I, Lu Fan, an ordinary person, accidentally transmigrated to the world of the Little Garden. Originally intending to be a lazy bum and survive until the late game, my powerful cheat ability inadvertently propelled the [Nameless] community to its peak. I became the fourth problematic character in Black Rabbit's eyes.

After obtaining the remains of the main god space and traveling to the world of Zongman, the main god space has lost most of its functions and has become a love system. As long as you fall in love, you can get various rewards. Got it! This is a romantic comedy. Just when Mingxian was about to have a young love, he killed the gods. Where is the promised romantic comedy?! After being obsessed with playing the masked hero for a year, the number of people confirmed to be successfully conquered in the love system has exceeded one hundred. "That's not right, I'm obviously not in a relationship!"

I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

Hao Xin, who was preparing to become a content creator, received an invitation from his uncle, who promised that if he posted videos on Bilibili, they would be seen by the heroic spirits of Type-Moon. Skeptical, he posted his first video, "[A List of the Top Ten Evil Scenes of Type-Moon]", which caused a sensation. NO.10 [It's All the Hour's Fault!] Special Guest: Pure Love Warrior Matou Kariya NO.9 [The First Hassan Gymnastics Art Troupe Successfully Exits in the First Round] King Hassan: "Thanks for the invitation, time to ring the bell!" NO.5 [The Emiya Family's Heroes] Emiya family's Archer, Muramasa, and Magical Girl Illya prepare to rush onto the field, "Because we are the partners of justice!!" NO.4 [Type-Moon Heavy Industries] Pump Rin Tohsaka, Furnace Sakura Matou: Meow meow meow? ??? NO.3 [Enthusiastic Citizen Gilgamesh] NO.1 [The King Admits, the King Allows, the King Confesses to the Whole World] Enn: Who did Gilgamesh just confess to? Morgan: It shouldn't be my stupid sister, right? Gilgamesh: "..." Artoria: "..."

In Class 1-A of Tokyo Advanced Nurturing High School, there was a student who became the talk of the school from the very first day. He was effortlessly cool, even doing his cleaning duties, eating lunch, and standing as punishment in the hallway. Every move he made exuded—Cool! Cooler! Coolest! This student, who embodied coolness and elegance to the extreme, was named—Sakamoto. He casually pushed up his glasses: "I am Sakamoto. What brings you here?"

Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."

The full title of this book is "The Story of Miss Gudako, who almost became the Burial Mechanic's Agent at the Cathedral Church, and after resigning, unexpectedly came to Chaldea to become a Master and save humanity" - a classic joke. This is a slightly clichéd FGO story.

"Mr. Shoichi Sumitomo, why do the business owners who compete with you all die from accidental murder?"

Sumitomo Shoichi: "God feeds me."

"Mr. Zhengyi, there have been several bombings recently, destroying many buildings. Is your construction company involved?"

Sumitomo Shoichi: "The police are incompetent, and it has nothing to do with me."

"Several entrepreneurs have been threatened by terrorist organizations. Is this related to the security company you just registered?"

Shoichi Sumitomo: "This is a malicious frame-up against me."

“Everyone says that you have achieved such success thanks to the help from your family.”

Zheng Yi: "Nonsense, I was clearly leaning on Conan!"

Transmigrating into the world of the "Hakoniwa" (Little Garden) in the world of crossover anime, Izayoi Sakamaki, while waiting for her invitation to the Little Garden, was invited to the Multiverse Chat Group and became its strongest member. Esdeath: "Izayoi, I will definitely not let you leave me too far behind!" Rikka Takanashi: "My contractor, following the ancient oath..." Nagatsuki: "You are hundreds of times stronger than the True Ancestor!!!" Touhou Project: "Um... Boss, do you have any extra Third Star Particles? Can I borrow some?" Gilgamesh: "I, the King, declare you the strongest!" Brunhilde: "Lord Izayoi, please save humanity!" Izayoi Sakamaki: "Thanks for the invitation, just arrived in the Little Garden, challenging the Celestial Theory." With her absolute power, Izayoi Sakamaki also became the chat group's sole administrator...