Kamishiro Shiro: "Let's Kampai to the sea and youth with some Oolong tea!"

Police: "Yeah yeah, we get that part. The real question is - why aren't you wearing any clothes?"

Kamishiro Shiro: "? ? Who needs clothes for youthfulness!"

Police: "Alright then. In that case, experiencing our station's pork cutlet rice can be part of your youthful adventures too."

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What is modern warfare really like? Some say a $200 million drone launches a million-dollar missile and hits a $10,000 jeep.

Commanding a battle is also a science...

M4A1: Commander, your book... has nothing to do with commanding operations...

Chen Shusheng: As a commander, it is normal for me to use firearms, right?

M16: So what is this book on technical lock picking?

Chen Shusheng: There are no keys to the Iron Blood bases, so sometimes we have to find a way ourselves.

UMP45: Commander, your book "Homemade Simple Armor"... is it mocking me?

Chen Shusheng: How could that be?

HK416: Why did you give me this grenade tutorial?

SOP: Commander, this "Tea Eggs: From Beginner to Mastery" is so complicated. Does it take so long to boil a tea egg? Why did the United States take eight years?

Chen Shusheng: Be good, this is not the book you should read. You should read this one.

G36: Commander, what do you usually watch?

Chen Shusheng: I usually read this one.

Everyone looked at the "Guide to Using Collapse Liquid" in Chen Shusheng's hand and fell into deep thought.

[System Message: World Line Initializing... Alteration Rate: 0.001%]

Su Li stared at the scene unfolding on the massive public monitor, a stream of curses catching in his throat. Of all the places to be thrown into, it had to be Island Iffish—right at the dawn of the One Year War. Was this some kind of cosmic joke? Was fate itself trying to get him killed?

But then he discovered a secret: he could alter the very fabric of this world line, reaping incredible rewards for every change he made. From that moment on, the legend of the "White Devil" was destined to be rewritten.

His enemies could only cry out in disbelief, "What in the world is that Zaku?!"

Su Li would just grin, his voice cutting through the comms. "Hey, Red Comet! You think you're three times faster? Then prove it and get over here!"

In the howling northern wilderness, Louis Calvin wrapped himself in a wolfskin cloak and stood alone on an ice cliff.

As the son of a duke, he was thrown into this permafrost wilderness by his family in the name of "opening up glory".

He thought he was doomed, but he didn't expect the daily intelligence system to be activated:

[Thirty-seven frozen hungry wolves are lurking in the southeast valley and will raid the territory tonight.]

[The corpse of an ancient god will float out of the ice lake at dawn, and the divinity of winter will remain in its heart.]

[The Plantagenet Church will regard you as a blasphemer, and the Holy Flame Knights have embarked on the road to the north]

[The undead frenzy will sweep across the continent, and only one in a million humans will survive.]

...

While the southern nobles were scheming for power, Louis's cavalry had already crushed the barbarian tribes.

The frost dragon roared over the Frost Iron Wall.

Winter has arrived, and this storm will eventually engulf the entire continent.

Tiandao Siming traveled to a different dimension TV series called "Stars".

He was bound to the "popularity system", and as long as he gained enough popularity, he could get everything he wanted.

Therefore, soon, a super popular villain with outstanding appearance, super strength and likable personality appeared.

[Star Eclipse Eye: can observe the "energy flow" of itself and the target 100%, so as to predict the opponent's next move 1 second in advance in battle]

[Vector control: can control the motion vector of the object touched (such as the impact direction of the attack, the flow path of energy)]

[Overclocking calculation: the brain enters the "overclocking state", and can simulate tens of thousands of deduction results at the same time to find a winning solution]

Super high popularity brings super strong strength, and super strong strength brings super high popularity.

A few years later, relying on his own "talent" and "hard work", Tiandao Siming, who "hardly" stood at the top of the stars, gave an MVP settlement speech that matched his personality.

"Rules? They are shackles for the weak. I, the God of Destiny, only follow the rules in my heart."

