[I am Xiaonan. When you see this sentence, I will die.]
On the sea, Xiaonan looked at the white paper floating in front of him in astonishment.
The font is bloody and shocking.
…
Ling Xiao travels through the Naruto world.
Good news: there is a gold finger;
Bad news: it turned into paper, and it was just one of the thousands of blank papers on Xiaonan's body.
......
"I must find a way to become human again!"
Looking at the beautiful Xiaonan in front of him, Ling Xiao swore secretly.
"It's not for anything else. I just want to prove to the world that a blank slate can also practice ninjutsu!"
"Who said there are no six paths in the paper world?!"
The principle of 'quantitative change leading to qualitative change' proves this: as long as I fawn over enough heroines, I'll eventually be able to win over at least one of them. With this thought in mind, veteran simp Kitahara Kaede went further and further down the path of simping, only to find, upon looking back… that all the heroines were actually secretly in love with him?
After receiving the "Another World Help Guide," Chen Lin traveled to the second dimension. He initially thought the "Another World" was a world completely different from the surface world, plagued by demons and monsters. But when he discovered the people seeking help included an elf princess and her protective knight, a snow woman who couldn't pay her rent, three succubus sisters who wouldn't let anyone touch them, a mermaid singing idol group, and a ghost's childhood sweetheart, he was shocked to realize what this "Another World" was like!?
You reap what you sow; you repay what you help. Wandering through the economically declining Tokyo, surrounded by countless compassionate souls awaiting a helping hand, Akiyama decides to follow his heart and become a helpful 'good person'.
"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"
"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."
"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."
As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.
What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?
No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!
Hua Hong traveled through winter and became the Traveler, the twelfth seat of the Fatui's executive officers. After three years of forbearance, he finally made it to the day of the simulation system's activation. He initially believed this was all a replica, a fake, but when Keqing threw a bracelet in his face and, with a suppressed murderous intent, demanded, "Cancer, being hunted by enemies, running away due to debt? What other excuses do you have?" Seeing the lightning flashing around Keqing, Hua Hong raised his hands and said, "Listen... I'll explain it to you!"