[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

“Happy education is not desirable.”

“As long as it is learning, it must be boring.”

“In the future, they will thank themselves for their hard work now.”

“We will add morning and evening self-study for students in grades three to six, and supervise them to practice mantra recitation and dictate mantra theory every day.”

“Even wizards must ensure that they have qualified physical fitness. Inter-get out of class exercises should be added after the second class every morning.”

“The school holds only one Quidditch competition every year. It’s too simple. We should add track and field games once a year.”

“Barabara…”

“…”

The spiritual leader of the new era wizards, the professional wizard advocates, the founder of the wizarding union, the pioneer of magic civilization, the changer, the destroyer, the sickle bearer, the blood relative of the demon king, the first president of the Hogwarts reorganization student union… Lin En Bellock persuaded Dumbledore with all his heart.

Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.

“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”

…

A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.

“When was the happiest day of your life?”

There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.

“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”

“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”

Harry suddenly turned gloomy.

“Every Christmas.”

“Why is this?”

He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.

“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”

……

The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”

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ps: no system

ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter

ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)

Others who crossed Hogwarts were soul-wearing babies and were well prepared, but Ivan sadly urged Ivan to cross directly to the venue of the sorting ceremony.

what? I have learned black magic before? Home in a dark magic shop in Knockoff Alley? Mother is an evil dark wizard?

Just as Ivan was worried that he would be exposed to his identity when returning home in the future, or that he would be skinned and boned, he gained the ability to fuse the blood of a magical creature.

Why did the Dumbledore family get help from the Phoenix so often? Why did the fat dwarf Peter run away in the middle of the night in tears?

What is the truth behind Voldemort’s snake-like face?

The shadow of the unicorn that transforms from reality to reality, the pupil of the petrified basilisk, the power of the phoenix that controls flames… In the process of collecting blood, a different magical world has been revealed in front of Ivan.

Many of the stories of the bards are not just hearsay, but also their personal experiences.

Ino thought that he would spend his future in one fantasy story after another, until one day, he received a letter from an owl...

"Come with me."

"I'll be your teacher before you enter Hogwarts, introducing you to the vibrant wizarding world and all sorts of wizards."

"I'll teach you everything I know: potions, spells, transfiguration, even the Dark Arts."

"And if one day you grow up to be a truly great savior, then point your wand at me."

"Use all the methods I've taught you, use all you have, and kill me!"

"Do you have the guts?"

"Lily Evans and James Potter's son—"

"Harry Pott!"

In a narrow alley drenched in rain,

Severus Snape, with smooth, fresh, non-greasy black hair, holding a black umbrella, reached out his hand to the nine-year-old savior of the wizarding world, who sat on the ground, his face filled with fear and bewilderment.

The demon moon and calamity stars are coming, the demons and ghosts are rampant, the demons and demons are rampant, and the bloody storm is coming!

Through the story of Draco Malfoy’s twin brother who was reborn as Draco Malfoy and decided to become stronger in order to protect his family!

Hogwarts is the daily text of the main scene, with additional original plots for summer and Christmas holidays. The characters are close to the original description, and try to skip the refined text of the original content. Readers need to read the original

cool literary flow, no system

What era is it now? Are you still using traditional magic wands?

Come try this round wand, which can release three spells at the same time, and its main feature is the surprise effect.

Let’s take a look at this one. This staff is 1.5 meters long and made of iron wood. Dragon breeders all say it’s good.

There is also a cool lightning wand, a two-handed wand with double the power, an easy-to-operate trigger wand, and a finger-sized 7.62...

As the only designated heir of the Ollivander family, Siren feels that he needs to give the backward wizarding world a little shock.

Have you ever seen someone learn magic with a rolling pin? Well, today you saw it!

Ollivander: Don't worry, kiddo. This half-finished product may look like a rolling pin, but it can actually roll noodles! Oh no, it's actually a magic wand!

A lightning-struck mahogany wand with a lightning core! Not only is it incredibly powerful, it also comes with cool special effects! Brave youngsters, take it and create miracles!

This is a story about a wealthy man who went to Hogwarts to invent things, a story about a guy who did not play by the rules and led three little ones astray, and a story about a man who single-handedly changed (or brought disaster to) the wizarding world!

The protagonist loves making staffs, loves oriental magic, and loves modifying props! He loves self-destructing magic tools, loves elixirs of immortality, and loves exploring the galaxy even more!

(The magic wand is the main plug-in. It was temporarily restricted in the early stage in order to activate more plug-ins! If you don't like it, please don't criticize. While making inventions, the original plot is interspersed. If you don't like the main storyline of the three little ones, please turn away.)

[Follows the main plot but has its own content + the protagonist has money and ability + loves to invent + single-handedly changes (or harms) the wizarding world + the heroine Ginny + fills in the regrets of the original plot]

Keywords: Harry Potter fanfiction, Hogwarts fanfiction, HP...

On a sunny afternoon, Kyle finally received the admission notice he had been longing for, and came to Hogwarts, a prestigious school with a thousand years of history.

Here, Kyle has a very fulfilling life. Apart from studying every day, he also uses his spare time to grow a la carte, grow some flowers, or go to the dark underground secret room to give psychological counseling to a small animal that has been abandoned for thousands of years. .

Dumbledore: Kyle is a good boy who is upright, brave, kind and sincere.

Professor McGonagall: The principal is right, Kyle never breaks the school rules.

Snape: Ah yes yes yes...

Quirrell thought so too, but one day, he pushed open the trap door and jumped into a room full of biting kale...