Kitahara was getting married.
Facing the marriage registration clerk, he began introducing his wives one by one:
"My first wife... owns a sacred mountain. There are some, well, *dangerous things* living there. So whenever someone bullies me... those people tend to meet *unfortunate accidents* soon after."
"She’s actually very sweet-tempered! But, uh... try not to make her angry. *Really bad things* happen when she’s angry..."
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"My second wife owns a private island. The locals are her... *devoted followers*. Very hospitable! Though, their tempers can be a bit... *volatile*."
"The family culture is a little 'intense'—bodies get dragged out now and then. But it doesn’t affect our love!"
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"All my wives adore me! Except for the whole... 'wanting me dead' part."
"The biggest headache is when they fight each other. Ah... such is the burden of polygamy."
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A man torn between love... and survival.
(Genre: Dark Comedy / Supernatural Romance / Horror-Lite)
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(Multiple female protagonists + daily life + university + city + takeaway all-round rider + sister-in-law + whether to cultivate or not depends on everyone)
"Ding Ding, Ms. Tang, your takeaway is here."
Mu Changsheng, dressed in a delivery uniform, knocked on the door while holding a takeaway in his hand.
"Put it at the door!"
A pleasant female voice came from inside the house, and Mu Changsheng slowly placed the takeaway at the door.
Just as Mu Changsheng was about to turn around and leave, the door suddenly opened and Ms. Tang, who was wearing pajamas, suddenly walked out: "Hey, young man, wait a moment."
Mu Changsheng froze in his tracks and slowly turned around. Ms. Tang looked embarrassed and said, "Um... there seems to be something wrong with the sewer in my toilet... can you help me take a look?"
"Ding, the gold medal delivery driver system is binding..."
(Everything in this article is purely fictional.)
Dewy sweat clings to his hair; misty eyes evoke the chirping of swallows. Song Yan, a young, soon-to-be son-in-law, is dragged into a cave by a white-clad heroine! He is surprised to discover that her image permeates his life: his wife, with a similar figure; Taoist Master Yushuang, with the same veil. Back then, the Central Plains was a land of four kingdoms, a land of turmoil and unrest. Even in the small prefecture of Songzhou, undercurrents surged. However, none of this concerned Song Yan. He simply wanted to relax and enjoy music in a brothel...
One day, Xu Mo got off work as usual and heard some noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk!
Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment – this was a new type of reality show.
The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour.
But when Xu Mo was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn.
“Damn, this isn’t how the script goes. This Xu Mo is too bold, he’s not following the rules at all.”
“Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?”
“The female celebrity has been scared to tears!”
Villain Rule No. 1: Don’t provoke the protagonist’s group or any of those Children of Destiny. The farther away, the better!
Villain Rule No. 2: If you run into one of the protagonist’s harem girls—run!
They’re all cheat characters!
…Su Cheng transmigrated into a cultivation world. Not only was he unable to cultivate and had no cultivation base, he couldn’t even survive by lying low until the end!
A fox spirit who can hear inner thoughts!
A princess with a system!
And a Saintess who only wants to make babies!
They’re all cheats!
Everything’s out of control!
Now all these women want to become my disciples!
But they’re part of the protagonist’s harem!
I only founded a sect to live off the sect’s allowance!
I never wanted to take any disciples!
[No system, no gold finger, civilian flow]
Transmigrating to the Douluo Continent, Tie Li, who was born as a civilian, has only one goal.
Awakening the martial soul, possessing innate soul power, and can become a noble soul master.
The struggle of the son of luck is too distant from me.
I just want to become a four-ring soul master with a thousand-year soul ring, and then come back to this city and form my own soul master family in this small city.
[Unreal Court] [Lighthearted and funny] [The male lead is so handsome] [Many female leads] [It looks better in the later stages]
Also known as "I'm just a scholar, you say I'm violent?"
"I asked you to be an official, but I didn't ask you to take in a beautiful female demon!"
Lin Moben thought he had a perfect start by marrying a beautiful wife!
Unexpectedly, on the wedding night, he saw his beautiful bride slowly peeling off her skin and painting her eyebrows and lips!
Painted Skin? ! !
In an instant, all the alcohol disappeared and I was covered in cold sweat!
[Use your body as bait, reward: 100 Kindness Points, first time completed, receive a Pure Yang Body.]
[Kill the Banshee, Reward: 100 Good Karma Points, First time completed, receive the Painted Skin Technique!]
I finally married a stunningly beautiful woman, and you want me to kill my wife to prove my faith?
As the saying goes, when evil thoughts arise, the world is wide open...
......
A few years later, Lin Mo, who was reluctantly promoted to a land immortal, commanded the court with his sword, killed the four barbarians, and his battle became known to the world!
"Rebellion is really that simple."
"The first step is to rush into the palace."
"The second step is to kill the emperor."
"The third step is to become the emperor."
Of course, it all started on his wedding night when he mustered up the courage to open the door...
When Su Lin transmigrated into a Rebirth novel, he found himself playing the role of a villain.
He then came to know that Ye Feng, the Protagonist, will be reborn in three days and he began to alter the plot, leaving the reborn Ye Feng dumbfounded.
His goddess Lin Xiaowan’s attitude towards him has now changed.
Even his childhood sweetheart began to treat him coldly.
The reborn Ye Feng who intended to reach the pinnacle of his life, would never have expected he’d sink into oblivion.
On the other hand, Su Lin, who was well-versed of the plot of the world and the cliches that are bound to it used them to his advantage, and flourished.
His story had become much more interesting.
The one who had been reborn, the supreme medical saint who had come from the mountains, the one who had returned from the military, and many more Protagonists were all dealt by Su Lin, and thus he had become a legend.
The “gold digger” I casually exposed… turns out to be a famous celebrity?!
And now she wants to marry me?
Lin Xiao only knew that in stock trading, buying the dip meant profit.
He never thought the same principle could apply to marriage!
Believing that “buying low is always a win”,
he brought the down-and-out actress home,
planning to "sell" when her value rises again.
But unexpectedly…
she refuses to leave!
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A sweet romance wrapped in an entertainment industry setting.
Don’t miss it!
Medical genius Chen Yan accidentally traveled back to the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty and became the son of a founding hero.
The original owner had a distinguished background——
His two uncles died on the battlefield fighting for Li Shimin, and his father died while protecting Empress Zhangsun in the Xuanwu Gate Incident.
In recognition of his family's loyalty and bravery, Li Shimin directly granted him the title of county earl after he ascended the throne.
Chen Yan had originally planned to lie back and enjoy himself, visiting all the brothels in Chang'an and living a life of luxury and leisure, but he was stunned by an imperial decree granting him marriage.
The Emperor actually wanted to marry Princess Gaoyang to him!
Chen Yan, who did not want to become the eternal cuckold, immediately decided to go to the palace to cancel the engagement.
Unexpectedly, Princess Gaoyang kicked open the door of the Bo Mansion with the arrogance of the royal family.
As soon as the two met, they were like water and fire. They disliked each other and started to quarrel passionately on the spot.
A farce of anti-marriage protests shocked Chang'an, but Li Shimin sneered and made the final decision: "I want to see which of these two hedgehogs can pull out the other's quills first!"