"A bag of rice should be carried on several floors, and a bag of rice should be carried on the second floor."

"I give more than one bag of rice, and I want to wash a bag of rice."

"I washed so much mud with a bag of rice! I scolded me for not returning the money!"

Over Hogwarts, Kyle Grindelwald said indifferently:

"There is mud! Who gave you a bag of rice!"

Endless light blooms over Hogwarts.

...

Title of this book:

【Let the magic world feel pain】

【Snape Saves Lily】

[The Silent Legend of Wizard Fight]

This is a Naruto fanboy in Harry Potter skin.

Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.

“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”

…

A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.

“When was the happiest day of your life?”

There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.

“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”

“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”

Harry suddenly turned gloomy.

“Every Christmas.”

“Why is this?”

He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.

“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”

……

The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”

——————

ps: no system

ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter

ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)

In the summer of 1992, news that Hogwarts was about to open a new course and needed a new professor quickly spread throughout the wizarding world through newspapers such as the Daily Prophet and The Quibbler. Countless people moved and sent letters to Hogwarts.

Ciaran Frémont, as a wizard who has graduated from Hogwarts for eight years, also wants to return to Hogwarts and hold a professorship, and he also received a reply from Principal Dumbledore, inviting him for a few days Later, he went to Hogwarts for an interview. While happy, Xia Ran found that he had an urgent task. He had to submit his resignation to his immediate boss, the Director of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, the largest department of the Ministry of Magic!

[Non-time travel text, no system]

Dumbledore always thought that Voldemort was the biggest threat to the wizarding world, until a vampire who had lived for more than a thousand years came to his door with the title deed to Hogwarts——

"A thousand years have passed, and the lease of Hogwarts is up!" Dracula said, "Mr. Principal, you don't want the students to be displaced, right?"

"What do you want?" Dumbledore asked solemnly.

"Anything interesting."

"This is easy to handle. I think the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor position is quite interesting!"

…

As a result, Hogwarts has an unattended professor.

McGonagall: "Albus, I don't think Professor Dracula's teachings are suitable for poor children!"

Dumbledore: "I have no choice, no one can fire him."

…

Draco: "My father is the school director, I will definitely let him expel you!"

Lucius slapped Draco on the head, "Mr. Dracula, Draco is childish, you must not expel the school board!"

…

This is the story of a vampire who has lived too long and is so bored that he can only find fun in the magical world.

★★★There are already a lot of words in the new book "Hogwarts: Undercover Death Eaters Replace the Dark Lord"★★★

On the day he crossed the world of Harry Potter and received the admission notice, Ethan awakened the achievement system. As long as he made the corresponding events, he could get rewards.

With three million gold, he has achieved the achievement of [hegemony and wealth can rival the country].

Get the blood of magical animals and achieve the achievement [I'm not a human].

Use Avadaso's life to kill 100 wizards and achieve the achievement of [Gnawing Big Melon Lover].

......

On the day of graduation, when Ethan was seamlessly appointed Minister of Magic, the reporter of The Prophet's Daily asked:

"Mr. Adrian, as the youngest and best Minister of Magic in history, I heard that you have been famous for Hogwarts in the first year of admission, won the Merlin Order Medal in two years, and directly overturned the professor in three years... I don't know why you have achieved such dazzling results?"

Ethan Adrian spread his hands: "I really want to make progress!"

It's the new school year. Hermione Granger, who returned to school after summer vacation, welcomed the Muggle Studies class she had been looking forward to. The enlightened Professor Lewynter showed movies in class, but these movies... seemed to be a little wrong.

Azkaban Redemption

Sirius Black: You know some dogs are not meant to be caged, freedom shines in every strand of their fur.

Infernal Affairs

Wormtail: You undercover guys are really interesting, always meeting in the cemetery.

Snape: I'm not like you, I'm honest.

Wormtail: Give me a chance.

Snape: How can I give you a chance?

Wormtail: I had no choice before, now I want to be a good person.

Snape: Okay, tell Mad-Eye and see if he tells you to be a good person.

Wormtail: That means my death.

Snape: Excuse me, I'm from the Order of the Phoenix.

Wormtail: Who would believe that?

Memento

Bertha Jorkins: Someone has been messing with my memory. At first I just forgot the afternoon, then I started to lose track of dates and what I had for breakfast…

I wanted to visit my aunt in Albania before I lost all memory of her, and Mr. Crouch was very considerate in granting me this leave.

Crouch?

I seem to remember something, a great secret.

Danger is approaching.

Now,

who I am?

Where am I?

The shadow cast by two generations of Dark Lords gradually dissipated.

The White Lord (crossed out), the greatest wizard of this century, fantasized about receiving woolen socks in the headmaster's office.

Ryan Wells lived a quiet and leisurely life at Hogwarts.

With some insignificant external help, he was held in deep reverence throughout the wizarding community.

"Master Ryan! Do you have any new prophecies today?" People traveled thousands of miles from all over the world to Hogwarts in the hope of receiving a prophecy.

"Senior Ryan, what should I pay attention to today?" asked the younger students who had been helped.

"Ryan, any new prophecies?" Professor Flitwick cast a levitation spell on himself and patted his favorite student's shoulder affectionately in mid-air.

"Mr. Wells, what are your thoughts on the Ministry of Magic's future work?" asked the Daily Prophet reporter...

Luo Bin traveled to the magical world of the West and obtained the golden finger - the Magical Animal Cultivation Cube!

As long as the magical creatures are defeated, they can be collected into the Rubik's Cube. Their magical attributes and combat effectiveness can also be improved through a series of feeding and cultivation.

Nagini's venom is too toxic and can only make the wound bleed?

Are garden gnomes so incompetent that they only dig holes in the ground and chew roots?

The mermaid in the Black Lake is ugly and can only lure people into drowning by singing?

The Whomping Willow's roots are deep in the ground, so it's only suitable for close attacks?

The Hungarian Horntail Fire Dragon is huge in size and has limited sight. Can't fight in close combat?

...

When the second-generation Dark Lord led his men to attack, they were shocked to find that Hogwarts had become a base camp for magical animals.

Then, he and his men were beaten so hard by the mutated creatures that they couldn't even find Bei!

[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

———

Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

———

Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

———

Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

"Come with me."

"I'll be your teacher before you enter Hogwarts, introducing you to the vibrant wizarding world and all sorts of wizards."

"I'll teach you everything I know: potions, spells, transfiguration, even the Dark Arts."

"And if one day you grow up to be a truly great savior, then point your wand at me."

"Use all the methods I've taught you, use all you have, and kill me!"

"Do you have the guts?"

"Lily Evans and James Potter's son—"

"Harry Pott!"

In a narrow alley drenched in rain,

Severus Snape, with smooth, fresh, non-greasy black hair, holding a black umbrella, reached out his hand to the nine-year-old savior of the wizarding world, who sat on the ground, his face filled with fear and bewilderment.