[I am Xiaonan. When you see this sentence, I will die.]

On the sea, Xiaonan looked at the white paper floating in front of him in astonishment.

The font is bloody and shocking.

…

Ling Xiao travels through the Naruto world.

Good news: there is a gold finger;

Bad news: it turned into paper, and it was just one of the thousands of blank papers on Xiaonan's body.

......

"I must find a way to become human again!"

Looking at the beautiful Xiaonan in front of him, Ling Xiao swore secretly.

"It's not for anything else. I just want to prove to the world that a blank slate can also practice ninjutsu!"

"Who said there are no six paths in the paper world?!"

Walnut + Transformation + School + Lighthearted + Ensemble Cast + Slice of Life + Unpredictable + No Marriage Without a Hundred Pieces

Driven by a strong will to survive, Hu Tang activated the "Wang Sheng Tang Special Offer Trial Card" and exclaimed: "Want this blessing?!"

You start with a Walnut trial card and a bonus VIP membership for having the ability to see ghosts—instantly unlocking Hell difficulty mode: ghosts from all over the world are online and terrifying, but only Walnut can see them!

System Goal: Try not to die (SSS level); Method: Earn money to upgrade, promote business.

Thus, Hu Tao, who possessed the SSS-level spiritual weapon [Homa Staff], embarked on a diligent yet utterly deceptive sales journey.

She promoted meal packages while the God of War was recovering from his injuries, she handed out flyers when her classmates were awakening, and she negotiated collaborations when supernatural beings caused trouble.

Academy Instructor: "Hu Tao! This is the Spirit Martial Awakening event, not your business development meeting!"

Mo Yuan, the God of War: "Can this medicine be returned?"

The spirits cried out, "Don't come any closer!"

In order to expand its business, Walnut had to abandon the main business of Wangshengtang and start new projects, such as Wangshengtang-themed barbecue, Wangshengtang-themed teaching and instruction, and Wangshengtang-themed haunted house...

Until one day, when Hu Tao stood at the pinnacle of this world, he discovered that Wang Sheng Tang's business empire had spread all over the world.

One day.

In the labyrinthine city of Orario, at the Adventurers' Guild, a recruitment notice was prominently displayed on the bulletin board.

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To all aspiring individuals of Orario:

I am Orion Thor, the Star Forger, the Lord of the Universe.

Once the supreme creator god, I now reshape this world.

To restore my supreme power and reclaim my authority over the stars, I hereby recruit the first batch of [Star Familiars] to create an immortal legend together!

Join my Familiar and enjoy:

1. The blessing of [Star Blessing], granting unlimited potential and leveling up like a shooting star!

2. Personalized instruction in [Hero Skills] based on your individual career path; as long as you have a dream, even a mayfly can become a hero!

3. The promising [Ascension] ceremony, where even a mortal body can transform into a supreme celestial spirit!

Now, due to the nascent beginnings of this great undertaking, we urgently need pioneering talents.

You will be awarded the title of "Founding Star Hero" by paying 8888 Fali as initial activity funds.

With the future growth of your clan, becoming a veteran, and receiving the title of Star Hero, it will be just around the corner!

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(There is a line of small, almost illegible text at the bottom, blurred by water stains, which seems to be a later addition:)

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For those with insufficient funds:

You may also accept payment in the form of labor such as "helping to wash dishes at the tavern to pay off the debt" or "exploring the dungeon together to collect magic stones."

Details will be discussed in person at: the kitchen of the "Abundant Mistress" or the entrance to the first floor of the dungeon.

Don't miss this opportunity!

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Tags: Dragon King Returns, DanMachi, Multiple Heroines, Smooth Reading Even for Non-Original Works

The fat otaku sits at home and solves cases with ease. His innocent appearance reveals the power and wisdom to expose criminals. This rising star, the fat otaku detective, has dominated the detective world, spanning the Heisei and Reiwa eras.

"Mr. Shoichi Sumitomo, why do the business owners who compete with you all die from accidental murder?"

Sumitomo Shoichi: "God feeds me."

"Mr. Zhengyi, there have been several bombings recently, destroying many buildings. Is your construction company involved?"

Sumitomo Shoichi: "The police are incompetent, and it has nothing to do with me."

"Several entrepreneurs have been threatened by terrorist organizations. Is this related to the security company you just registered?"

Shoichi Sumitomo: "This is a malicious frame-up against me."

“Everyone says that you have achieved such success thanks to the help from your family.”

Zheng Yi: "Nonsense, I was clearly leaning on Conan!"

Being transported to Beika Town, a city with a crime rate far exceeding Gotham's, is a rather unfortunate situation. But who says Beika Town is necessarily hell? Here, thirty years equals three months, granting you immortality. Here, the Suzuki Group is an absolute beacon of financial investment. More importantly… criminals here won't recant their confessions unless their lawyer is Eri Kisaki. Criminals here will accept circumstantial evidence unless their lawyer is Eri Kisaki. Criminals here are flamboyant and masters of intrigue, scattering clues everywhere while claiming to commit the perfect crime. Prosecutors here, even if the police arrest the wrong person and lose the trial, will only blame their own incompetence. Police here have substitutes for their jobs, guaranteed marriages, and even fatal injuries are protected by the Grim Reaper, so there's no worry about their downfall. "Putting aside the drawback of being stuck in the timeline and unable to climb the ranks, this is heaven." The Metropolitan Police Department's Investigative Division…

I have the ability to invent everything in technology. Although I am a little far from Gray Wolf, I am a small one, so it should be okay, right?

Conan: Si Yi, you bastard, you always do unscientific things.

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"Ah, Honkai! You're stuck here now, aren't you? Is my body tight?" "Your body feels pretty good, give it to me!" [Heh, you high-dimensional human, you think taking my power will make you useful?] [From today onwards, I, the Honkai Will, will be your voice, I'll love every woman I see. Take your freedom and head to the grave of marriage!] (I changed the title and synopsis a bit, lol. I felt the previous one was too cumbersome.)

In Class 1-A of Tokyo Advanced Nurturing High School, there was a student who became the talk of the school from the very first day. He was effortlessly cool, even doing his cleaning duties, eating lunch, and standing as punishment in the hallway. Every move he made exuded—Cool! Cooler! Coolest! This student, who embodied coolness and elegance to the extreme, was named—Sakamoto. He casually pushed up his glasses: "I am Sakamoto. What brings you here?"