(If there are any incoherent parts, missing words, or typos, you can mark them. The author will correct them when they see them. ٩( 'ω' )و . Also, the author is still alive (⑉°з°)-♡)

Zhang Lang raised his head at a 45-degree angle to gaze at the starry sky: "Alas, you said I..."

"This life is like walking on thin ice. Do you think I can reach the other side?" the system said hurriedly.

"Tongzi, you..."

"Stop being crazy and quickly repair the school wall. Otherwise, you will have to see the use of Judas again."

"No matter how big the prison is, don't elbow me."

"You…"

"Civility, Tongzi, look at Deli. She's just being silly. Why didn't you come over and supervise me while I was building the wall?"

The system sensed something. "? I advise you not to be so ungrateful as to honestly repair the wall..."

"It's hilarious! Cricket Deli is so stupid, am I afraid of him? If I do this or that, this academy might not be able to be named Zhang..."

A cough, a cough, a loli voice filled with anger came, "Zhang Lang, have you thought about how to die?"

"I hope you will die of old age, dear darling," Zhang Lang replied weakly.

"What do you think?" Theresa smiled as she looked at the trembling Zhang Lang...

A Sigma man's hilarious (?) daily life

Content: Urban setting with multiple female protagonists and superpowers

Hi everyone, this is Talking Principles~ Today I'm bringing you something you've all wanted to see: tsundere, yandere, innocent, and cunning—it's all here! Hurry up and watch! If you don't watch, I'll...I'll...kneel down and beg you to watch QAQ

Ordinary college student Liu Hao and extraordinary customer service representative Toyokawa Shoko were magically connected by China Mobile's 5-yuan monthly Gravity Unicom plan, and from then on, they shared a common destiny. Shoko: I once had a friend who was delicate, yet so sensitive that every scrap of straw seemed to threaten her. Liu Hao: Breaking off our friendship. A gentleman doesn't stand beneath a precarious wall. Shoko: I also had a friend who was gentle, but in reality, couldn't fill the chasm in her heart. Liu Hao: Breaking off our friendship. A smiling tiger is the most terrifying. Shoko: I once... Liu Hao, do you know why you can't grow your nails while playing the piano? (Laughter) Liu Hao: Ahem, enough kidding. Let me offer my opinion as someone who's experienced this... Later, the Gravity Unicom plan went up to 10 yuan. Nagasaki Suyo, who had seen their chat messages, stared intently: "The culprit has been found." Then, the plan went up to 15 yuan. Wakaba Mutsu: Liu, are you acting as a mouthpiece? And then—Liu Hao: Why's the plan price going up again? I'm going to make ends meet! The girls in the band: I topped up your phone for 500,000 yuan, enough for a lifetime. (Mygo's worldview, this is a story about a light-hearted man and a group of heavy-hearted women)

There is no collapse, daily desu

The author occasionally goes crazy

I am Qi Maomao's dog, let Qi Maomao take me away, Qi Maomao is the woman who can be my wife, Qi Maomao, Qi Maomao I can't live without you