My name is Hongyu, I'm from Longmen, and I'm probably a time traveler.

I used to think I'd be different from most time travelers, living a relatively stable life.

After all, this continent of Terra is... a little too peaceful.

The families of Dayan haven't lost anyone. The deep-sea crisis has long since vanished, the mineral sickness has been conquered, the Syracuse family's rule is gone, and Ursus has even had its revolution...

So what could I do? Couldn't I just run my own grocery store and go fishing in the river with a certain koi?

Yes, that's what I thought at first.

Until I received a letter from the back door of my grocery store, and that letter was dated back to Dayan a thousand years ago.

Out of curiosity, I wrote a reply to this strange letter.

The moment I put it in the mailbox...

I had traveled back to Dayan a thousand years ago...

Hongyu: Huh?

A Sigma man's hilarious (?) daily life

Content: Urban setting with multiple female protagonists and superpowers

Hi everyone, this is Talking Principles~ Today I'm bringing you something you've all wanted to see: tsundere, yandere, innocent, and cunning—it's all here! Hurry up and watch! If you don't watch, I'll...I'll...kneel down and beg you to watch QAQ

Meng Xing, after a second time travel, arrives in Teyvat with a maxed-out combat account, expressing his desire for a retirement life free to do as he pleases! Follow your heart, focusing on achieving enlightenment through a single thought! The regrets of the Liyue immortals? Make amends! Resurrect my... ugh. Guizhong, the immortals, the Yakshas, ​​the Great Compassion Tree King, your souls have returned! Return when I tell you to. Break the game with violence, focusing on a no-holds-barred approach. Winter? Monsters? Abyss? Heaven's law? Too lazy to even think about it!

Ordinary college student Liu Hao and extraordinary customer service representative Toyokawa Shoko were magically connected by China Mobile's 5-yuan monthly Gravity Unicom plan, and from then on, they shared a common destiny. Shoko: I once had a friend who was delicate, yet so sensitive that every scrap of straw seemed to threaten her. Liu Hao: Breaking off our friendship. A gentleman doesn't stand beneath a precarious wall. Shoko: I also had a friend who was gentle, but in reality, couldn't fill the chasm in her heart. Liu Hao: Breaking off our friendship. A smiling tiger is the most terrifying. Shoko: I once... Liu Hao, do you know why you can't grow your nails while playing the piano? (Laughter) Liu Hao: Ahem, enough kidding. Let me offer my opinion as someone who's experienced this... Later, the Gravity Unicom plan went up to 10 yuan. Nagasaki Suyo, who had seen their chat messages, stared intently: "The culprit has been found." Then, the plan went up to 15 yuan. Wakaba Mutsu: Liu, are you acting as a mouthpiece? And then—Liu Hao: Why's the plan price going up again? I'm going to make ends meet! The girls in the band: I topped up your phone for 500,000 yuan, enough for a lifetime. (Mygo's worldview, this is a story about a light-hearted man and a group of heavy-hearted women)

"This land is rife with conflict, but here, we will protect everything. We uphold the dignity of the law and do our utmost to stop any attempt to subvert the order of Longmen. Even if the road ahead is filled with difficulties, we will fight bravely. We are the Longmen Guard Bureau."

Xu Ling: "Mr. Chen, the promotional video is finished. Can I leave work now?"

Chen Huijie: "How come the Guards Bureau has someone like you?"

Shi Huaiya: "Don't worry about this stubborn fan. I'll pay for your dinner after get off work. Eat as much as you want."

Everyone in the Imperial Guard: "Long live!"

Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.

But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!

[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]

From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!

Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."

The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.

Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.

The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!

When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.

Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:

"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."

"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."

"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"

He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!

When I woke up, I found myself in a wonderful anime world.

Here you can find both peaceful countryside and modern cities where monsters hide, and you can even hear rumors about supernatural powers and witches.

Lin Xi's only goal is to use his past life memories and a little bit of "plug-in" to open a small shop in this familiar yet strange world, drink tea, make friends, and live the leisurely and slow life he has always dreamed of.

(The scores are relatively low when they first come out)

【Beast Ear Girl】【Multiple Heroines】【MyGO】【Lonely Rock】【GBC】【Cutting Mujica Meow】【Full Charm of the Protagonist】

Su Yan traveled to a world of girl bands filled with beast-eared girls, but found that men were extremely rare in this world, and humans were a species that only existed in legends.

As a human male, he has become an existence rarer than the giant panda?

And the girls in the band here are all human-loving?

Socially anxious pink cat Goto Ichiri: "Can someone like me make friends with humans?"

Super despicable blue cat Yamada Liang: "Yan, can you give me a piece of your soft rice? When I enter your room tonight..."

Pink-haired big dog Chihaya Aine: "Yanyan, love! I love humans the most!"

Brown Fox Nagasaki Suyo: "They're just humans... I didn't say I didn't like them!"

Panting Kitten Toyokawa Shoko: "I've already killed my weak self, so I don't like humans desuwa!"

Jiumengzi Big Cat Taoxiang: "Mr. Su Yan, would you like to join our band? Everyone likes you very much..."

Su Yan: "No, I resolved the conflict in the band, why are you all coming for me??!"

Bunbun Daily: On the way from [Korin-do] to [Human Village], there is a restaurant, and the owner, Shuguang, entertains many guests every day!

It is said that there is a 'solo dinner' every week that can bring an amazing experience to every diner!

In this regard, Yumeiwanwen interviewed several guests in the restaurant -

Kafka: I like the desserts here, I will bring some to Ginlang next time;

Yae Kamiko: The fried tofu in this restaurant is very delicious, but... I really want to know what the 'solo dinner' is;

Ibaraki Hanasu: Please don't walk around in the restaurant at will, ah! The next pudding is mine!

Ibuki Suika: Shuguang, let's drink together tonight!

Fulilian: I don't know how it came about, but I really like the atmosphere here;

Nakiri Erina: So is it my turn for the next solo dinner?

Listening to Wenwen's interview, Zhou Guang in the kitchen found that the new guests were a little strange, because they were:

Kagami no Kirie from "Kaleidoscope", Nanase Ren from "Sick Build", and Uesugi Kenshin from "Rance", and the last one...seems to be called Akizuki Airi? !

Comedy anime? Fighting anime? Daily anime?

Are the fighters in the fighting series the strongest?

A system that requires you to act like a clown and make others feel abstract in order to become stronger?

When the [Land War God] Kitahara Iori arrived in Hokkaido, he knew that he had arrived at the promised land.

Iori also realized that he was a character in a comedy anime.

In response to this, Kitahara Iori, who has extremely normal values, initially refused.

After all, a wonderful university life is waiting for him. He has a gentle sister, a lovely classmate, a reliable senior sister Azusa, and the venomous Miss Dokushima...

Kitahara Iori just wants to be a male god! Then evolve into a six-winged angel, the wings don’t fight!

But the system insists on making him fight those perverted fighting maniacs in fighting anime.

Kitahara Iori was forced to start acting as a clown.

But humans are adaptable, and after liberating his nature for the first time, Kitahara Iori could never go back.

Until he stood on the ring of the underground fighting organization "Purgatory".

Audience: Does ACE mean trump card?

Iori: Huh? Who said that? ACE means Eight-pointed Light Wheel!

In the fighting arena where he fought hard, Kitahara accepted an invitation from Kengan Fatal Tournament. This time, he wanted to tell everyone that the characters in comedy anime are the strongest.

[Azure Sea][Kengan Ashura][One Victory over a Thousand Gold][Muscle Girl][Ultraman] etc.