I, Lin You, have transmigrated into a stitched-together world where all the female anime characters are crying.
The good news is that I have awakened the [Emotional Bank System], which specializes in treating all kinds of psychological trauma.
The bad news is that my first client is Saeko Busujima—her wooden sword is pressed against my throat, and the system displays: [Debt of lust for killing -5000, will turn evil in three minutes].
I took a deep breath: "Senior, your kendo isn't a sin, it's..."
What is it?
"—It's the VIP ward with the most expensive registration fee."
From then on, I became the strongest psychologist across anime and manga. I cure tsundere characters, soothe icebergs, and soothe yanderes. Healing one allows me to inherit their core abilities. When I can use the Electrifier's lightning to grill skewers, use the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to find the weakness of Wi-Fi, and use Conqueror's Haki to scare away editors chasing deadlines—
I've discovered that all the goddesses' pain seems to point to the same source.
The first page of my medical record reads: [Patient: Lin You, Condition: In his past life, he was a scumbag god burdened with a mountain of romantic debts.]
Now, they've come to us for a "follow-up visit."
System, can I get a discount? I need an answer urgently.
Transmigrating to a martial arts world, I even became the group leader of the [Myriad Realms Heavenly Emperors Group]. ...Emperor Yan: Congratulations on your promotion to group leader today! Fellow Daoists, how about we discuss the Dao? Hongmeng Controller: Excellent! I created a technique called "Stellar Transformation," which can directly lead to the Creator God Realm. Ruthless Empress: I have mastered the "Devouring Heaven Demon Art" and "Undying Heaven Art," and with my mortal body, I can prove immortality. Dugu Baitian: I possess the "Defeating Heaven Technique," which can stain the heavens with demonic blood and destroy the Heavenly Dao! All Emperors: Could the group leader grant us permission to save our techniques in the group archives so we can learn from each other? ...Emperor Huangtian: I hunted a celestial beast yesterday. Fellow Daoists, come and have a taste!
Makoto Satomi is a True Ancestor of the Vampire Clan, but a picky one at that. He's been in this world for a long time, yet he still hasn't awakened his abilities by drinking blood. A chance encounter during a heroic rescue—a pink-haired girl with headphones around her neck—unexpectedly triggers his vampiric urges. From that day on, Makoto's life becomes incredibly vibrant, and he embarks on the path to becoming a True Ancestor. The Five Sisters help him unlock his ability to differentiate, the Thunder Priestess helps him control lightning-powered familiars, and the Ice Sculpture Heiress awakens his icy powers… Makoto's power grows stronger, and the number of girls around him increases.
[Fanfiction System]
Su Lin transmigrates to the Seven Heroes Town in the world of martial arts and awakens the Carefree Storyteller System.
There are rewards for storytelling; the more popular you are, the richer the rewards. Thus, the carefree storyteller appeared in the martial arts world.
"One sword slays the dragon, two realms of yin and yang, three lives in harmony, four spirits blood array, five infant saint bones, six harmonies mirror, eight trigrams illusion, seven petals of infatuation and heartbreak. Eight fierce crimson flames and mysterious fire mirror."
Sitting in the corner, Li Canghai felt a surge of emotions.
Natsukawa Tora transmigrated to Type-Moon. Lacking magic skills and connections, he was busy working odd jobs, initially thinking he'd be the most pathetic transmigrator. But everything changed after he was chosen by the Holy Grail and summoned King Arthur (Old Saber). Especially after the Holy Grail War ended, and Old Saber became his [Special Forces Machine], turning him into Old Saber Superman. ...On a certain day, in Chaldea, in the same familiar corridor, around the same familiar corner. "Sajyou Aika, don't come any closer! I don't know Arthur, really! -- Emergency call!" [Being being teased by a friend's old face [I'm telling you, Souji is super cute]]
Flowers bloom halfway, the Kaguya-sama sky stretches endlessly. Snow falls, whiter than linen, feathers fall, longing and affection endure. A youth campus romance novel. Involves elements of Oregairu, Bokuto!!, Saekano, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, Honkai Impact 3rd... 1. This book relates to quantum mechanics, magic, and Honkai energy. 2. Most of the female leads are initially very likable; the reasons will be explained later. A true harem. 3. This book is written with love; if you don't like it after a few chapters, please delete the book and leave. Don't criticize it unnecessarily.
Waking up, Su Han found himself transported to Changkong City. Just as he was about to flee, he encountered a suicide squad member. He was doomed. Luckily, at that moment, Su Han received an invitation to a chat group. A brilliant idea struck him, and he sent the...suicide squad member as a red envelope. "The Prophet has received your red envelope." "Fool's Last Seat: Group owner, great speed!" "Time Elf: Group owner, great speed!" "...The newbie is quite savvy, knowing to show respect to the big boss. In that case, this prophet will give you some pointers... Ah—help—" "Ding, warning, group owner is dead..." "The chat group is about to restart; a new group owner will be elected."
Reinhard de Kane, through seclusion, cheating, and perfectly missing the plot—all in one go—truly a hero of the latecomer world. Staring blankly at the bustling modern metropolis before him, Reinhardt dazedly murmured, "Master, what exactly did you want to do by throwing me into this magical city of Crossbell? Learn swordsmanship from my second senior brother? How boring..." "What?! Crossbell has an orbal network? Thank you, my savior, Master Yun!" ———————————————— Book Club QQ Group: 832804418
As a rather unqualified fox spirit, Mei Xue, who has forgotten his own age, has many titles, such as "The Cutest Beast of the Reunion Movement," "The Hungriest Beast of Rhodes Island," "Talulah's Genji," "Kal'tsit's Little Lover," "Amiya's Fiancé," "42's Personal Body Pillow," and "Frostnova's Reserve Food," etc. But even Mei Xue has his own troubles. For example, how can he persuade his sister-in-law, Chen Huijie, not to try to kidnap her brother-in-law and marry him? How can he persuade Rosemary not to try to lock him in a dark room? How can he persuade Jingzhe not to cling to his tail all day long? And of course, most importantly, [Si Chong is not cooking today].
As Shuiyue's older sister, Miss Skadi was extremely proud. Her Shuiyue was so cute, so well-behaved, so outstanding, so sensible, a first-rate cook, and an amazing gamer—he was practically the underwater pearl of Agor! The best boy in Terra! "Miss Skadi, your brother has run off with another woman again." "Ghost Shark, I'll fucking kill you!" Okay, if there was anything Miss Skadi worried about about Shuiyue, it was that he was always being seduced by other women. "Now I regret it, I deeply regret it. Why did I have to be so foolish back then and..." [Fourfold, no cooking today]