[Humorous + Not Brainless + Not Cool + No Swords + Relaxed + Sword Cultivation + Daily Life]

This book is also known as "The System Runs Away, I'm the Empress's Freeloader", "I Am Not the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire", and "I'm the Boss in Both the Black and White Worlds!"

Ye Tong traveled to a vast continent and wanted to live an honest life.

However, everything changed when he opened the gift package sent by the system.

——

"Have you heard?"

"That Xuantian thief who robbed the Holy Land's medicine garden, stole Yao Chi Saint's clothes, and moved the Holy Land's spiritual veins has been apprehended by the Law Enforcement Hall. This is truly a relief!"

"That's right! That brat relied on his swordsmanship and physical prowess to rob countless resources. It's time to punish him!"

"Good! Once Xuantian dies, Fairy Yue will be mine!"

In the [virtual realm], everyone was discussing the matter, and all agreed that Xuantian's crime was unforgivable and he should be executed by slow slicing.

…

In the Law Enforcement Hall.

Ye Tong frowned slightly and pinched the face of the stunning beauty beside him: "I heard that you caught me?"

The beauty put down the scroll and gently held Ye Tong's hand: "Don't believe the rumors."

…

A few years later, someone asked Ye Tong

"Boss Xuantian, how did you manage to avoid being caught by the Law Enforcement Hall?"

Ye Tong's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he said confidently: "Because the Lord of the Law Enforcement Hall is my wife."

Countless years later.

A giant sword with extreme killing power gathered on the other side of the starry sky. When the sword intent suddenly burst out, all spirits were silent when the sword was drawn.

—The number one person in the righteous path, Ye Tong.

—Nicholas the Bandit, Xuantian (Ye Tong)

[Villain] + [Fast Pace] + [As You Wish]

Cao Wenbin traveled to the fantasy world and became the holy son of the Cao family!

Unfortunately, this is a fantasy novel dimension!

The sons of luck are everywhere, and the destined protagonists are as numerous as dogs!

Although his Cao family is the largest force in Zhongzhou, if he takes a wrong step, he will lose everything immediately!

Fortunately, Cao Wenbin obtained a magical book when he traveled through time. Otherwise, he would have had no choice but to live a life of idleness and wait for death!

As the only son of the Cao family, Cao Wenbin's way of dealing with problems...

The introduction is weak, please move to the main text!

What? I can marry a wife for free by joining the army? Then I want to join the army!” Li Wannian is the reincarnation of an impoverished family of the Li Tang royal family. He fights carefully at every step and prolongs the life of the Li Tang dynasty for another three hundred years!

Travel through the world of immortal cultivation, and then gradually become a high-quality furnace! Manually cultivate the daughter of destiny*n, and automatically be cultivated by the senior sister*n. I see how charming the fairy is, and I guess the fairy should see me the same————PS: Harem❤️Peaches don't like it, don't enter~

[Empress + Special Physique + Cheap Emperor and Rebellious Disciple + Cheap and Cute Old Six + Funny and Relaxed]

He traveled through the fairyland and listened to music in the brothel for eighteen years. His father and brother, who were the head and the young master of the family, suddenly disappeared mysteriously, and he and his mother were about to be kicked out of the Lin family.

"It doesn't matter, I'll do it!"

"Wait, there's something wrong with this system panel..."

Lin Xingyun looked at the system panel that he had just awakened and couldn't help but frown.

"【Women's Difficult Body】gold, 【Dandy Son】blue, 【Father's Death Makes Son Smile】grey, 【Brother's Death Makes Brother Happy】grey..."

He looked at the attribute panels of his beauties again, and his frown relaxed again.

"[The victim is deeply affectionate] purple, [Kind and gentle] blue, [Easily poisoned] gray, [Becomes a demon for love] black..."

"Well, in that case..."

"This immortal, I, Lin, have cultivated it!"

[Unreal Court] [Lighthearted and funny] [The male lead is so handsome] [Many female leads] [It looks better in the later stages]

Also known as "I'm just a scholar, you say I'm violent?"

"I asked you to be an official, but I didn't ask you to take in a beautiful female demon!"

Lin Moben thought he had a perfect start by marrying a beautiful wife!