【Marriage first, love later✘ Marry first, love later✔︎】

After being defeated and captured, the dragon slayer Leon became a captive of the Silver Dragon Queen.

With the awareness of death, Leon hit the mark by accident and made the queen pregnant before she died.

I thought that this would allow the queen to live with shame for the rest of her life, which would be worthy of the mission of the dragon slayer.

But two years later, when Leon opened his eyes, there was a little dragon girl with a tail next to him.

"Dad! You finally woke up!"

Leon not only did not die, but also successfully became a father and became the father of this little dragon girl.

After that, the Silver Dragon Queen also launched a crazy revenge on him.

Treating people with their own way, but Leon is just a human body, how can he withstand the impact of the dragon day and night?

Leon decided to run away.

But every escape ended in failure.

In the end, under the coercion and inducement of the queen, he became a baby-sitting dad with peace of mind.

"Well, you performed well, and I will reward you by giving me a second child." said the queen.

Even if I die, die outside, or jump off your Silver Dragon Temple, I will never have a second child with you!

——Well, the second child is another daughter, so cute, hehe~

(No national football team, no system)

Is there really a football genius among 1.4 billion people?

Yes, brothers, yes.

Chen Tao sacrificed his shooting skills in exchange for a ball sense that surpassed Ronaldinho!

Professor Wenger broke the defense:

"You passed 5 people in a row to the penalty area, why didn't you just shoot?"

Chen Tao: "Wouldn't it be safer to pass the goalkeeper and shoot at an empty goal?"

"Just say whether it went in or not!"

The peerless genius that Mourinho, Guardiola, Ancelotti and Klopp fought for

came out of nowhere!

Florentino: Spend 100 million to buy Chen? No, he is worth at least 200 million!

Ronaldo: "Messi? No, Chen is my only rival. I will definitely surpass him in the Ballon d'Or!"

When Chen Tao became the big devil of European football with his god-level skills.

The whole world realized that this was not his complete form?

…

"Sacrifice the header level in exchange for 100% shooting skills?"

"Sacrifice the interception level in exchange for Bolt's speed?"

"Sacrifice the flirting level in exchange for a body of steel?"

Sorry, please give me more!

As the king of football, I have been flirted with by girls, who else would flirt with girls!

(Not watching animation or football will not affect reading)

(No national football team + passionate football + a little bit of two-dimensional elements + a single female lead sweet story)

As a Bayern youth player, Lu Xiao awakens the superstar system.

If you stay at the Bayern base for 1,000 days, you can activate the system to extract the Ronaldinho template.

With 3 days left for activation, he was expelled by the 2nd team coach Ten Hag after his contract expired.

This bald ass Ten Hag also forbids himself from going to the cafeteria?

No, I have to stay here until the system is activated!

Wait, where are the Ronaldinho and Kaka templates?

Full level stop? Who is Nagi Makoto?

……

Extract the full-level ball stop, Nagi Makoto Shirou template;

Draw the tiger shot, Hyuga Kojiro template!

Extract the monster dribbling, bee music returns to the template!

Draw the "Beyond Vision" god-level shot, a template for the world!

Extraction... Holy shit, a fire tornado? It's too good to be true in real life!

……

From this day on, a true monster was born in world football!

The outrageous moves that can only be seen in comics are reproduced one by one in reality!

Guardiola, Ancelotti and Klopp were all stunned!

Messi and Ronaldo feel inferior to him: Lu Xiao is the only GOAT in the world!

[No system + deserted island + age difference + survival + hegemony] A mysterious lightning struck the cruise ship, and Zhou Feng woke up on the beach. Next to him was Qin Xiaoxue, the aunt next door. Soon they discovered that the secrets of this island exceeded their imagination.

Lin transmigrated to detective conan universe with the death note.

"Anyone whose name is written in the note will die."

"How can such an unscientific thing be possible?"

"If it's true, wouldn't we be able to rule the world?"

"You think so, don't you, Mr. Gin?"

"By the way, could you please sign an autograph for me?"

"Use your real name."