[Empress + Special Physique + Cheap Emperor and Rebellious Disciple + Cheap and Cute Old Six + Funny and Relaxed]

He traveled through the fairyland and listened to music in the brothel for eighteen years. His father and brother, who were the head and the young master of the family, suddenly disappeared mysteriously, and he and his mother were about to be kicked out of the Lin family.

"It doesn't matter, I'll do it!"

"Wait, there's something wrong with this system panel..."

Lin Xingyun looked at the system panel that he had just awakened and couldn't help but frown.

"【Women's Difficult Body】gold, 【Dandy Son】blue, 【Father's Death Makes Son Smile】grey, 【Brother's Death Makes Brother Happy】grey..."

He looked at the attribute panels of his beauties again, and his frown relaxed again.

"[The victim is deeply affectionate] purple, [Kind and gentle] blue, [Easily poisoned] gray, [Becomes a demon for love] black..."

"Well, in that case..."

"This immortal, I, Lin, have cultivated it!"

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Transmigrating into a mere government office clerk in the Great Wu Dynasty, Su Mo only wanted a stable bureaucratic position to idle away his life.

Until one day, Su Mo discovered a yellow exclamation mark hovering above the head of the female Jinyiwei centurion—a woman known for killing without blinking! In her hand was a book capable of summoning flying swords to kill invisibly!

Su Mo could click the exclamation mark above her head, complete tasks, and reap rewards—promotions, immortal cultivation techniques, magical artifacts!

...

The Empress: "Who claims Su Mo rose through ranks by relying on women? Step forward and say it boldly! I bear no grudges!"

Ning Guogong, a revered minister of three dynasties, stepped forth and declared in a resonant voice: "Your Majesty, this subject guarantees that Minister Su entered the Grand Secretariat before thirty by merit alone!

"It absolutely has nothing to do with Commander Lin Moyin of the Jinyiwei, Commander Nangong Sheyue of the Fengming Bureau, Left Vice Minister Chi Wulei of the Ministry of Personnel, or any others!"

The entire court of civil and military officials: "We concur!"

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