While Jiang Cheng was surfing the Internet, he happened to meet a girl.

The two fell in love at first sight and agreed to meet offline.

In order to save face, I borrowed a car from my best friend's sister to go on a date.

I thought I could gallop on horseback.

Who would have thought that when he arrived at the meeting place, he found out that his online girlfriend was actually his best friend's sister.

…

I have a question. I met my girlfriend online and found out that she is my best friend’s sister. What should I do?

Urgent! Waiting online.

Jiang Cheng: "How come my online girlfriend is my roommate's cool and elegant sister?!"

Su Manyao: "You borrowed my car to hook up with me?"

[Empress + Special Physique + Cheap Emperor and Rebellious Disciple + Cheap and Cute Old Six + Funny and Relaxed]

He traveled through the fairyland and listened to music in the brothel for eighteen years. His father and brother, who were the head and the young master of the family, suddenly disappeared mysteriously, and he and his mother were about to be kicked out of the Lin family.

"It doesn't matter, I'll do it!"

"Wait, there's something wrong with this system panel..."

Lin Xingyun looked at the system panel that he had just awakened and couldn't help but frown.

"【Women's Difficult Body】gold, 【Dandy Son】blue, 【Father's Death Makes Son Smile】grey, 【Brother's Death Makes Brother Happy】grey..."

He looked at the attribute panels of his beauties again, and his frown relaxed again.

"[The victim is deeply affectionate] purple, [Kind and gentle] blue, [Easily poisoned] gray, [Becomes a demon for love] black..."

"Well, in that case..."

"This immortal, I, Lin, have cultivated it!"

Dewy sweat clings to his hair; misty eyes evoke the chirping of swallows. Song Yan, a young, soon-to-be son-in-law, is dragged into a cave by a white-clad heroine! He is surprised to discover that her image permeates his life: his wife, with a similar figure; Taoist Master Yushuang, with the same veil. Back then, the Central Plains was a land of four kingdoms, a land of turmoil and unrest. Even in the small prefecture of Songzhou, undercurrents surged. However, none of this concerned Song Yan. He simply wanted to relax and enjoy music in a brothel...

Reborn, you discover: This place is filled with the atmosphere of youthful everyday life, a blissful life surrounded by beautiful girls slowly unfolding. You'll use your foresight to play the game of life. Then, someone sends a game invitation: [Welcome to the Samsara Game] [Witness the bloodthirsty crimson moon, escape the demonic hospital, experience the six paths of reincarnation...] [You will connect with countless players across the heavens, witness Fellen's elegant catwalk, confront the roots of Ryougi Shiki, and experience Aizen's terrifying conspiracy...] Wait a minute. Who got the wrong script, you or me?!

Villain Rule No. 1: Don’t provoke the protagonist’s group or any of those Children of Destiny. The farther away, the better!

Villain Rule No. 2: If you run into one of the protagonist’s harem girls—run!

They’re all cheat characters!

…Su Cheng transmigrated into a cultivation world. Not only was he unable to cultivate and had no cultivation base, he couldn’t even survive by lying low until the end!

A fox spirit who can hear inner thoughts!

A princess with a system!

And a Saintess who only wants to make babies!

They’re all cheats!

Everything’s out of control!

Now all these women want to become my disciples!

But they’re part of the protagonist’s harem!

I only founded a sect to live off the sect’s allowance!

I never wanted to take any disciples!

[Traditional villain, beautiful women everywhere, invincible, black-bellied, old six, refreshing story]

Jiang Che traveled to a fused novel world and bound himself to the emotion harvesting system.

As long as he harvested the emotional values of the protagonist and the heroine, he could draw a lottery and become stronger!

Thus, a villain without any moral integrity was born.

The soldier king returned to his country, and his childhood sweetheart actually fell in love with the villain?

The Dragon King has returned, and his daughter has already accepted her mortal enemy as her godfather?

The master came down the mountain, but seven sisters threw themselves into the arms of one man?

The God of War retired, and his five sisters had already become brides of other men?

Since then, Jiang Che has hunted down various protagonists, strived for the pinnacle of martial arts, and enjoyed a free and easy life.

When drunk, lie on the lap of a beauty; when sober, hold the power of the world!

Introduction:

[Master and Apprentice Reborn] + [Destined Villain] + [Invincible Multi-Female Mainstream] + [Decisive Killing] + [Spoiling Husband] + [Master and Apprentice Counterattack]

The villain Xia Changqing was reborn and returned to the Qingyun Holy Land three thousand years ago.

At this time, he was a prisoner, undergoing interrogation from the Holy Land. Sitting in the main seat was her extremely beautiful and cold master, Murong Bing, the Supreme Master of Qingyun Holy Land.

