Wait! Let me take a moment! I traveled through time and became Hikigaya Hachiman's dad? A thirty-something man!? He just got released from the ICU due to the 996 work schedule? And got fired! My wife is Hikigaya Kazusa? But we're divorced? Or was it amicable?! Divorced and bankrupt, I had to find a manual labor job. The blind date my neighbor set me up with was my college junior, Hiratsuka Shizuka? And then one day, I ran into the beautiful university student Ichinose Honami on the street, who was being beaten? I want a cigarette!!!

Fanfiction: Douluo Continent

• Story style: Unconventional, lighthearted and humorous, dark and cunning

• Main character elements: System-based, Transmigrator, Multiple female leads, Intelligent.

• Worldview Setting: Hegemony, Technological Advancement, and Enlightenment

I woke up to find myself as Huo Yuhao from Douluo Continent 2, a character with a tragic start, and inhabited by Tianmeng and Elder Yi. Faced with Bei Bei and Tang Ya's enthusiastic invitation to join the Tang Sect, I, familiar with the original story, immediately refused—what a joke! Who wants to be the son-in-law of a scheming, unjustly plotted against for millennia?

[Ding! Refuse fate's arrangement! The Multiverse Sign-in System is activated! Newbie quest: Sign in at Shrek Academy!]

From then on, the tone completely shifted. Shrek Academy wanted to use the title of "core disciple" to bind me? I'll just pull out the "Flawless Meditation Technique" rewarded by the system, its efficiency will crush your Xuan Tian Gong! Knowing that the inspection team is going to suffer, I'll simply switch to spectator mode, focusing on "respecting the fate of others."

I infiltrated the Body Sect, using modern thinking to subdue a group of brutes and rise to become its leader; I took control of the Holy Spirit Cult, treating evil soul masters as mere laborers. When the God King Tang San cast his gaze upon me, I had already integrated the two major forces, my military might pointing directly at the continent.

Tang San, it's time to change the chess player on this continent. Your Shrek Academy is too hypocritical; your theocracy needs to be overthrown! And I, President Huo, will establish a new order in this world, and incidentally, save those heartbroken beauties—only children make choices, I want them all!

(Harem! Harem! Harem! I've repeated it three times, please just take a look.) Question: What's the specialty of Izu? Answer: Flammable oolong tea! To overcome his fear of the sea, Hachiman Hikigaya came to the coastal city of Izu to attend university. He thought that with his solitary personality, he would only spend four years peacefully, but unexpectedly, he encountered many strange people. Kitahara Iori pointed at the pink-haired guitar girl and the decadent JD next to him, incredulous: "You actually have so many female friends?" After learning about his experience, Imamura Kohei covered his head and shouted: "And you also have a high school harem club that used to belong to you, and a super cute little sister even calls you Onii-chan?" "Scumbag! God punish you!!!" x2 Today is still very peaceful. [Grand Blue + Lonely Rock + Dark JK, maybe a bit of a transformation, anyway, I'll sew and sew, I'll write whatever comes to mind (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)]

Multiple female protagonists + historical battles + time travel and Mount & Blade + gacha system + comedic generals

Jiang Yu, a modern-day couch potato, wakes up to find himself in a medieval village.

He was attacked by bandits who massacred his village at the start of the game. He initially tried to hide in a cesspool to save his life, but unexpectedly activated the [Overlord System].

As a result, my hand slipped and I put all my skill points into [Polearm Mastery].

Thus, the most outrageous "God of War" in history was born—wielding a pitchfork, crying as he killed, his movements fluid and graceful, his expression utterly cowardly!

"Don't come any closer! When I go crazy, even I'm afraid of myself!"

"System, you call this a cheat code? This is a crippled system!" (His hands tremble like he has Parkinson's when he holds any weapon except for polearms.)

However, this is just the beginning...

The summoning function was enabled, but the summons yielded only bizarre generals: Pan Feng, the peerless general; Mi Heng, the king of empty talk; Xing Daorong, the post-2000s general...

Even more absurdly, the way the girls in this world look at him is strange—cold and aloof older women, tsundere knights, and yandere doctors.

And so, Jiang Yu, leading a group of eccentric generals and a problematic female protagonist, began his unconventional path to supremacy—

Others fight battles with strategy, he fights with unconventional tactics!

Others recruit famous generals with charm, he recruits them with... unlimited food!

Others build nations with iron-fisted methods, but he builds his nation with... a battlefield of heroines?

"System, are you sure you didn't give me the wrong script?"

A distrustful emergency call led Ling Ke, who had transmigrated to the eve of the Third Great Collapse, to be used as a guinea pig for several years, suffering immense torment. Meanwhile, the Crimson Phoenix had already "transcended to the mortal realm," Kiana was in Anti-Entropy, Mei was in World Serpent, Bronya had long since reunited with Seele… and Ling Ke had become the Herrscher of Domination for thousands. "From this moment on, I will complete my revenge in this world!" The transmigrator from the Celestial Empire, already completely corrupted, revealed a terrifying, sinister grin. PS: A warning before reading: This is not a happy story.