Unexpectedly, on the wedding night, he saw his beautiful bride slowly peeling off her skin and painting her eyebrows and lips!

Painted Skin? ! !

In an instant, all the alcohol disappeared and I was covered in cold sweat!

[Use your body as bait, reward: 100 Kindness Points, first time completed, receive a Pure Yang Body.]

[Kill the Banshee, Reward: 100 Good Karma Points, First time completed, receive the Painted Skin Technique!]

I finally married a stunningly beautiful woman, and you want me to kill my wife to prove my faith?

As the saying goes, when evil thoughts arise, the world is wide open...

......

A few years later, Lin Mo, who was reluctantly promoted to a land immortal, commanded the court with his sword, killed the four barbarians, and his battle became known to the world!

"Rebellion is really that simple."

"The first step is to rush into the palace."

"The second step is to kill the emperor."

"The third step is to become the emperor."

Of course, it all started on his wedding night when he mustered up the courage to open the door...

[Single female lead + no ambiguity + decisive killing + refreshing writing + fast pace]

Su Wanqing, the most powerful genius in the Northern Territory, lost all his cultivation because he was eager to break through.

In the past, she was an omnipotent genius in the eyes of the world, and an unparalleled swordsman who hoped to reach the highest realm in the world within a thousand years.

But after losing all his cultivation, the sect leader looked down on him and fellow elders despised him!

Even many of his disciples who were taught personally by him switched to other elders and severed their ties with him.

All cultivation has been lost and there is no possibility of recovery.

Su Wanqing felt desperate and wanted to commit suicide.

But a disciple appeared.

She brought him back to the sect to be taught since he was young, but his aptitude was very poor and there was no hope for him to practice!

I thought that this disciple was also going to leave, but he wanted to comfort her and cheer her up.

However, the disciple's subsequent actions gradually became confusing.

"Disciple, can my cultivation really be restored?"

"It can restore your cultivation, why would you need a massage..."

......

Chu Ning originally just wanted to comfort Su Wanqing. After all, she was his master who had taught him for many years. The relationship between a master and a disciple was greater than heaven and earth!

However, at this moment, the system awakened!

[The Wife-Pampering System Awakens! The host comforts his wife who wants to commit suicide and is rewarded with the means to restore his cultivation, the Changchun Hand!]

【Just massage with your hands to restore your meridians! 】

And at this moment, facing the suspicious and vigilant eyes of his master, asking him if he could recover his cultivation...

Chu Ning made a decision that went against his ancestors.

"Yes, Master."

"Don't move, just leave it to me..."

(dark, no system, the protagonist is the author's ideal self, multiple female leads, not for those who dislike this) Ten thousand years ago, the so-called Orthodox Path planted a single Dharma Tree and reversed the spiritual veins, violently remade its foundations. From then on, the world was cleaved into two realms:

The Land of Flourishing Dharma: Where flowers bloom daily, fruits ripen constantly, and golden jade forms its pavilions.

The Land of Ending Dharma:Where the rites of the state turn ominous, disasters run rampant, and you are now the honored one.

The Unorthodox Cultivators cultivated... wandered... , , , , the Seven Dharma Gates... among them the Seventh Yellow Group, seeking beauty and joy, overseeing governance and decline, either at the factories of Duzheng Peak or before the Hand of Empress Yuehai, yet they guarded upon the ground.

Zhang Liang transmigrated into the role of a villain's lackey, possessing neither exceptional spiritual roots nor a powerful background. He survives fights by hiding, contributes "damage output" by shouting, and cultivates purely through unwavering righteous spirit (i.e., no money). How utterly hopeless it seemed to achieve immortality through cultivation! Fortunately, Zhang Liang discovered he had...

(Master-Disciple Daily Life + Shura Field + Super Sweet Romance + No System + Female-Supremacy Elements)

Jiang Chenyu transmigrated—right into the body of a villainous demon lord in a game who shared his name.

Just as he was racking his brains, trying to find a slim chance of survival among the countless inevitable death endings, Jiang Chenyu suddenly realized that the storyline he had unlocked was… a little off.

Wait a second—my master is supposed to be incredibly powerful, so how did she end up getting invaded by inner demons?

And why are all my female disciples holding machetes? That’s not right at all!