[I am Xiaonan. When you see this sentence, I will die.]
On the sea, Xiaonan looked at the white paper floating in front of him in astonishment.
The font is bloody and shocking.
…
Ling Xiao travels through the Naruto world.
Good news: there is a gold finger;
Bad news: it turned into paper, and it was just one of the thousands of blank papers on Xiaonan's body.
......
"I must find a way to become human again!"
Looking at the beautiful Xiaonan in front of him, Ling Xiao swore secretly.
"It's not for anything else. I just want to prove to the world that a blank slate can also practice ninjutsu!"
"Who said there are no six paths in the paper world?!"
"...How realistic can a game that's 100% realistic?" Fang Yuan's mind immediately conjured up images of white, soft, and suggestive scenes. Good heavens, transmigrating into a crossover anime world and even playing eroge? ...So exciting! And the eroge is full of manga heroines? ...Even more exciting! Izumi Kirishima: "That day, I was having sex in my room, and he recorded it on his phone, sob sob sob..." Kasumigaoka Utaha: "I was just going home normally when I suddenly felt someone following me. When I opened the door, he, he was there!" Kitagawa Kaimu: "That day, I was on a train full of passengers, and then..." Kocho Kanae: "We went to fight him so many times, and we always lost..." Yukinoshita Mrs.: "That day, there was a party at home, and everyone's time stopped except for me..." Transmigrated into a dangerous crossover anime world, Fang Yuan originally just wanted to go to work and play with birds, but unexpectedly, he became invincible. It turns out that hidden abilities can be this abnormal.
"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"
"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."
"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."
As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.
What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?
No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!
[Multiple Heroines][No Female Characters Given Away][Infinite Flow][Brainless Thrilling Novel] Si Yu, transmigrated into an experimental subject with only five years to live, one day encounters a girl with turquoise twin tails—"Welcome to the Dimensional Game! Anything is possible here. Go to the infinite dimensions and find a way to extend your life!" [System Notification: Player Ability Acquisition in Progress—Acquired Ability, Word Power·Consciousness] "Word Power·Consciousness can change the target's mind through language..."—Si Yu looks at the girl in front of her, who claims to be the Guide, Hatsune Miku. "Hatsune..." Indeed, anything is possible. —World Order: ① Black Beast ② Madoka Magica ③ Detective Conan ④ Azur Lane ⑤ Honkai Impact 3 ⑥ Fate/Zero—[This story is purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.]
You reap what you sow; you repay what you help. Wandering through the economically declining Tokyo, surrounded by countless compassionate souls awaiting a helping hand, Akiyama decides to follow his heart and become a helpful 'good person'.
The principle of 'quantitative change leading to qualitative change' proves this: as long as I fawn over enough heroines, I'll eventually be able to win over at least one of them. With this thought in mind, veteran simp Kitahara Kaede went further and further down the path of simping, only to find, upon looking back… that all the heroines were actually secretly in love with him?