That year, Tang San wasn't born yet. That year, Bibi Dong's belly had just started to grow. That year, Qian Xunji hadn't yet drunk that bowl of arsenic. That year, Yu Xiaogang drowned his sorrows in alcohol countless nights. It's unbearable, truly unbearable~~ I miss you, I miss you, I miss you so much I'm going crazy~~ Come on in! Coming, bro! The book title is again "I Was Born by Bibi Dong at the Beginning." Ah, hahaha, what a clam!

Wait! Let me take a moment! I traveled through time and became Hikigaya Hachiman's dad? A thirty-something man!? He just got released from the ICU due to the 996 work schedule? And got fired! My wife is Hikigaya Kazusa? But we're divorced? Or was it amicable?! Divorced and bankrupt, I had to find a manual labor job. The blind date my neighbor set me up with was my college junior, Hiratsuka Shizuka? And then one day, I ran into the beautiful university student Ichinose Honami on the street, who was being beaten? I want a cigarette!!!

A distrustful emergency call led Ling Ke, who had transmigrated to the eve of the Third Great Collapse, to be used as a guinea pig for several years, suffering immense torment. Meanwhile, the Crimson Phoenix had already "transcended to the mortal realm," Kiana was in Anti-Entropy, Mei was in World Serpent, Bronya had long since reunited with Seele… and Ling Ke had become the Herrscher of Domination for thousands. "From this moment on, I will complete my revenge in this world!" The transmigrator from the Celestial Empire, already completely corrupted, revealed a terrifying, sinister grin. PS: A warning before reading: This is not a happy story.

This book is also known as "Invincible Starts from Naruto", "Naruto Fun Man", "As an Uchiha, What's Wrong with Being a Little Crazy"

He starts with a "deep blue panel", but unfortunately he is a "mental patient". As a "master of pranks" and a "fun person", he wants to bring more joy and "famous scenes" to this world that is often accompanied by sadness and pain.

Act I:

Let Uzumaki Naruto take back everything that belongs to him and let Konoha feel the pain!

Uzumaki Naruto: I won't harm the village!

A time traveler smiled: It’s okay, I’ll help you!

…

"It was the Hokage who betrayed Konoha!"

"Uzumaki Naruto, I invite the Third Hokage to die today!"

…

Act II, Act III…

Some notes: The timeline of this book will be different from the original, of course, it is only to the extent of whether the character is in the first or second year of high school. This book has thoughtfully added another week of plot before Crychic, please enjoy the pleasure of the group explosion. Bugs such as Mutoto being too talkative have been fixed. The following is a serious introduction: In fact, Iruma Hibiki was just an ordinary light novel author at the beginning, but in the relationship of breaking up and getting back together, he was eventually caught in the vortex of the girl in the band. If the god of time travel could favor him again and give him a chance to travel back to the past, he thought that the opportunity to change everything must be that afternoon, the first encounter with Nagasaki Motoyo. So, at the end of each distressed day, he whispered in the girl's ear: "Motoyo, let's break up."

Reborn into the Pokémon world, Gu Yuan joins Team Rocket to survive. Surrounded by unfamiliar Pokémon, he's bewildered, but thankfully he has a somewhat unreliable stat allocation system. Watching other Pokémon struggle to improve their strength and train relentlessly to increase their skill proficiency, Gu Yuan's Pokémon are utterly confused. "Do we even need to train? Isn't it just a matter of adding stats?"

【Honkai Impact 3 x Yandere】Each story is a short, independent narrative of over 10,000 words, allowing you to experience profound emotional stimulation even in short bursts of free time.

When moonlight is bound by chains, when the oath of Judah is stained with the crimson of possessiveness—

These are the Valkyries' obsessive love letters. Kiana's Sky City is blanketed in snow that never ceases, each ice crystal etched with the words "Only look at me"; Mei's katana severs all bonds that come close to you, the blade reflecting her tearful yet crazed eyes; Bronya's data torrent imprisons you in a binary cage, the code looping the command "Private Property".

Himeko's cigar burned out, the last inch of restraint gone, and the liquor mixed with her command hit your collarbone: "Dare to step out of this dormitory and see what happens?" Fu Hua's Crimson Wings swept past your neck, and the protection of a thousand years finally twisted into the ancient precept: "You can only belong to me."

There is no redemption here, only a cage woven with their tenderness. When the Valkyries' love transcends the threshold of reason, are you the prey, or the only god they are willing to burn everything to protect?

Open this collection and witness the most insane forbidden aesthetics under a collapsed worldview—love to the extreme is a depravity that even the world can be sacrificed.

The fields have been cultivated and fertilized, and now they are ready for sowing.

I wonder what kind of trees can grow in this stupid and twisted ninja world?

"Those who play with fate will eventually be played by fate!"

"Six Paths Sage! Let's start with you!"

Let the world know the truth!

"The blue sky is dead, the yellow sky is in charge." Pah! It's out of place.

"I! The Great and Wise Teacher of the Ninja World, will begin preaching!"

"First I fought for survival, then I fought for my family, now I fight for my village, and finally I will fight for peace for all the people in the ninja world!"

"We are born free, who dares to be superior to us?"

"I see all living things as mayflies, but I see you as a green mountain."

"There is no predetermined ending, only a self that is not strong enough!"

"Please protect your ideals. In this twisted ninja world, we need to have firm beliefs!"

It’s good to write these sentences down, they will be useful when sowing seeds later.

Hinata Zhen didn't know where he got the paper and pen from, and quickly wrote down his thoughts, fearing that he would forget them.

In his previous life, Lu Xia unexpectedly obtained a Xuanwu pendant. He thought it was a fake, but it turned out to be the real deal. So, out of desperation, he had no choice but to take it with him and was forced to travel to the world of Quanfa.

However, during the awakening of magic, an unexpected event occurred, and he actually awakened the water element, one of the three useless elements in the early stages.

Lu Xia initially thought he could only stay behind the scenes, but after unleashing his magic, he suddenly realized how short-sighted he had been. Who says water-type characters can't be main damage dealers?!

Facing the group that had looked down on the water element in the past, Lu Xia only had one thing to say: "Try hitting me once!"

Years later, facing an overwhelming army of demons, Lu Xia only said one sentence: "Who dares to strike my shield!"

"What? You're saying everything will be fine if you don't hit me?"

"Hilarious! Magic changes in an instant, why can't I take the initiative to attack?"

This book is also known as "I Play Shield Counter in All of France", "With 100% Counter-Thrust, I'm Invincible", "I Wear Thornmail in All-Round Mage", and "Who Says a Defensive Mage Can't Carry?"

P.S.: While ensuring the protagonist's safety, try to salvage all the tragedies in the original story that can be avoided.

As a real bottle of wine in the winery, Asakura Makoto is deeply saddened by the current situation of so many undercover agents in the organization. As the saying goes, when you are young, you don't know the hardship of gin, but now you understand how difficult it is. After entering this industry, you really know what the bitterness of the industry is... You have to catch undercover agents, but you can't catch them all. You have to guard against them, but you have to rely on their talents - in front, there is Gin hitting you from behind with a club, and in the back, there is Gin's helicopter bombing Tokyo. Who do they rely on? It's the hard work and struggle of the undercover agents. It's difficult, Asakura Makoto sighed to the sky -