I, Lin You, have transmigrated into a stitched-together world where all the female anime characters are crying.

The good news is that I have awakened the [Emotional Bank System], which specializes in treating all kinds of psychological trauma.

The bad news is that my first client is Saeko Busujima—her wooden sword is pressed against my throat, and the system displays: [Debt of lust for killing -5000, will turn evil in three minutes].

I took a deep breath: "Senior, your kendo isn't a sin, it's..."

What is it?

"—It's the VIP ward with the most expensive registration fee."

From then on, I became the strongest psychologist across anime and manga. I cure tsundere characters, soothe icebergs, and soothe yanderes. Healing one allows me to inherit their core abilities. When I can use the Electrifier's lightning to grill skewers, use the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to find the weakness of Wi-Fi, and use Conqueror's Haki to scare away editors chasing deadlines—

I've discovered that all the goddesses' pain seems to point to the same source.

The first page of my medical record reads: [Patient: Lin You, Condition: In his past life, he was a scumbag god burdened with a mountain of romantic debts.]

Now, they've come to us for a "follow-up visit."

System, can I get a discount? I need an answer urgently.

In X782, Magnolia opened a magic shop.

There are guns, armor, cards, protoss keys and other weapons used by wizards in battle; there are also daily props used by residents such as dream pillows, random paintbrushes, and throwing gloves;

There are "Tricky Blind Boxes" that children love; there are also "Never-Empty Fishing Rods" that the elderly must buy;

There are whitening skin care products that women flock to; there are also disguise masks, invisibility cloaks, hypnotic pocket watches, love potions, blue pills, romantic crystal lanterns, behavioral diaries, universal passes that men dream of...

Business is booming!

PS: Relaxing articles, complaining articles

Makoto Satomi is a True Ancestor of the Vampire Clan, but a picky one at that. He's been in this world for a long time, yet he still hasn't awakened his abilities by drinking blood. A chance encounter during a heroic rescue—a pink-haired girl with headphones around her neck—unexpectedly triggers his vampiric urges. From that day on, Makoto's life becomes incredibly vibrant, and he embarks on the path to becoming a True Ancestor. The Five Sisters help him unlock his ability to differentiate, the Thunder Priestess helps him control lightning-powered familiars, and the Ice Sculpture Heiress awakens his icy powers… Makoto's power grows stronger, and the number of girls around him increases.

Reinhard de Kane, through seclusion, cheating, and perfectly missing the plot—all in one go—truly a hero of the latecomer world. Staring blankly at the bustling modern metropolis before him, Reinhardt dazedly murmured, "Master, what exactly did you want to do by throwing me into this magical city of Crossbell? Learn swordsmanship from my second senior brother? How boring..." "What?! Crossbell has an orbal network? Thank you, my savior, Master Yun!" ———————————————— Book Club QQ Group: 832804418

Natsukawa Tora transmigrated to Type-Moon. Lacking magic skills and connections, he was busy working odd jobs, initially thinking he'd be the most pathetic transmigrator. But everything changed after he was chosen by the Holy Grail and summoned King Arthur (Old Saber). Especially after the Holy Grail War ended, and Old Saber became his [Special Forces Machine], turning him into Old Saber Superman. ...On a certain day, in Chaldea, in the same familiar corridor, around the same familiar corner. "Sajyou Aika, don't come any closer! I don't know Arthur, really! -- Emergency call!" [Being being teased by a friend's old face [I'm telling you, Souji is super cute]]

Waking up, Su Han found himself transported to Changkong City. Just as he was about to flee, he encountered a suicide squad member. He was doomed. Luckily, at that moment, Su Han received an invitation to a chat group. A brilliant idea struck him, and he sent the...suicide squad member as a red envelope. "The Prophet has received your red envelope." "Fool's Last Seat: Group owner, great speed!" "Time Elf: Group owner, great speed!" "...The newbie is quite savvy, knowing to show respect to the big boss. In that case, this prophet will give you some pointers... Ah—help—" "Ding, warning, group owner is dead..." "The chat group is about to restart; a new group owner will be elected."

As Shuiyue's older sister, Miss Skadi was extremely proud. Her Shuiyue was so cute, so well-behaved, so outstanding, so sensible, a first-rate cook, and an amazing gamer—he was practically the underwater pearl of Agor! The best boy in Terra! "Miss Skadi, your brother has run off with another woman again." "Ghost Shark, I'll fucking kill you!" Okay, if there was anything Miss Skadi worried about about Shuiyue, it was that he was always being seduced by other women. "Now I regret it, I deeply regret it. Why did I have to be so foolish back then and..." [Fourfold, no cooking today]

As a rather unqualified fox spirit, Mei Xue, who has forgotten his own age, has many titles, such as "The Cutest Beast of the Reunion Movement," "The Hungriest Beast of Rhodes Island," "Talulah's Genji," "Kal'tsit's Little Lover," "Amiya's Fiancé," "42's Personal Body Pillow," and "Frostnova's Reserve Food," etc. But even Mei Xue has his own troubles. For example, how can he persuade his sister-in-law, Chen Huijie, not to try to kidnap her brother-in-law and marry him? How can he persuade Rosemary not to try to lock him in a dark room? How can he persuade Jingzhe not to cling to his tail all day long? And of course, most importantly, [Si Chong is not cooking today].

(Comedy anime) Good news: Traveled through time. Bad news: Died. Good news: There is a cheat. Bad news: Can't use it.

Kobayashi, who traveled through "Mosono", thought he had successfully tricked Aqua into getting a super powerful cheat, but unexpectedly, due to Aqua's carelessness, the cheat was not activated and could not be used.

"——This is a bummer!" Kobayashi cried out.

Fortunately, Aqua was forced to come to the next level not long after, and Kobayashi, who successfully activated the cheat, reached the peak of his life (crossed out)... and embarked on the road of madness in life.

"Mosono", "Clockwork Star", "Akame ga Kill", "Cloak Girl", "Chikuro no Misaki", "Re:Zero", "Undying King", "Game No. 5: Zero", etc.

In the endless world, a strange legend circulates: in a special little shop, by signing a contract with the shopkeeper, one can obtain everything they desire—powerful strength, countless riches, and knowledge from another world! But few know that this shop also possesses the power to change destiny, whether past, present, or future, or regardless of race or identity. When they are willing to gamble everything to change their fate, the door to this shop will open for them, and a new destiny will be born here! "Sign a contract with me, and then—transcend destiny!!" — Meanwhile, the shopkeeper, Lan Xing, is looking helplessly at his ever-growing deficit in his account book. He doesn't know when it started, but the number of girls in the shop seems to be increasing: twin oni maids, an elf girl who loves dolls, a cat-eared blade that transforms into a sword… 'The meal expenses have gone up again this month.' He only initially wanted to reciprocate a gentleman's kindness… (Also known as the Dimensional Aid Exchange, Dimensional Oddity Store, Dimensional Exchange…)