That year, Tang San wasn't born yet. That year, Bibi Dong's belly had just started to grow. That year, Qian Xunji hadn't yet drunk that bowl of arsenic. That year, Yu Xiaogang drowned his sorrows in alcohol countless nights. It's unbearable, truly unbearable~~ I miss you, I miss you, I miss you so much I'm going crazy~~ Come on in! Coming, bro! The book title is again "I Was Born by Bibi Dong at the Beginning." Ah, hahaha, what a clam!

In his previous life, Lu Xia unexpectedly obtained a Xuanwu pendant. He thought it was a fake, but it turned out to be the real deal. So, out of desperation, he had no choice but to take it with him and was forced to travel to the world of Quanfa.

However, during the awakening of magic, an unexpected event occurred, and he actually awakened the water element, one of the three useless elements in the early stages.

Lu Xia initially thought he could only stay behind the scenes, but after unleashing his magic, he suddenly realized how short-sighted he had been. Who says water-type characters can't be main damage dealers?!

Facing the group that had looked down on the water element in the past, Lu Xia only had one thing to say: "Try hitting me once!"

Years later, facing an overwhelming army of demons, Lu Xia only said one sentence: "Who dares to strike my shield!"

"What? You're saying everything will be fine if you don't hit me?"

"Hilarious! Magic changes in an instant, why can't I take the initiative to attack?"

This book is also known as "I Play Shield Counter in All of France", "With 100% Counter-Thrust, I'm Invincible", "I Wear Thornmail in All-Round Mage", and "Who Says a Defensive Mage Can't Carry?"

P.S.: While ensuring the protagonist's safety, try to salvage all the tragedies in the original story that can be avoided.

Waking up, he found himself transmigrated into the body of Hachiman, the self-destruction master. Looking at his lifeless eyes in the mirror, he secretly made a vow. He would make all those who had mocked him involuntarily say, "Look, that person seems like a social butterfly." Until one day... "Tell me, which one do you choose?!" Looking at the girls surrounding him, each holding various weapons, a bead of cold sweat trickled down Hachiman's forehead.

Lin Zhengyi, who was killed by criminals while trying to stop a crime, was reborn into the world of Hong Kong variety shows. Based on his experiences in his previous life, he decisively chose to become a police officer.

After transmigrating, he gained access to the Justice Detective System.

By simply apprehending criminals and completing cases, one can gain varying amounts of experience based on a comprehensive evaluation of factors such as the case's impact, the difficulty and danger of solving it, the amount of money involved, and the host's level of involvement.

When you accumulate enough experience, you can acquire new skills.

He originally thought that he could rely on the system to punish evil and achieve the pinnacle of life.

result!

Master thief, cannibal artist, Breaking Bad...

Looking at the skills granted by the system, Lin Zhengyi remained silent for a long time before finally saying in a low voice, "System, something's wrong with you!"

But that's not all that's wrong.

besides...

"Others who transmigrate to the Hong Kong variety show world and become police officers either in the Major Crimes Unit or the Anti-Triad Unit, but me?! I'm in the Traffic Enforcement and Control Unit!?" Lin Zhengyi looked at the assignment notice in his hand and felt completely bewildered.

Ye Chang'an was bound to a simulator system. Changing other people's fates could increase the number of simulations, but every time the simulation result was that he would become a Herrscher. "First life, I was in the previous civilization. I grew up with Eden and we even got married. With the frequent Honkai attacks, I thought I could survive with Eden for 50,000 years... but I became the first Herrscher." "Second life, I was in the present civilization. I grew up with Sirin and we were captured and used for experiments. With the injection of Honkai energy, I thought Sirin was going to Herrscher... but I Herrschered first." "Third life, I was in the previous civilization. I grew up in the Far East with the Sakura sisters and became assassin partners with Sakura. With... okay, okay, so I became the third Herrscher too, right?" Every time a Herrscher disaster occurred in the simulation, there was at least one Ye Chang'an among the Herrschers. "System, you better give me an explanation." "...You put too much Honkai energy resistance into it." Ye Chang'an: (￣ー￣) (Three points for the introduction, seven points for the main text)

Late-night weird show: "In Tokyo late at night, there is a grocery store that can fulfill any wish. "Its operator is evil and leads people to depravity. "Just look at it and you will fall into unspeakable madness. "The various spell props sold will devour people's hearts and plunge them into the abyss." "Now, let's conduct random interviews on the street." Interviewee - "Don't talk to me, I wasn't forced to become a stockings maid by the store manager~~" - JK·Maid·Kato Megumi---Audience (fanatical): Hurrah! Hurrah! The omniscient and omnipotent Old Ones. Women are just stumbling blocks that hinder our progress!

If the world lacked someone, it would be different, but it would still function normally. But if a person gave up on doing certain things and thinking certain thoughts, could they still be considered complete? So troublesome—Yi Sheji, a high school student who sighed all day, had spent sixteen years in peace. Although he had no envy for others and no energy at all, he still burned with the so-called passion of youth without realizing it.

The fields have been cultivated and fertilized, and now they are ready for sowing.

I wonder what kind of trees can grow in this stupid and twisted ninja world?

"Those who play with fate will eventually be played by fate!"

"Six Paths Sage! Let's start with you!"

Let the world know the truth!

"The blue sky is dead, the yellow sky is in charge." Pah! It's out of place.

"I! The Great and Wise Teacher of the Ninja World, will begin preaching!"

"First I fought for survival, then I fought for my family, now I fight for my village, and finally I will fight for peace for all the people in the ninja world!"

"We are born free, who dares to be superior to us?"

"I see all living things as mayflies, but I see you as a green mountain."

"There is no predetermined ending, only a self that is not strong enough!"

"Please protect your ideals. In this twisted ninja world, we need to have firm beliefs!"

It’s good to write these sentences down, they will be useful when sowing seeds later.

Hinata Zhen didn't know where he got the paper and pen from, and quickly wrote down his thoughts, fearing that he would forget them.

Thanks for the invitation. I'm in Teyvat, working part-time...

Until that day, when the task lottery system was awakened... as long as you complete the task, you can enter the lottery.

So, in order to complete the mission...

Eula: You're telling me now that your confession is fake... I absolutely don't agree. You must be afraid of being rejected. Don't worry, my love, I will tell you my love...

Shen He: You are the red rope that can tie me up, so those who come to disturb us have to disappear.

Kamisato Ayaka: Complete the mission? Is that your reason? Well, I'll give you a mission too.

Yi Chen: Hehehe, I must survive!