I, Lin You, have transmigrated into a stitched-together world where all the female anime characters are crying.

The good news is that I have awakened the [Emotional Bank System], which specializes in treating all kinds of psychological trauma.

The bad news is that my first client is Saeko Busujima—her wooden sword is pressed against my throat, and the system displays: [Debt of lust for killing -5000, will turn evil in three minutes].

I took a deep breath: "Senior, your kendo isn't a sin, it's..."

What is it?

"—It's the VIP ward with the most expensive registration fee."

From then on, I became the strongest psychologist across anime and manga. I cure tsundere characters, soothe icebergs, and soothe yanderes. Healing one allows me to inherit their core abilities. When I can use the Electrifier's lightning to grill skewers, use the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to find the weakness of Wi-Fi, and use Conqueror's Haki to scare away editors chasing deadlines—

I've discovered that all the goddesses' pain seems to point to the same source.

The first page of my medical record reads: [Patient: Lin You, Condition: In his past life, he was a scumbag god burdened with a mountain of romantic debts.]

Now, they've come to us for a "follow-up visit."

System, can I get a discount? I need an answer urgently.

Lin Chan transmigrated into a family of cultivators, only to become a useless person without spiritual roots. He was abandoned by the family and demoted to a illegitimate branch.

Don't rush, I'll choose one exceptional talent each year.

First year:

[The strength of an ox: Strength increases rapidly; upon reaching adulthood, one possesses the strength of an ox.]

[Spirit Gathering Body: Automatically gathers spiritual energy without requiring a spiritual root.]

[Fire Affinity: Increases the effectiveness of fire-attribute spells by 10%.]

...

Year N:

[The Yellow Millet Dream: Entering the dreams of others, experiencing and influencing fragments of their lives, realizing differences in the flow of time and rapid enhancement of abilities.]

[The ability to know one's own and others' past lives, including their deeds, over hundreds of millions of lifetimes.]

[Ruyi Tong: The body can fly freely, enter and exit the Three Realms, and transform into multiple forms, unrestricted by time and space.]

Lin Chan: With my combination of stat-based and mechanic-based monsters, how can you possibly beat me?

(Existing fanfiction: The Lord of Wealth in Swallowing the Stars) (This story doesn't focus on personal strength leveling up in battles; it's more of a fantasy novel with a wealthy protagonist set in the Swallowing the Stars universe.) Good news: I've transmigrated to the Swallowing the Stars world, and I even have a system! Bad news: The system is out of sync; its judgments don't match reality at all! Good news: Because of the judgment error, I can get a reward several levels higher than myself! [You were born into a lower-class tribe of the Nobus clan. Your parents are both apprentices, of low status. Your background is just an ordinary family...] Lu Yu was a little confused looking at the system message. What lower-class tribe of the Nobus clan? He was in Yangzhou City on Blue Star! Did this system bind the wrong person...? [Task: Conserve Energy] [Description: Tomorrow is the warrior strength test. Your strength is more than enough to pass. What you need now is not training, but conserving your energy so you can perform at your best.] [Objective: Drink and chat with friends to relax] [Reward: 1 kg of Purple Dew] But after glancing at the task reward, whether the wrong person was bound to him or not was a trivial matter. Lu Yu transmigrated to the world of Swallowed Star, becoming a senior student at the Limit Martial Arts Academy in Yi'an District. He activated the Life Reversal System, although it malfunctioned, completely misjudging his identity and environment. However, when Lu Yu discovered that the system had identified him as a high-level apprentice of a cosmic race—that is, a War God powerhouse from Blue Star… he realized he had overpowered himself. "My achievements today are entirely due to my own hard work!" "System! Issue a mission!"

(Note: The main character will talk to himself a lot. Whether you think it's a split personality, not the dual-body concept you're looking for, or something else, just quit if you don't want to read it.)

(I'm too lazy to add anything more. You don't need to go through all that trouble, and I don't need to go through all that trouble explaining. Let's part ways amicably.)

Transmigration, crossover between anime and manga, one soul with two bodies

Each of these words is perfectly normal, but when they are combined...

Yukino Yukinoshita watched our unspoken, perfectly synchronized movements and clenched her hands tightly...

Kaguya Shinomiya stared tremblingly at the photo taken by Ai Hayasaka, in which she was affectionately adjusting my tie...

As Anna watched the two of them expertly exchange lunchboxes, she froze on the spot, having originally intended to join them for lunch...

As Kato Megumi noticed her spot next to her in the club was taken, she slightly turned her head, the glint in her eyes gradually fading...

In response to their questions, the girl with strikingly similar features to me turned around impatiently.

"Ugh, this is so annoying!"

"What do you want to ask? How much do you want to know?"

As she listened to their questions, a provocative smile curled at the corner of her lips.

"I know Mo so well..."

Her voice was deliberately slowed, and she spoke slowly, word by word.

"It's far, far greater than the limits you all could imagine combined, far greater than..."

"—They know exactly how many hairs are on every part of his body!"

(The possibility of adding new members to the project cannot be ruled out)

[Douluo + Fanfiction + System + Invincible + Multiple Heroines]

He was launched into the world of Douluo Continent by a great wind, lost both his parents, and awakened his martial soul: Senluo Wanxiang.

She broke through to the title of Titled Douluo at the age of twelve, and became the Ultimate Douluo at the age of eighteen, preparing to leave the mountain...

The sudden awakening of the Dao Companion Collection System brought him several pieces of good news:

By collecting Dao Companions, one can obtain rewards from the lower levels of the cultivation world and increase the age of one's Soul Rings, based on the companion's appearance and talent.

This immediately excited Lin Ye, who was already planning to leave the mountain, and he began to actively intervene in the plot, kicking Dai Mubai and punching Tang Yi'er.

