Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

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Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

This is a high-level martial arts world invaded by alien races.

Everyone can awaken their martial arts talent after reaching the age of eighteen!

Ye Bai once thought that he would have to deal with the succubi lurking in the city for the rest of his life.

Deal with this one today, conquer that one tomorrow...

Who made his physical condition forever frozen at the age of eighteen after his talent awakened?

Until the life redemption system came to a halt due to recognition errors.

Ye Bai accidentally discovered that he, who possessed the talent [Reset], could exploit the system's bugs!

Ding! Exchange successful, HP +70

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Ding! Exchange successful, HP +1 per second

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Ding! Exchange successful, martial arts proficiency +1 per second

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Not long after.

When three alien races attempted to start an all-out war.

A freshman suddenly...

[Configuring Windows Update... 99%... Please wait] ...My name is Hiroki Sawada. I'm 10 years old and a time traveler. After crossing over, I live in an ordinary residential area in the Hidden Leaf Village and am unmarried. I attend the Ninja Academy and return home no later than 6:00 PM every day. I don't smoke and have no interest in alcohol. My favorite drink is Fat Otaku Sparkling Water. I'm currently a student at the Ninja Academy, excelling in theory and reasonably good in physical skills. I go to bed promptly at 9:00 PM every night and get a full eight hours of sleep. Before bed, I do 20 minutes of yoga to relax my body. Once in bed, I fall into a deep sleep. I sleep through the night, never letting fatigue or stress linger until the next day. Doctors say I'm normal. Of course, I'm only saying this to let you know that I don't have any lofty dreams...

(Don't be so blunt. First, look up why the Uchiha clan was driven to the edge of the village before claiming the Nine-Tails' attack resulted in zero Uchiha casualties.) Liu Yu transmigrated into the Uchiha clan of the Naruto world. Upon entering the world, he faced a difficult choice: choose a useless Uchiha boy or a beautiful Uchiha girl? Liu Yu pondered, "How can I, a seven-foot-tall man, choose a woman?" However… Sett: Constitution Card received. Viper: Summoning Card received. Azir: Summoning Card received. Kayle: Constitution Card received. …So, I'm playing League of Legends in the Uchiha clan.

I transmigrated into the body of Orochimaru, one of the Legendary Sannin of Konoha. There are still three months left before I defect because my human experiments were exposed.

Looking at the golden snake eyes in the mirror, I smiled.

Danzo is my collaborator, Itachi Uchiha is someone I'm observing, and the Akatsuki organization is my potential future client.

But their vision is too narrow.

I took out a proposal titled "Feasibility Report and Ethical Considerations on Using Cloning Technology and Intercolumnar Cells to Achieve Immortality".

The first step is to deceive... no, to invite the future Fifth Hokage, Tsunade, to join my board of directors.

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, he becomes Tsunade's subordinate, but the system's mission demands he become the strongest medical ninja in the ninja world. Thus, Hoshigen Chisaku declares: "I am the man who will become the strongest medical ninja!" Years later, Hoshigen Chisaku questions: "What? Becoming Tsunade's man doesn't count as completing the mission?"... Disclaimer: Single female lead Tsunade, pregnancy expected~~

Having traveled to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization under the guise of being from the future, becoming the organization's sole strategist.

He started with a brilliant, unconventional strategy: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the five great ninja villages to collect toilet paper, thus elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami and shocking the Akatsuki organization.

Xiao Nan: Is there any that aren't so sleazy?

Bai Mo: I heard that your divine origami skills can disguise yourself very well?

Xiao Nan: Mm.

Bai Mo: Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them in five major countries, and let the world feel the pain when they wipe their butts. Art is an explosion!

Payne, Deidara: ?

Bai Mo: Nisuke, if you really want power, just drink a sip of Naruto's 'milk'.

Unexpectedly arriving in the world of Naruto, Uchiha Chiren desperately trains to save his life. He nearly escapes assassination after calling Danzo a eunuch and is sent to the battlefield as cannon fodder. Fortunately, he awakens a system that allows him to choose an ability from his opponent after each battle. [I choose Uzumaki Physique] [I choose Spirit +1] [I choose Constitution +1] [I choose Eight Gates Ninjutsu!] [I choose Flying Thunder God!]... Initially, Shimura Danzo was ecstatic, hoping this second battle would end Uchiha Chiren's fate. Unexpectedly, all his previous machinations proved ineffective, and Chiren even managed to activate his Mangekyō Sharingan. Years later, Chiren stands in the Hokage Building, addressing Shimura and the Sarutobi clan below with a hearty laugh. "Shimura Danzo, Sarutobi Hiruzen, this is your teacher, Senju Tobirama, right? Look! Today...

Psychologist Su Yu found himself becoming a "ghost" in the Naruto world.

An immortal, yet indestructible, Impure World Reincarnation that cannot fight, cannot be perceived, and even has no sense of taste.

His only obsession is to truly come back alive.

"Ding, strong emotional distortion detected, rescue mission initiated."

【Mission 1: Uchiha's Twilight】

Clue 1: Appease your best friend Uchiha Kagami and obtain the "Mangekyo of Trust".

Clue 2: Stop Danzo's "root of genocide" plan.

Clue 3: Give young Fugaku a psychology lesson called "Love and Peace."

Mission 2: The Three Ninjas' Crossroads

Challenge: Enlighten Orochimaru, who is obsessed with immortality, and make him understand the meaning of "living".

Challenge: Cure Tsunade's hemophobia caused by the death of her lover and brother.

Challenge: Tell the confused Jiraiya that there is more than one choice for the "Child of Prophecy".

In order to get the reward of real taste, Su Yu began his journey of redemption through "mouth persuasion".

He saved Kushina, but made Minato wary of him; he stopped Obito from turning evil, but made Rin develop feelings for him that went beyond friendship; he changed the tragedies of countless people, but found that Nagato's Reincarnation Technique might never be activated.

He healed the entire ninja world, but was getting further and further away from his goal of "resurrection".

When Black Zetsu regards him as his greatest enemy, and when the whole world is searching for the true identity of this "Eternal Sage".

Su Yu sat on the Hokage Rock, looking at the ramen exchange voucher in his hand with distress.

"I saved everyone, who will save me?"

Uzumaki Naruto, are you willing to be a bootlicker, the last one in the pack, and suffer everyone's cold stare? Do you want to know the true meaning of hard work? Do you want to realize your dream of becoming a Hokage and being recognized by everyone as soon as possible? [The system to become a Hokage is officially loaded, and the training schedule is as follows...] [Physical training: Just a little bit more effort than Rock Lee.] [Ninjutsu training: 1000 clone techniques, 1000 transformation techniques, 1000 substitute techniques.] [Chakra training: Chakra refining techniques must not be less than twelve hours a day.] [Theoretical knowledge training: Immersive learning of mathematics, physics, chemistry, history and other courses for two hours each.] [If you fail to complete it, you will receive the baptism of lightning escape from the system...] Uzumaki Naruto: "...Do you want this baptism?!" System: "Uzumaki Naruto, if you don't roll, what kind of Hokage are you?!"