I, Lin You, have transmigrated into a stitched-together world where all the female anime characters are crying.

The good news is that I have awakened the [Emotional Bank System], which specializes in treating all kinds of psychological trauma.

The bad news is that my first client is Saeko Busujima—her wooden sword is pressed against my throat, and the system displays: [Debt of lust for killing -5000, will turn evil in three minutes].

I took a deep breath: "Senior, your kendo isn't a sin, it's..."

What is it?

"—It's the VIP ward with the most expensive registration fee."

From then on, I became the strongest psychologist across anime and manga. I cure tsundere characters, soothe icebergs, and soothe yanderes. Healing one allows me to inherit their core abilities. When I can use the Electrifier's lightning to grill skewers, use the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to find the weakness of Wi-Fi, and use Conqueror's Haki to scare away editors chasing deadlines—

I've discovered that all the goddesses' pain seems to point to the same source.

The first page of my medical record reads: [Patient: Lin You, Condition: In his past life, he was a scumbag god burdened with a mountain of romantic debts.]

Now, they've come to us for a "follow-up visit."

System, can I get a discount? I need an answer urgently.

【Chewan Fanfiction】

【Funny + Secret + Healing + Ikusa + Famous Detective + Exploding Shura Field】

In broad daylight, the Scarlet Devil Mansion frequently explodes?

On a thunderstorm night, a white-haired female corpse was found in the bamboo forest?

In the mysterious magic forest, strange ghosts appeared in the middle of the night?

In the dilapidated Hakurei Shrine, the shrine maiden is no longer poor?

"There are clues to reasoning in fate, and the mystery will be solved one day!"

"The body has not become smaller, and the mind is still flexible!"

"I am the famous detective Chu Bai! There is only one truth!"

...

"The following is an exclusive interview with Wenwen--"

"What is your impression of Chu Bai?"

Reimu: "The abominable guy who took my first kiss!"

Marisa: "My master and I are innocent..."

Alice: "We want to be friends for life~ (smile)"

Remlia: "The big bad guy who kidnapped my sister!"

Saint White Lotus: "Very fast... I mean the speed of enlightenment in Buddhism."

Chu Bai: "Follow Xiao Bai, follow Xiao Bai Detective Team, thank you~"

————

ps1: Relaxed daily style, no knife and no stomach medicine.

ps2: The introduction is weak, please move to the main text, if it is not good, please come and hit me~

A Sigma man's hilarious (?) daily life

Content: Urban setting with multiple female protagonists and superpowers

Hi everyone, this is Talking Principles~ Today I'm bringing you something you've all wanted to see: tsundere, yandere, innocent, and cunning—it's all here! Hurry up and watch! If you don't watch, I'll...I'll...kneel down and beg you to watch QAQ

After Wen Yao arrived in the Hell of Gensokyo, Shiki-sama's daily life became like this: In a singularity, discussing the meaning of death with Ereshkigal, the goddess of the underworld; Izanami, the goddess of the underworld, confiding in someone about her loneliness in a broken world; exploring souls and the abyss with Ash (primarily Gensokyo)... Primarily Gensokyo, interspersed with other worlds, the narrative will likely not follow the above pattern. A mix of first and second settings, the setting is not rigorous (updates will be irregular for now; daily updates will resume after the previous main story is completed; I will try to maintain uninterrupted updates during holidays). PS: If Shiki fans can't find any Shiki-sama fanfiction, they'll have to write their own. PS: I'm bad at creating summaries; this is not the final version.

After the Great Collapse ended, Captain Gao Su, together with Bronya and Mei, established Mihoyo Network Technology Co., Ltd. in Canghai City. "Wait, what's with Mei behind my sister!?" While Kiana was playing a game on the moon, she noticed Mei's four arms hugging Durandal from behind. Looking at the game producer Gao Su, before receiving an answer, she asked again, "Eh!? Why did Alicia's body turn into this at the root of the Imaginary Tree?" Initially, this was just a simple game test for Kiana. However, when things from the game appeared in reality, she realized that something seemed off about the game! "Kiana." Finally, when Gao Su produced something, Kiana was shocked: "There is a Heavenly Way in the mortal world, let the Heavenly Way deal with you! Emperor Armor! Combine!" (Author: Hedgehog Cat, a veteran author for five years, with over four million words completed. Two of his best works are currently in jail. His integrity is guaranteed; readers can subscribe with confidence.)

Jiang Qiu was transported to a fused world of anime, where he lived a relaxing and relaxing life. In this world, he witnessed the Kaiba Entertainment Group launch a new Duelist tournament, a new film funded by Integrated Sports was released simultaneously across the country, the Camelot Group launched a new round of investments in Fuyuki City, and a summer concert hosted by the Paradise of the Past. There were no dangerous incidents, no horrific bloodbaths; everything seemed remarkably peaceful and harmonious. Until one day, the system, which had been loading for so long within Jiang Qiu's mind, beeped: "Ignore the risk and continue installing. Multiple versions of Jm, bk, Eh, Pv, Pb, and X have been integrated, officially launching the Paradise Project." He suddenly realized that he had come to this world to fight. There were entrance battles, rooftop duels, gym wrestling matches, night raids on the ward, and library control. There was no retreat, no compromise, only pure bloodshed and bloodshed, fighting to the last drop of blood!

Nazarick's overall strength is enough to sweep across the entire world; Ainz Ooal Gown will likely not suffer any losses. Those who mind this should not read. Background: The northwest corner of the continent has been unified by the Sorcerer Kingdom, the Council Kingdom has been destroyed, and the remaining countries have become part of the Sorcerer Kingdom. The Sorcerer Kingdom has turned its attention to the City-State Alliance. Thus began its conquest of the six kingdoms.

(Grand Blue + Date A Live + Oregairu + ...)

Looking at the dilapidated Yorozuya before him, Tengu Ginyu fell into deep thought...

"Why are there still weirdos in this world?!" Tengu Ginyu put the Time Driver into the Four-Dimensional Chrysanthemum, plopped down in a chair, and burst into tears.

There is no collapse, daily desu

The author occasionally goes crazy

I am Qi Maomao's dog, let Qi Maomao take me away, Qi Maomao is the woman who can be my wife, Qi Maomao, Qi Maomao I can't live without you

A destined soulmate is someone a man will meet in his lifetime. Reborn into the world of BanG Dream!, Chai Liehuo, wanting to escape singlehood, goes to a shrine to pray for a relationship. But the god of love appears and tells him he accidentally set his destined soulmate to ngDream! What's going on? Does this mean he has to date members of so many bands under ngDream at the same time? Are you kidding me? Toyama Kasumi: Liehuo-san is so kirakiradokidoki! Minato Yukina: Would you like to reach the top of the band with me? Mitake Ran: I want to stay by your side as always. Maruyama Aya: For you, I want to become the best idol (Note: Idols can't date). Tsurumaki Kokoro: Liehuo-san, let's bring smiles to the whole world together! Lay: Please don't call me older sister. Kurata Mashiro: Let's eat mushrooms together, Liehuo-san. Takamatsu Akari: Can we form a band together for life? Misaki Hatsune: Liehuo-san, Liehuo-san, Liehuo-san, Liehuo-san! Looking at the group of teenage girls in the band, Chai Liehuo felt as if he were being pulled in by a powerful gravity. It seemed that something exciting was about to happen.