Martial arts fan Su Qingfeng accidentally traveled to the world of Zongwu!

With a dream of becoming a martial artist, he thought he could travel the world with his sword.

However, he unexpectedly awakened the "Divine Magician System", and was expressly forbidden by the system to practice martial arts.

Just as his enthusiasm for martial arts was ignited, it was poured with a bucket of cold water.

But fate's jokes never stop there:

With his peerless appearance after traveling through time, he was named the "most handsome man" and was the talk of the town.

The Palace Master Yaoyue, who was a master of martial arts and had a cold and arrogant temperament, fell in love with him at first sight and forcibly abducted him back to Yihua Palace.

He was shocked to realize that the system only said that he could not practice martial arts, but did not say that he could not live off his wife!

Why practice martial arts when you can only hold onto Yao Yue's thighs?

The immortals of Wudang land ride on the wind and air.

The great Shaolin monks and their Buddhist teachings are boundless.

The demonic witch from the Western Regions seduces the common people.

The fairy from Cihang Jingzhai is so charming with her smile.

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"I left my home to save Li Lang, but who would have thought that Li Lang... Li Lang came to propose marriage first!"

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"Li Zhaoting, as long as you agree, the two sects of the Demon Sect, the six paths, the nine heavens and ten earths, all the gods and demons will obey your orders!"

"Humph! How can I, a righteous young man, associate with evil and evil?"

"Asshole! Put the Demon Sect witch down first!"

Ordinary college student Liu Hao and extraordinary customer service representative Toyokawa Shoko were magically connected by China Mobile's 5-yuan monthly Gravity Unicom plan, and from then on, they shared a common destiny. Shoko: I once had a friend who was delicate, yet so sensitive that every scrap of straw seemed to threaten her. Liu Hao: Breaking off our friendship. A gentleman doesn't stand beneath a precarious wall. Shoko: I also had a friend who was gentle, but in reality, couldn't fill the chasm in her heart. Liu Hao: Breaking off our friendship. A smiling tiger is the most terrifying. Shoko: I once... Liu Hao, do you know why you can't grow your nails while playing the piano? (Laughter) Liu Hao: Ahem, enough kidding. Let me offer my opinion as someone who's experienced this... Later, the Gravity Unicom plan went up to 10 yuan. Nagasaki Suyo, who had seen their chat messages, stared intently: "The culprit has been found." Then, the plan went up to 15 yuan. Wakaba Mutsu: Liu, are you acting as a mouthpiece? And then—Liu Hao: Why's the plan price going up again? I'm going to make ends meet! The girls in the band: I topped up your phone for 500,000 yuan, enough for a lifetime. (Mygo's worldview, this is a story about a light-hearted man and a group of heavy-hearted women)

【Chewan Fanfiction】

【Funny + Secret + Healing + Ikusa + Famous Detective + Exploding Shura Field】

In broad daylight, the Scarlet Devil Mansion frequently explodes?

On a thunderstorm night, a white-haired female corpse was found in the bamboo forest?

In the mysterious magic forest, strange ghosts appeared in the middle of the night?

In the dilapidated Hakurei Shrine, the shrine maiden is no longer poor?

"There are clues to reasoning in fate, and the mystery will be solved one day!"

"The body has not become smaller, and the mind is still flexible!"

"I am the famous detective Chu Bai! There is only one truth!"

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"The following is an exclusive interview with Wenwen--"

"What is your impression of Chu Bai?"

Reimu: "The abominable guy who took my first kiss!"

Marisa: "My master and I are innocent..."

Alice: "We want to be friends for life~ (smile)"

Remlia: "The big bad guy who kidnapped my sister!"

Saint White Lotus: "Very fast... I mean the speed of enlightenment in Buddhism."

Chu Bai: "Follow Xiao Bai, follow Xiao Bai Detective Team, thank you~"

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ps1: Relaxed daily style, no knife and no stomach medicine.

ps2: The introduction is weak, please move to the main text, if it is not good, please come and hit me~