tricked, then wanted, finally becoming an honorary knight! Su Chen: Arrived in Mondstadt and saw someone plotting with the Stormterror, I immediately reported him to the Knights of Favonius, do you think I did the right thing? In Liyue, Luminous Encounters the Assassination of the Geo Archon: I can't be caught by the god's followers, run! Su Chen: It's none of my business, let's see what happens first! In Inazuma Luminous: Started with a 2 million gold fee, finally solved by Toma. Su Chen: Here's a 10 million gold check, keep the change, but you'd better not close your eyes tonight. In Sumeru. Luminous: Defeat the Skirmisher! Let the little grass god teach him a lesson! Su Chen: You wanted to kill me, why should I care if you're a good guy or not? You're a murderer for life! In Fontaine Luminous: Watching Fukaros dissipate, unable to do anything. Su Chen: I won't let you die! Let's see who dares to touch you! In Nata. Ying: Although we've done everything we can to save the people of Nata, there will still be sacrifices. Su Chen: This Abyss is really bold! Watch me directly summon my old friends from the gods to take action! The Abyss is finished!

Li Lin: I was dragged to the Fourth Holy Grail War, but I'm not a Master, and I'm not a cheater. How can I win? I'm waiting online, it's urgent. Aige: The Holy Grail War is so simple, but if it ends too quickly, the honeymoon will be ruined. How can I make them stronger? I'm waiting online, it's urgent. "The bread here is so cheap. Is there a discount because I'm the 100th customer?" "No, that's not the case." "Why?" "Because my name is Sajo Aige, and I—love you."

[The setting is quite different from the original work, so those who study the text suggest clicking the cross immediately]

[I just imagine a free and easy life in the magic world, without too much hatred, conspiracy and intrigue (?)]

God of Time Travel: "I'll give you a chance to travel back to 1991."

Jack: “Cool~~~”

God of Crossing: "Give you extraordinary power."

Jack: "Handsome! Handsome! Handsome!"

The God of Time Travel: "How cool!"

Jack: "Then I should be able to be the best and do whatever I want, right?"

God of Transmigration: "Ahem..."

Jack: "Hogwarts acceptance letter? Wizarding world? Magic?"

A smile appeared on his face subconsciously.

"That's even better! Now I can can starfish!"

God of Transmigration: “???????”

Jack: "Wuhu~~~

With the glory of mankind, we will create a starry paradise!

Voldemort, times have changed!

Eat my neutrons and kill me!"

[As a Hufflepuff, it makes sense that I like canning starfish! 】

[How could I, who am obsessed with building a Star Ocean Community, be the Dark Lord? ]

[The history of wizards can only be described with one simple and crude word: failure

Now, I will define success myself! 】

[The era of Muggles has ended, the future of the universe belongs to wizards, this is the dawn of the era of magic! ]

[All great works require sacrifice to be created. Other beings may not understand, but they must obey! ]

[The introduction is pure nonsense. How can there be such an exaggerated plot? Don’t you think so? (Funny)]

[The female lead is tentatively Hermione. If the protagonist becomes a mechanical synthetic human and Kunkun is gone, ah... um... well...]

He Hongxuan accidentally acquires the mysterious Eye of Time and Space, granting him the ability to peer into the mysteries of time and space. However, this extraordinary opportunity instantly entangles him in a fierce conflict between various factions, forcing him to stand on the opposite side of the entire world. An accidental rift in time and space, drawing him in from a powerful force, leads him to discover the shocking true nature of the world hidden behind it. On one side is the world he knows, and on the other, the truth he knows. Caught in a dilemma, He Hongxuan stands at the crossroads of fate, unsure of his decision. Every step forward is filled with uncertainty and danger. A brand new adventure begins, a new chapter continues. What kind of legend will He Hongxuan write in this turbulent time and space?

Ye Chuan, a senior social phobia patient, traveled through the world of Naruto, and heard an earth-shattering [Ding!] in his mind——[Congratulations to the host for binding the "Chuuni Lines System"! This system is committed to making you the strongest "Chuuni God" in the ninja world!] Ye Chuan: "Wait, let me go to Chuuni alone? And I have to perform in public?"

【System prompts:】

[Main quest: Shout at the entrance of Konoha Village, "I am the shadow that controls everything, tremble, mortal!" Completion reward: Chakra volume increased by 100%, unlocking the initial stage of Sharingan! ] Yechuan was killed on the spot, and he wanted to escape on the spot! However, for the vast chakra that instantly poured into his body and almost broke through the meridians, for the pair of scarlet Sharingans that instantly saw through everything, he gritted his teeth and endured it!

