I, Lin You, have transmigrated into a stitched-together world where all the female anime characters are crying.

The good news is that I have awakened the [Emotional Bank System], which specializes in treating all kinds of psychological trauma.

The bad news is that my first client is Saeko Busujima—her wooden sword is pressed against my throat, and the system displays: [Debt of lust for killing -5000, will turn evil in three minutes].

I took a deep breath: "Senior, your kendo isn't a sin, it's..."

What is it?

"—It's the VIP ward with the most expensive registration fee."

From then on, I became the strongest psychologist across anime and manga. I cure tsundere characters, soothe icebergs, and soothe yanderes. Healing one allows me to inherit their core abilities. When I can use the Electrifier's lightning to grill skewers, use the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to find the weakness of Wi-Fi, and use Conqueror's Haki to scare away editors chasing deadlines—

I've discovered that all the goddesses' pain seems to point to the same source.

The first page of my medical record reads: [Patient: Lin You, Condition: In his past life, he was a scumbag god burdened with a mountain of romantic debts.]

Now, they've come to us for a "follow-up visit."

System, can I get a discount? I need an answer urgently.