The cause was: the major holy places entered the ancient ruins for training, and Ye Fan, the grandson of the great elder, colluded with the saint of the Heavenly Demon Sect and killed 3,000 disciples of the Qingyun Holy Land. He also joined forces with the junior sisters that Xia Changqing loved very much to frame him.

What made him feel most painful was that his most beloved master Murong Bing actually believed the one-sided words of Ye Fan and others, cruelly dug out his ancient double pupils and immortal demon bones, and imprisoned him in the Black Water Prison for hundreds of years.

In the end, he endured the humiliation and mastered the Heaven-Devouring Demonic Art, killing all the enemies.

Xia Changqing not only established the Demonic Kingdom on land based on the Qingyun Holy Land, but also forced Murong Bing to become his slave.

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My name is Murong Bing, and I was reborn on the day when this evil disciple was judged.

This damned disciple who betrayed his master and ancestors actually dared to use the lives of hundreds of millions of innocent people to force me...

I wish I could cut him into pieces and shatter his soul.

[Single female lead + no ambiguity + decisive killing + refreshing writing + fast pace]

Su Wanqing, the most powerful genius in the Northern Territory, lost all his cultivation because he was eager to break through.

In the past, she was an omnipotent genius in the eyes of the world, and an unparalleled swordsman who hoped to reach the highest realm in the world within a thousand years.

But after losing all his cultivation, the sect leader looked down on him and fellow elders despised him!

Even many of his disciples who were taught personally by him switched to other elders and severed their ties with him.

All cultivation has been lost and there is no possibility of recovery.

Su Wanqing felt desperate and wanted to commit suicide.

But a disciple appeared.

She brought him back to the sect to be taught since he was young, but his aptitude was very poor and there was no hope for him to practice!

I thought that this disciple was also going to leave, but he wanted to comfort her and cheer her up.

However, the disciple's subsequent actions gradually became confusing.

"Disciple, can my cultivation really be restored?"

"It can restore your cultivation, why would you need a massage..."

......

Chu Ning originally just wanted to comfort Su Wanqing. After all, she was his master who had taught him for many years. The relationship between a master and a disciple was greater than heaven and earth!

However, at this moment, the system awakened!

[The Wife-Pampering System Awakens! The host comforts his wife who wants to commit suicide and is rewarded with the means to restore his cultivation, the Changchun Hand!]

【Just massage with your hands to restore your meridians! 】

And at this moment, facing the suspicious and vigilant eyes of his master, asking him if he could recover his cultivation...

Chu Ning made a decision that went against his ancestors.

"Yes, Master."

"Don't move, just leave it to me..."

As long as the "acting" is real enough, the whole world will believe it! ——Including them.

After waking up, Xie Sheng found himself in a mysterious area that no one had been able to seal for over a decade.

【Ghost Marriage】: There is a bride but no groom.

Don't worry, you have an outrageous cheat code: [Playable Immersive Edition]

So... Xie Sheng: "It's very simple, I'll be the groom, right?"

Housekeeper: Okay! Let’s get married now!

My teammates were dumbfounded: "You really got the job?"

Then, things started to get weird—

[Rules?] Player: "Holy crap! There are blind people in the rules realm?"

Xie Sheng: "Blind people can't see the rules. Even ghosts should have a conscience. You can't blame me, a blind person, for violating the rules so excessively, right?"

[Club?] Player: "Hello, VIP... Holy shit? Aren't you going to thank Sheng?"

Xie Sheng: "Change to another batch."

[Haunted house?] The red-clothed villain: "Who... are you?"

Xie Sheng: "Let's talk about our own things. I call you brother and you call me dad. Okay, now, go cook me two dishes. Be tough!"

[Temple?] The false god shouted at his subordinates, "Do you know you have a ghost in your house?... You don't even know you have a ghost?!"

Xie Sheng: "..." (remains silent)

Play the role of a human, a ghost, or a god!

Cheating people, cheating ghosts, cheating God!

(The examples in the introduction are not in order and have been revised, so they may be late, but they will definitely be written)

(dark, no system, the protagonist is the author's ideal self, multiple female leads, not for those who dislike this) Ten thousand years ago, the so-called Orthodox Path planted a single Dharma Tree and reversed the spiritual veins, violently remade its foundations. From then on, the world was cleaved into two realms:

The Land of Flourishing Dharma: Where flowers bloom daily, fruits ripen constantly, and golden jade forms its pavilions.

The Land of Ending Dharma:Where the rites of the state turn ominous, disasters run rampant, and you are now the honored one.

The Unorthodox Cultivators cultivated... wandered... , , , , the Seven Dharma Gates... among them the Seventh Yellow Group, seeking beauty and joy, overseeing governance and decline, either at the factories of Duzheng Peak or before the Hand of Empress Yuehai, yet they guarded upon the ground.