Zhu Zhuqing: Brother, do you need a bed warmer?

Meng Yiran: Please, Master, have mercy on me...

DouDou: Master, please feel free to give DouDou your orders...

Ning Rongrong: Handsome brother, wanna hook up?

Qian Renxue, Bibi Dong, Dugu Yan, Ye Lingling, Huo Wu, Shui Bing'er... countless beauties flocked to her.

[The introduction is made up; please read on for the main text.]

Our family has fallen on hard times.

The once glorious Uchiha clan has been reduced to its last remaining descendant, you.

[Side Quest 1: Enhance your strength and uncover the truth behind the family's decline.]

[Second Side Mission: Spread Your Fame Far and Wide, Do Something Great and Shake Up the Ninja World.]

[Side Mission Three: Propagation and Restoration of the Uchiha's Glory - It is Our Inescapable Duty.]

Looking at the system in front of him, Tiandao wanted to shout, "Damn idiot! System, do you even recognize me as an Uchiha?"

However, looking at the rewards listed by the system: [Sharingan, Hashirama Cells, Sage Mode, Yin-Yang Release.]

"Since that's the case, then let me see your limits. System, activate it!"

Tiandao, born a commoner, is a mere transmigrator. Watch as he stirs up the ninja world with the help of a mentally challenged system.

(Naruto, System, Multiple Female Leads)

[Scandal Field] + [Empress] + [Dream Simulation] + [Yandere]

Gu Changyan transmigrated to the world of cultivation and awakened the Dream Reincarnation System at the age of eighteen.

In reality, I am timid and submissive; in my dreams, I strike with full force.

The once arrogant Demon Lord has become someone I can't afford to offend.

Empress Xuanyuan is the wife I raised from childhood.

And there's a little fox.....

Now they've caught up and are going to kill me for countless lifetimes.

Jiang Xuan found a strange box under the bed.

Inside is a small miniature world with mountains, rivers, flowers, trees, pavilions, and two groups of little people in different clothes fighting.

What surprised him even more was that this group of little people could fly with swords, spit water and fire, and claimed to be immortal cultivators.

He put a small bottle cap of Farmer Three Fists mineral water into it, and it turned into a spiritual liquid of astonishing value;

He put a piece of jade in it, and it turned into a mountain of spiritual stones;

He recited the "Tao Te Ching" to the villain inside, and it actually caused the entire world to shake, strange phenomena to appear, and the three thousand great ways to resonate endlessly!

Hybrid rice has become a magical rice with astonishing yield per mu;

Titanium alloy becomes indestructible divine iron;

Ordinary ginseng has become a rare medicinal king;

The Eighth Set of Radio Gymnastics has become a top-notch bodybuilding technique...

Looking at the group of little people in the box who were bowing down to him, Jiang Xuan suddenly had an idea: if he took out the things in the little people's world, would it also become different?

So he tried to practice the simplest fire control technique in the villain world.

A quarter of an hour later, Jiang Xuan looked at the fireball emitting scorching heat in his palm and fell into deep thought.

————

"Above the Nine Heavens, there is a supreme being."

“He said, ‘Let there be light,’ and there was light in the world.”

"His name cannot be heard, imagined, or recited. He gives us everything. He stands at the end of the great road. He is eternal and immortal. He looks down upon all beings in heaven and earth with mercy."

"We respect him as the Dao Ancestor."

——"Divine Continent: Chronicle of Daozu"

I'm from Fairy Tail, skilled in accepting magic, but my accepting magic is a bit off. Let me tell you a secret: I'm actually... a transmigrator. 【Multi-dimensional, All-encompassing Acceptance】 This is my accepting magic, capable of accepting beings from another world. All-encompassing acceptance means accepting all of their abilities. Understanding, analyzing, accepting... the moment you genuinely acknowledge and strive for the object of your acceptance, the door to evolution will open for you. Becoming the strongest mage requires three steps: summoning, accepting, evolving, and then becoming the strongest. "So, do you think I'm human, dragon, beast... or god?" "None of those, I am who I am!" "The strongest mage in Fairy Tail." One punch shatters magical dreams, one kick sends black dragon souls flying. Enough talk, take this punch!

[Multiverse + Reverse Godly Riches + Dihua Style + Hilarious and Refreshing Novel]

Chosen by the gods to become an angel investor in countless worlds, the only condition for returning home is to lose all his money?

The overjoyed office worker Cao Xiaoxia exclaimed, "This can be done with just hands!"

So, full of confidence, he embarked on a spending spree across the myriad worlds, throwing money at the most unreliable projects!

The Fourth Hokage, who believed investing was a sure way to fail, was trying to throw his money away.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for successfully preventing the Nine-Tails' rampage and bringing peace to the ninja world. Your foundation's assets have increased 100 times!]

Sponsoring Bucky the Joker to run a delivery service, waiting for the company to go bankrupt and be liquidated?

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for monopolizing logistics on the Grand Line, becoming the "Fifth Emperor of the Sea," and your group's market value has skyrocketed 1000 times!]

Give Deadpool an unlimited black card so he can squander it as he pleases?

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for creating the world's number one internet celebrity! Your merchandise is selling like hotcakes, and your personal brand value is immeasurable!]

Cao Xiaoxia, seeing his astronomical assets growing ever larger and the progress bar for getting home getting further and further away, finally broke down.

"Please, I beg you! Stop making me money! I just want to go home!"

However, his subordinates, the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix Chick, were filled with admiration:

Orochimaru: "Boss's move may seem absurd, but it's actually using money to force a technological revolution. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!"

Kaguya Shinomiya: "Every money-losing plan of the boss perfectly predicted all the market trends. He is the true god of business!"