[Humorous + Not Brainless + Not Cool + No Swords + Relaxed + Sword Cultivation + Daily Life]

This book is also known as "The System Runs Away, I'm the Empress's Freeloader", "I Am Not the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire", and "I'm the Boss in Both the Black and White Worlds!"

Ye Tong traveled to a vast continent and wanted to live an honest life.

However, everything changed when he opened the gift package sent by the system.

——

"Have you heard?"

"That Xuantian thief who robbed the Holy Land's medicine garden, stole Yao Chi Saint's clothes, and moved the Holy Land's spiritual veins has been apprehended by the Law Enforcement Hall. This is truly a relief!"

"That's right! That brat relied on his swordsmanship and physical prowess to rob countless resources. It's time to punish him!"

"Good! Once Xuantian dies, Fairy Yue will be mine!"

In the [virtual realm], everyone was discussing the matter, and all agreed that Xuantian's crime was unforgivable and he should be executed by slow slicing.

…

In the Law Enforcement Hall.

Ye Tong frowned slightly and pinched the face of the stunning beauty beside him: "I heard that you caught me?"

The beauty put down the scroll and gently held Ye Tong's hand: "Don't believe the rumors."

…

A few years later, someone asked Ye Tong

"Boss Xuantian, how did you manage to avoid being caught by the Law Enforcement Hall?"

Ye Tong's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he said confidently: "Because the Lord of the Law Enforcement Hall is my wife."

Countless years later.

A giant sword with extreme killing power gathered on the other side of the starry sky. When the sword intent suddenly burst out, all spirits were silent when the sword was drawn.

—The number one person in the righteous path, Ye Tong.

—Nicholas the Bandit, Xuantian (Ye Tong)

[It is midnight] [Green intelligence: Outside the Corpse Refining Cave, dig two feet under a half-cut ancient locust tree three miles northeast, and you will find a slightly damaged ancient magic weapon!] [Purple intelligence: A remnant soul of a Jindan-stage demon cultivator is hidden in the Xuanyin Flag, waiting for an opportunity to take over the body. You can use the Xuanyin Flag's reversal spell to reverse the swallowing. The spell is as follows...] [White intelligence: Li Jiang, the corpse-raising servant who has just moved into the stone chamber next door, has a specially made corpse-raising pill in his hand. It contains a corpse-controlling Gu. After taking it, the Gu will break out of the pill and be controlled by it!] [Golden intelligence: Gu Kun, the former leader of the Huangquan Sect, was suppressed by the current leader at the Demon Sect's God-breaking Cliff.

The path of cultivation is long and arduous. In the past, Yan Quan was a staunch believer in the supremacy of strength. His heart was solely devoted to cultivation, never wasting time on emotions.

He ruthlessly cast aside those fairies who foolishly fell for him, using every means to improve his power. All he wanted was to attain enlightenment and become the strongest under the heavens—so he’d never again suffer the kind of humiliation he experienced as a child.

But after he unexpectedly lost all his cultivation, things started going very wrong. The once-abandoned, stunningly beautiful fairies had now grown terrifyingly powerful.

When he ran into them again—or rather, when they caught him—he no longer had a choice but to talk feelings…

“I was wrong before. Now, I just want to live a peaceful life as a mortal!”

(Secretly trying to restore his cultivation…)

The fairies: “Hehehe… a mortal? Oh, we’ll let you experience it to the fullest!”

[Multiple female protagonists + Western fantasy + growth flow + princess + maid]

Jiang Yu traveled to a fairy tale world, but it was different from the fairy tales he was familiar with! This was a magical fairy tale world for adults!

The princesses, maids, and elves from the fairy tales have all grown up and undergone strange changes!

Cinderella's disturbing demonic body has unexpected effects!

The grown-up Little Red Riding Hood will transform, with red eyes and devilish claws!

Why is Alice's dreamland full of scenes like this?

Such a strange magical fairy tale world also made Jiang Yu awaken the exorcism system. With the holy spear in hand, the fairy tale world is about to change.

Cinderella: Master, will this make you feel comfortable?

Little Red Riding Hood: Lord Jiang Yu, can this really exorcise demons?

Alice: Huh? This isn't a dream! This feels real!

Snow White: Jiang Yu, are we in the wild this time?