If, and I mean if, the monsters you kill in the game are actually real human lives, would you still enjoy hack-and-slash games? "What the hell? Getting all sentimental over a game." "If that day ever comes, I'll be the first to choose the blue pill and travel back in time to slap the OP." "I'll talk to you later, someone's checking the water meter at the door, wait two minutes."... An Yu transmigrated, has a beautiful boss Bronya, a fat older sister, and a job designing the world's lore—a happy and fulfilling life. But I just played a hack-and-slash game, and you insist I'm guilty of a heinous crime? An Yu points at her older sister: "You insist I kill ordinary people while hacking and slashing, then show me how to transform into a Herrscher of the Origin!" "Go ahead and transform!"

【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: I'm in trouble right now. 【AAA Rin's Gem Wholesale】: Short on money? 【Not a Chuunibyou Cook】: Can't afford food? 【What did the safety shorts do to you?】: Did the vending machine swallow your money? 【Not in Prison 0721】: It can't be that you're in prison, right? 【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: None of that. I saw someone digging up my mother's grave. 【Worldline Destroyer】: ? ————Here's a pseudo-rich heiress who's always short on money; here's a super-powered girl whose coins are swallowed by vending machines every day; here's a chuunibyou girl gradually becoming a cook; here's a super band girl who hiked 2400 miles in half a day; here's also the rebellious girl 0721 in prison. And there's him digging up graves. What kind of chat group is this?! 【Multiple female leads, abstract and lighthearted story. Please note that everyone has different tastes, so please don't criticize if you don't like it. Some people like it, some people hate it. If you don't like it, you can leave directly. Don't jump out to show your presence.】

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Su Yanran is reborn as Nalan Yanran, a genius girl from the Yunlan Sect who was rejected by Xiao Yan.

[Ding! You have transmigrated into the world of "Battle Through the Heavens" fanfiction! Your mission is to successfully complete the tragic female supporting character's storyline, suppress and stimulate the male lead's desire for revenge, and help him successfully turn the tables!]

Looking at Xiao Yan, whose eyes were red and who was angrily shouting "Don't underestimate a young man's potential," Su Yanran recalled the plot: ...

Isn't it just that she dislikes the male lead for being a good-for-nothing and makes a three-year agreement in public, promising to break off the engagement if he fails to challenge her after three years?

Isn't it just that she gets slapped in the face by the male lead later, and after the male lead makes a comeback, she gives him her heart only to be discarded by him like a worn-out shoe, leaving her to silently watch him for the rest of her life, loving him but never getting him?

"As long as the storyline is completed and he successfully makes a comeback, that's fine, right?"

【Yes.】

Su Yanran gave a wicked smile.

n years later.

System: [Hey! What are you doing?!]

Su Yanran looked at the man behind her who had become a god but was silently following her, and shrugged. "I didn't do anything. I just made him the poor guy with the lowest status."

What does it matter if you silently yearn for someone you can't have? Being at the very bottom is the true path to success!

[Severely biased! Xiao Yan is not a transmigrator! He's a native! He's a native! He's a native!]

[Ranking System: Battle Qi, Battle Warrior, Battle Master, Great Battle Master, Battle Spirit, Battle King, Battle Emperor, Battle Sect Master, Battle Venerable, Battle Saint, Battle Emperor]

Lin Moran traveled through a Chinese anime series, hoping to settle down as the "invincible" village chief of a newbie village. However, his beloved heroine, Kaguya-sama, broke off their engagement on the spot, leaving him the laughingstock of the world. Smiling, he unfolded a mysterious atlas and tore off the cover of "Kaguya-sama: Love is War." The next day, the anime headlines were all over the place: "Shocking! How did Kaguya's world suddenly become so hot-blooded?!" As countless villains banded together to besiege him and force him to hand over the atlas, Lin Moran chuckled and raised his hand—and countless torn pages flew everywhere. "Jujutsu Kaisen," "One Piece," "Type-Moon"... all the worlds were plunged into chaos! "Don't worry, this is just the table of contents for the first volume." Behind him, a girl with a ponytail silently wiped her Zanpakutō: "Captain, are you going to tear down my house in the next volume?" Lin Moran turned around, smiling gently: "No, we're going to give the villains... a big gift."

Some notes: The timeline of this book will be different from the original, of course, it is only to the extent of whether the character is in the first or second year of high school. This book has thoughtfully added another week of plot before Crychic, please enjoy the pleasure of the group explosion. Bugs such as Mutoto being too talkative have been fixed. The following is a serious introduction: In fact, Iruma Hibiki was just an ordinary light novel author at the beginning, but in the relationship of breaking up and getting back together, he was eventually caught in the vortex of the girl in the band. If the god of time travel could favor him again and give him a chance to travel back to the past, he thought that the opportunity to change everything must be that afternoon, the first encounter with Nagasaki Motoyo. So, at the end of each distressed day, he whispered in the girl's ear: "Motoyo, let's break up."