One punch killed the Black Holy Grail, two blasts slew Alaya. The secrets of the assassination fist are all passed down, intertwining reality and fantasy. The Hundred Arts of the Viper, the Seven Wounds Fist, the Shadoken of Killing Intent, the Fist of the North Star, the Arhat Subduing Tiger Fist, the Sea Tiger Exploding Fist! These are my fists. And today, let me use my fists to prove to you: nothing is indestructible. If there is, it's because I'm not strong enough! The truly strong are those who defy the will of heaven! [So, this is the story of a man who traveled through time and space to become a teacher in the Formation Moon. Instead of teaching, he practiced boxing, and corrupted his students.]
Having transmigrated to the world of Infinite Terror, Wang Ling quickly completed Biohazard 1 and unlocked the first-tier gene lock using the T-virus. A first-tier reincarnator was already considered a pillar of the reincarnation world. Wang Ling knew that with his aptitude, reaching this point was already a stroke of luck; the second, third, and fourth tiers… were not something a reincarnator with no background, no talent, and no opportunity should even consider. If nothing unexpected happened, after only a few matches, they would be matched against the "Demon Team," a powerful team in the reincarnation world, and would face total annihilation due to the opponent's overwhelming strength. To avoid this terrible and tragic ending, Wang Ling had to plan ahead! Just as he clicked on the "Return to World" page, he was shocked to find that his cheat ability had already arrived. Good news: he could directly access…
Lu Ming, originally an ordinary person, was accidentally forced to travel through time and space, becoming a person from another world. Fortunately, he was transported through a different world, so he had no choice but to adapt as a local. Later, he discovered that something was wrong. In a special space, he saw a bunch of Lu Mings with different appearances. "So this is actually Zhutian?"
The fields have been cultivated and fertilized, and now they are ready for sowing.
I wonder what kind of trees can grow in this stupid and twisted ninja world?
"Those who play with fate will eventually be played by fate!"
"Six Paths Sage! Let's start with you!"
Let the world know the truth!
"The blue sky is dead, the yellow sky is in charge." Pah! It's out of place.
"I! The Great and Wise Teacher of the Ninja World, will begin preaching!"
"First I fought for survival, then I fought for my family, now I fight for my village, and finally I will fight for peace for all the people in the ninja world!"
"We are born free, who dares to be superior to us?"
"I see all living things as mayflies, but I see you as a green mountain."
"There is no predetermined ending, only a self that is not strong enough!"
"Please protect your ideals. In this twisted ninja world, we need to have firm beliefs!"
It’s good to write these sentences down, they will be useful when sowing seeds later.
Hinata Zhen didn't know where he got the paper and pen from, and quickly wrote down his thoughts, fearing that he would forget them.
This is an era of unparalleled glory, an era of elves, a golden age where geniuses rise together. Someone declared, "I am invincible, do as you please." The prominent signs at the arena entrance all proclaimed something significant.
"Flying Blaziken are prohibited from entering the arena."
"Greninja, a frog with ninjutsu abilities, is prohibited from entering the field."
"prohibit...."
[Single female lead Shen He] + [Mutual commitment] + [Slightly yandere]
After coveting Hu Tao for three years, Shen He kidnapped her and brought her home.
For the first month, Hu Tao remained defiant to the death.
In the second month, Hu Tao finally acquiesced to Shen He sleeping in the same bed with her.
By the third month, Hu Tao started to push her luck, interrogating Shen He about why he was five minutes late and whether he was seeing someone else.
One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferers. The group members all had avatars of certain anime characters and talked about strange topics—Chihaya Aine: [Family, just arrived in London and assigned to the Badger House. Does anyone know how to make the Pointon potion?] Mech Warrior: [Has anyone played "Cosmic God"? Why is Gaia's stats lower than Thunderbolt's? Do I have to go to jail for a second transmigration? This is truly speechless.] Lu Mingfei: [Uh... does anyone know what the hentai world is? I have a blond guy next to me who looks a bit too strong, and three incredibly beautiful older sisters with him... huh? Holy crap! Am I the victim? Song-ge, help me!] Toyokawa Shoko: [My Maybach was hit by a Yonhap. Where is Kassel?] At first, Song Shuhang thought everyone was just having a chuunibyou moment and doing cosplay online. It wasn't until various videos and photos were uploaded to the group chat by other members that Song Shuhang realized they really seemed to be time travelers. So the question is... if they've all time-traveled, how far behind am I? Suddenly, a group of people shouted in his ear, "Sir, we are willing to go with you!"
Suddenly transmigrated and given a cheat-like advantage, Qiao Lin just wanted to live his carefree, laid-back life. But one day, Qiao Lin frowned and realized something was wrong. Naruto Qiao Lin: Big brother, you know me, I wasn't even planning to become a ninja! Anime Crossover Qiao Lin: Big brother, you know me, I just wanted to play video games! Marvel Qiao Lin: Big brother, you know me, the villains wanted to destroy the world, I couldn't hide! ... Qiao Lin: Let's not talk about those. First, explain yourself, as a pure love enthusiast, why do I have you harem-loving clones?
[One Body, Two Souls] + [Hilarious Daily Life] + [Hilarious Romantic Relationship] [A Different Kind of Godhood, Everyone's Character Collapses, Dare to Try?]
[This story focuses primarily on slice-of-life scenes, with a secondary plot! Enter at your own risk!]
While watching the Super God anime, Ye Tian criticized the scriptwriter for the plot where Keisha was written out of the story. He was then kicked into the Super God world by an unknown big shot and ended up sharing a body with Keisha.
So the little angels discovered that their queen seemed to have a split personality!
[Official Keisha:] Ye Tian, you actually used my body to dance to Gokuraku Jodo?
[Ye Tian version of Keisha:] This is nothing, watch me give you a driving test!
[Angel Yan:] The Queen actually possesses such exquisite artistic talent!
[Ye Tian's version of Keisha:] The Queen is omnipotent!
[He Xi:] Tomboy, how dare you lead the way in violating justice and order?
[Ye Tian version of Keisha:] Every order needs to keep up with the times. It's not worth fighting to the death for others every day!
【Angel Cold:】When it comes to being a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur), the Queen is definitely superior!
[Ye Tian version of Keisha:] Look at this, learn from it, cold, Queen, I have high hopes for you!
[To all our little angels:] The Queen is so down-to-earth! We love her so much…
[Karl:] The schizophrenic Keisha is too dangerous. Just because she secretly sent Liang Bing some resources, she was immediately subjected to a Heavenly Blade Judgment.
[Morgana:] You bitch!!!
[Official Keisha:] My foolish sister, you have truly broken my heart.
[Ye Tian version of Keisha:] Watch me cut her into eight pieces, put them in a bottle, and take her back to vent your anger!
I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.
Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.
I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.
Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?
Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!
He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!
What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?
Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?
Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!
Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!
Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!
Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!
(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)
(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)