As a universal physical education teacher, Wang Ran feels that apart from his “bad” physical fitness, he is proficient in everything.

But when he suddenly crossed one day, he also included a standard system for the protagonist.

Wait, sect inheritance system? All the heavens and all gates are out of our sect! Am I the master of this session? So, I still want to be a teacher.

Wait, the first task is to collect a disciple with a talent above level A. Can you tell me where it is?

Oh, the end of the Second Ninja War?

No, Brother System, let’s discuss it, I think I’m too dangerous to do it! !

“Boom!!” Just as Wang Ran complained, an explosion sounded from a distance.

This is a female-oriented article for men, so straight men are not allowed to enter.

The original male protagonist is Naruya Uejima, who is mainly a bottom. The protagonist has a lot of private settings and a lot of nonsense. It is all-oriented. There are as many people as the copywriter puts in. The plot is illogical and the characters are ooc.

Lord from the underworld, I will go to the world of the living later.

A thousand years ago, Sukuna coldly decided: I will catch that brat who dares to commit fraud and tear him to pieces.

A thousand years later, Sukuna said: Tearing clothes into pieces is also tearing them, so don't move.

DK Wuji: Am I a pervert? How can I like men?

dkwubuji: I am a pervert.

Geto Summer Oil (〃◝ω◜།): There’s no need to feel sorry, just join.

Li Mei: Don’t always care whether I am a man or a woman :).

No abuse, but sweetness is guaranteed, and the focus is on the CP. Please leave if you are a nitpicker, or I will scold you.

There's only one female protagonist! And the author has a wicked sense of humor, with crossdressers everywhere! This isn't an invincible story, where you won't instantly crush every boss! It's just the story of an ordinary person in the world of Naruto, where life is worthless! Cruelty, careful planning, and struggle are the main themes of Naruto! Of course, the later stages will definitely be exciting! This is a story about a young man who travels through time and strives to make his way in the ninja world. Without a "system," he grows up step by step in the ninja world. Until one day, he looks back...

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

[Notice Board: Daily updates at 6 PM, April 16th V, 10,000 updates dropped that day] On the possibility of the Uchiha clan dominating the world* Dazai travels back in time and becomes Uchiha Osamu. To gather the power of faith to save Chuuya, he decides to unify the four seas! What's the first thing he does after becoming the clan leader? Of course, he stops the clan from moving south! Dazai: What are you doing, you idiots? Why are you the lowest ninja in the world? We should look up! Uchiha clan: So what do you think? Dazai: Overthrow the Daimyo and establish our own kingdom! The Nine-Tails is his pet, the Senju is his defeated general, and all the seas are ours! Let the Uchiha clan be known around the world, and the world be united! [Key points] 1. The CP is Chuuya. 2. The timeline is in the Warring States Period. Zai is Madara’s uncle. 3. The golden finger is very big. If you ask, it means that his mother loves Zai. 4. The protagonist is Butei Zai. The if line is a copy. 5. Chapter 25 restores the memory. That chapter has a literary style. If you can’t accept the style, just skip it and read Chapter 26 directly. It has no big impact on the plot. ——————I would like to recommend my pre-collected article "I Dominated Yokohama After Building a House". Copywriter: Minamoto Masama accidentally traveled to another world to complete a reputation task-System: You can go home if you rank first in Yokohama’s reputation! Fight, boy! Minamoto Masama: I understand, it’s time to build a house! System: What’s the point of building a house? Fight with the literary masters for three hundred rounds! Minamoto Masama: As long as all the houses in Yokohama belong to me, I will be the most prestigious person in Yokohama! So, Genji Real Estate was born! It has the captain of the demolition team, Chuuya, the architectural designer Dazai, the legal consultant Ranpo, the gold medal salesman Tatsu... System: How do you feel about the literary masters helping you? Minamoto Masama

Chrollo x Gojo Satoru

(Kuroro is somewhat different from Hunter x Hunter; he's more like a time traveler.)

Kuroro transmigrates into the body of a child named Fujiwara Raku in the world of jutsu, becoming a Starmash. How does he shed this identity, gradually gain control of the jutsu world, and ultimately become its behind-the-scenes boss?

Zenin Naoya: "Fujiwara Raku, you wait, I will definitely be the person you need most."

Satoru Gojo: "I thought it was a small orange, but it turned out to be a black sesame ball. Still, I quite like it."

Another top-tier sorcerer:

Xia Youjie: "Fujiwara Raku...it's hard to say."

Fuheshchen: "A bandit, a complete and utter bandit, but I still have to thank him."

"Mr. Storm, the World Government considers you the 'worst pirate in history', what do you think about this?"

"The worst pirate in history? It's hard to say. Because the things I have done over the years, the Celestial Dragons have also done it!"

Crossing Panlong, it was just at the beginning of the first war of faith.

Locke, who was only friendly to water elements, had to focus on saving his life. He started with the first-level magic water mist, comprehended the mystery of the "fog illusion" law, and embarked on a path dominated by illusion.

The essence of illusion is deception.

Deceive the enemy, deceive yourself, and even - deceive the world...

Gradually, Locke, who was determined to save his life, gradually became a nightmare in the hearts of many people.

A certain otaku got three lottery draws and one time-travel opportunity from a certain otaku god. With great luck, he won an E-level skin, an A-level skill, and an S-level talent. Therefore, according to the conservation law of "ability-danger", he was sent Entered the world of Naruto.

Assuming that the energy that a cell can extract per unit time is 1 joule, a ninja has 130 trillion cells, and the average mental power is 100, the average chakra consumed by each C-level ninjutsu can be converted into 3.6×10^6×100 Joules, the mental power consumed is 10, and the ninja's mental power and cell energy can be restored by 10% per hour, so please answer the following questions.

Please tell me why the original generation was not smart?

Please tell me why Obito is crazy about love?

Please tell me why Xiao Li is so positive?

Please tell me why Naruto is the strongest in Mouth Release?

How can Tsunade maintain her composure?

This is a story that attempts to use scientific methods to solve the unsolved mysteries of Naruto. (fog)