I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

As the saying goes, the rich rely on technology, and the poor rely on mutation. When Lind mastered the mutant fruit and awakened the farming soul of his previous life's flower-growing family, Lind not only controlled his own destiny, but also had the power to change the world.

Lind hid behind the scenes and first tricked Rocks into following the path of a mustache man in his previous life, and said, "I will stand at the highest place in the world and say to the whole world: 'Stand at attention.'" The authority of the Celestial Dragons was shaken for the first time.

He then tricked Shiki into delivering a pirate version of the Declaration of Independence, further undermining the Celestial Dragons' rule.

By the time Linde had been developing farming for decades and had accumulated immense experience, and stepped forward to say, "I have a dream," the entire world's situation was already in Linde's hands.

What to do when you're out at sea without a ship? Allen: "Steal someone else's." What to do when there's no one on board? Allen: "Dig someone else's." What to do when there are people but no supplies? Allen: "Rob a warship." Treasure, famous swords, Devil Fruits, where do the women come from? Allen: "Brothers, look! There's a transport ship that's practically floating on air, it has everything!"... Transmigrating to the world of One Piece, relying on Baki's cheat abilities to rise to power in the East Blue, starting with just his fists, he steals everything—people and ships. My name is Allen, and I advocate for freedom. (A million-word completed high-quality One Piece fanfiction is already available; readers are welcome to jump in and get crazy!)

[Configuring Windows Update... 99%... Please wait] ...My name is Hiroki Sawada. I'm 10 years old and a time traveler. After crossing over, I live in an ordinary residential area in the Hidden Leaf Village and am unmarried. I attend the Ninja Academy and return home no later than 6:00 PM every day. I don't smoke and have no interest in alcohol. My favorite drink is Fat Otaku Sparkling Water. I'm currently a student at the Ninja Academy, excelling in theory and reasonably good in physical skills. I go to bed promptly at 9:00 PM every night and get a full eight hours of sleep. Before bed, I do 20 minutes of yoga to relax my body. Once in bed, I fall into a deep sleep. I sleep through the night, never letting fatigue or stress linger until the next day. Doctors say I'm normal. Of course, I'm only saying this to let you know that I don't have any lofty dreams...

I transmigrated into the body of Orochimaru, one of the Legendary Sannin of Konoha. There are still three months left before I defect because my human experiments were exposed.

Looking at the golden snake eyes in the mirror, I smiled.

Danzo is my collaborator, Itachi Uchiha is someone I'm observing, and the Akatsuki organization is my potential future client.

But their vision is too narrow.

I took out a proposal titled "Feasibility Report and Ethical Considerations on Using Cloning Technology and Intercolumnar Cells to Achieve Immortality".

The first step is to deceive... no, to invite the future Fifth Hokage, Tsunade, to join my board of directors.

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, he becomes Tsunade's subordinate, but the system's mission demands he become the strongest medical ninja in the ninja world. Thus, Hoshigen Chisaku declares: "I am the man who will become the strongest medical ninja!" Years later, Hoshigen Chisaku questions: "What? Becoming Tsunade's man doesn't count as completing the mission?"... Disclaimer: Single female lead Tsunade, pregnancy expected~~

Just after crossing over, Feiyun encountered the night of genocide...

I thought I could give it a try,

But I didn't even see Itachi's sword clearly...

Lying among the corpses,

Feiyun discovered that his consciousness had not disappeared.

Thus, the revenge of the Uchiha began...

Having traveled to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization under the guise of being from the future, becoming the organization's sole strategist.

He started with a brilliant, unconventional strategy: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the five great ninja villages to collect toilet paper, thus elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami and shocking the Akatsuki organization.

Xiao Nan: Is there any that aren't so sleazy?

Bai Mo: I heard that your divine origami skills can disguise yourself very well?

Xiao Nan: Mm.

Bai Mo: Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them in five major countries, and let the world feel the pain when they wipe their butts. Art is an explosion!

Payne, Deidara: ?

Bai Mo: Nisuke, if you really want power, just drink a sip of Naruto's 'milk'.

Unexpectedly arriving in the world of Naruto, Uchiha Chiren desperately trains to save his life. He nearly escapes assassination after calling Danzo a eunuch and is sent to the battlefield as cannon fodder. Fortunately, he awakens a system that allows him to choose an ability from his opponent after each battle. [I choose Uzumaki Physique] [I choose Spirit +1] [I choose Constitution +1] [I choose Eight Gates Ninjutsu!] [I choose Flying Thunder God!]... Initially, Shimura Danzo was ecstatic, hoping this second battle would end Uchiha Chiren's fate. Unexpectedly, all his previous machinations proved ineffective, and Chiren even managed to activate his Mangekyō Sharingan. Years later, Chiren stands in the Hokage Building, addressing Shimura and the Sarutobi clan below with a hearty laugh. "Shimura Danzo, Sarutobi Hiruzen, this is your teacher, Senju Tobirama, right? Look! Today...