From then on, Konoha Village had a new "weird" landscape. He could be a "middle school apprentice" who suddenly jumped up in class, pointed to the sky and shouted "My power is enough to burn the sky!", but blushed to the root of his neck in shame the next second; he could also be a "middle school rookie" who, during a mission, posed in a weird posture in front of the enemy, shouted "The dark contract has been made, and you will fall into the endless abyss!", but complained in his heart "This posture is too embarrassing!".

But every time he "dies in society", he gets a huge leap in strength! His chakra increases exponentially, his proficiency in taijutsu and ninjutsu soars, and he may even win an S-level forbidden technique or a scroll of immortal technique in the [Chuuni Lottery], or awaken the legendary bloodline limit! When he is given the title of "Chuuni Legend" and descends on the battlefield as the "Chuuni God", the entire ninja world will tremble!

Zhang Long, who was transported to another world by a large truck, had his soul split. The main soul awakened the talent of sharing space, which pulled other soul fragments into it, helping them recall their past life memories and awaken their talents.

Each Zhang Long character develops rapidly, and the plot doesn't drag.

Pirate Zhang Long: [Incarnation of the Devil] → [Representative of the Devil]

I am the representative of the devil, all things of the devil belong to me, and no power of the devil can harm me.

Naruto Zhang Long: [Balance of Yin and Yang] → [Mutual Generation and Mutual Restraint]

Based on the balance of Yin and Yang, I can also restrain your abilities!

Zhang Long (one person): [Comprehensive Development] → [Large Hexagon]

I have no weaknesses! I am invincible in my class!

Zhang Long, the God of Gaming: [The Curse of Knowledge] → [The Blind Spot of the Wise]

Huh? Isn't this something everyone knows?

(Within the current world)

Digital Zhang Long: [The Chosen Representative] → [The Messenger of Idealism]

Destiny is in my hands! Only I can wield the power of my will!

…

Currently available worlds include: Naruto, One Piece, Under One Person, Super God Academy, Digimon, Toriko, and Dragon Ball.

I awakened Su Hui, I awakened the shared space, and every talent I awakened is incredibly powerful.

Later, I became the Lord of Heaven's Dao. In this different world, I participated in the storyline and obtained the origin.

During this process, I gradually realized that my cheat ability was extraordinary, and that I seemed to have a special identity.

I am Zhang Long, a dragon from all the heavens and myriad realms.

I want everyone in the world to be like a dragon!

Lei Zhe himself is an ordinary being who has been transported to a complex and complex world. His family's tragic loss to ghouls has awakened memories of past lives. A tragic beginning, the awakening of past memories, and the system's impact have opened his eyes to the harsh reality of this complex world. Fortunately, his gaming system works; unlocking, playing, and completing games allows him to gradually become stronger. So, survival is key! Gods, dragons, angels, demons, fallen angels, monsters, elves, and otherworldly beings rob Lei Zhe of his youthful indulgence. "Are gods that powerful? I just finished moving bricks in the dungeon today. You're looking for a health boost, right?" Lei Zhe, having secretly developed considerable strength, finally casts a cold, cruel gaze upon the game catalog containing titles like Warhammer 40k, Day of God's Wrath, Ashura's Wrath, and the Dragon Ball series. With a malicious look in his eyes and a cold smile on his face, he declares, "When I'm done with this game, I'll kill all of you heretics!!!"

[Silly + Lighthearted + Male to Female Transformation + Slice of Life + Socially Awkward + Awkward Moments + Blog-Inspiring]

A goddess lives inside my body.

She gave me a donation box.

Just toss in a coin, make a wish, clap your hands, and you'll get whatever you want... Bullshit!

Having transmigrated into the body of Tu Zi Ge's cousin, Uchiha Kaguya, she finally awakened the Goddess System.

The dog system casually tossed her a donation box and ran off with her money.

Moreover, this offering box is just as exploitative as that goddess system.

Take making a wish, for example.

You need lipstick to cheat.

To have Sharingan, you need colored contact lenses.

You need to wear a skirt for the Chunin Exams.

OMG~ You dog system, are you sure you're not messing with me?

What would a grown man like me need these things for?

A golden legend? A class-specific card?

It's easy to use, but it's also really a pain.

And you, Kakashi, why are you always sticking to me?

Go and start a shameless love triangle with Tu Zi and Lin!

Otherwise, what would be the point of all the trouble I went through to save you all?

Get out of the way! Don't get in my way while I'm enjoying my food!

Don't come any closer!