Does anyone in the family understand this?

I was just walking down the street and did nothing, but I was forcibly transported to another world.

I've traversed ninety-nine worlds at the same time, and even encountered a useless system that's completely ineffective. It's really frustrating.

Fortunately, I'm quite capable.

They can share their abilities with each other.

Having traversed so many worlds, what does it matter if they're all just accessories?

Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its uses!

You can get rich by collecting garbage!

Besides, if you walk in the dark too often, you're bound to step in poop!

Since the system is useless, my cheat is myself!

Big shots like Xia Yan: So this is why you're not ambitious and just waiting to suck up to powerful figures? ×N

Xia Yan (Keychain): That's right, everyone is their own father. Dad, love me again!

Hentai Natsuhiko: You unfilial sons, it's time to show you who the real father is!

"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"

"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."

"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."

As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.

What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?

No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!

[Multiple Heroines][No Female Characters Given Away][Infinite Flow][Brainless Thrilling Novel] Si Yu, transmigrated into an experimental subject with only five years to live, one day encounters a girl with turquoise twin tails—"Welcome to the Dimensional Game! Anything is possible here. Go to the infinite dimensions and find a way to extend your life!" [System Notification: Player Ability Acquisition in Progress—Acquired Ability, Word Power·Consciousness] "Word Power·Consciousness can change the target's mind through language..."—Si Yu looks at the girl in front of her, who claims to be the Guide, Hatsune Miku. "Hatsune..." Indeed, anything is possible. —World Order: ① Black Beast ② Madoka Magica ③ Detective Conan ④ Azur Lane ⑤ Honkai Impact 3 ⑥ Fate/Zero—[This story is purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.]

You reap what you sow; you repay what you help. Wandering through the economically declining Tokyo, surrounded by countless compassionate souls awaiting a helping hand, Akiyama decides to follow his heart and become a helpful 'good person'.

(Multiple women + Black Widow (You can watch it if you don't like it))

Li Wei, a college graduate who is well-versed in online novels, stood out in the interview with his outgoing personality and silver tongue, and landed a job with a 9-to-5 schedule and no overtime.

Unexpectedly, on his way home from get off work, Li Wei encountered a woman who had fallen into the water, and in his eagerness to save her, he was pushed into the Marvel Universe by the woman...

From then on, the company lost a worker who loved going to work, while the Marvel Universe gained a player with the "Helpless" system, Levi Osborn.

"Ding! Congratulations, Boss, you have successfully stolen the Sword Saint Wuming's sword, Han Guang, from the world of 'Nine Songs of the Sky'."

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully stolen Sonic's gold ring."

"Ding! Congratulations, host, for successfully stealing the Trident of Neptune."

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully stolen the Night Sky Sword of the Goddess of Death."

...

Battle of New York

Thor: "Hey, Levi, why is your Mjolnir the same as mine?"

Li Wei: "Bro~ didn't you know? Back then, the Dwarf King forged two Meow Hammers. Yours is the female one, and mine is the male one!"

Thor?!?!?!

...

Hela: "Little Vivi, can you explain why my Night Sky Sword is in your hands? (눈_눈)"

Li Wei: "Sister Kate, cough...no, baby, listen to my excuse, I really didn't steal it, it has nothing to do with me."

...

At this moment, Wonder Woman was still on her way on horseback…

(Multiple women + Black Widow (absolutely pure) (┯_┯))

In the basement, Lin Qing'an, shackled and bound, was writing a confession. "I was wrong, I was really wrong." "I shouldn't have used hypnosis to do whatever I wanted to the lovely Yukinoshita and my dear classmates." "I shouldn't have used force to enslave the noble Shinomiya and Nakiri." "I shouldn't have lured Emilia to destroy the world." "I shouldn't have..." As he wrote, Lin Qing'an was overwhelmed with sorrow, unable to stop. He was a good man, and now he had fallen to this state, all because of that damn simulator. [Note: This simulator aims to showcase the infinite possibilities of the future and does not reflect reality. Please play with peace of mind.] "If it doesn't reflect reality, then it's just a game, right?" That's what he thought, and that's how he played. But who knew that the stupid simulator would actually drag him into the simulation too! "Click—" Just as I was pondering, the basement door opened... (This will involve Oregairu, Kaguya Shinomiya, Food Wars!, Saekano, Re:Zero, The Burial of Frieden, Chainsaw Man, Kiss of the Contract, The Quintessential Quintuplets, and so on.)

The principle of 'quantitative change leading to qualitative change' proves this: as long as I fawn over enough heroines, I'll eventually be able to win over at least one of them. With this thought in mind, veteran simp Kitahara Kaede went further and further down the path of simping, only to find, upon looking back… that all the heroines were actually secretly in love with him?

Synopsis 1: "Next up, Xiao Qian!" "Battle Qi, nine...nine-nine-nine eighty-one levels?!" -------- Synopsis 2: "Xiao Qian, your exes have each built their own factions in the Great Thousand Worlds." "That's good, they should have their own lives and pursuits... So, what factions are they?" "Ni Gan City, Wei Gan Palace, the Qiankun Ruler Alliance." "You're really targeting me, aren't you?" Xiao Qian was speechless. -------- PS: Battle Through the Heavens and Martial Arts: Closed-loop plot, one million chapters in reserve, no bad endings. -------- PPS: Two excellent older books already written, experienced author of romance novels, completed with integrity.

Li Chang'an traveled back in time to the Southern Song Dynasty, initially thinking he could make a name for himself using his knowledge from the future, but—

The system is 99.99% loaded... It's been stuck for a full hundred years!

He was neither good at literature nor martial arts; even the Beggars' Sect thought he had no talent!

He can only rely on toxic motivational quotes to fool people in the underworld, and has become a notorious old charlatan in Jiaxing City...

until--

Guo Jing: "This senior must be a reclusive master!"

Huang Rong: "You old liar! Even my father can't fake it as well as you!"

When I was old and frail, the system finally activated!

Travel through various realms + take on disciples and receive rewards!

Li Chang'an stroked his beard and smiled: "Disciples, your master is getting old, and fighting is no longer appropriate for me... Here, take this pile of elixirs and divine skills, and remember to be filial to your master!"

"Professor Oak, hello. Although I look like a Gardevoir, I'm actually a human sealed inside this body. My tens of millions in assets have been frozen, and all I need now is a Pokédex and six Poké Balls to break the seal. If you give them to me, I’ll reward you with 5 million afterward..."

"Do I look like an idiot to you...?"

"Actually, Professor, the truth is—"

"Even if you can talk, can’t you just... be a proper Pokémon?"

"...Fine."

"Then, how about this—predict my grandson’s future for me."

"Your grandson...? Nah, forget it. I’d rather go predict that idiot instead."

"......"

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