(P.S.: The protagonist is completely overpowered and invincible. If you mind, don't read.)
(Don't criticize if you see this and say the power levels are inconsistent)
I, Rimuru,
In her previous life, she was a corporate slave suffering from endless overtime work; after being reincarnated, she became the weakest monster—a slime.
She thought she could live a leisurely life in another world, but she ended up picking up an extraordinary "kindred spirit"—Charlotte Tempest.
This "best friend," who bears the imposing name of a dragon but is at heart a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur), lazy, and fond of abstract ideas,
Not only did it take up part of my Demon King Awakening package, it also comes with an ultimate skill that is even more specialized than "Great Sage" [Primordial King].
Thus, the uniquely styled Demon Kingdom Federation was established!
I've been running around handling official business so much that I'm almost bald (even though slimes don't have hair), while he's doing fine, fishing one day and strolling around the next.
But this guy still has a conscience; he actually volunteered to handle my official duties for a day so I could have a day off!
Our cadres are also a complicated situation:
A violent secretary who longs for her younger sister, and a gentle yet cunning culinary genius.
That dragon-man troublemaker who's always causing me trouble, and that goblin brother who disappears without a trace the moment I call him to work.
There's also a former "Pig Head Emperor" who only wants to farm.
Today we must guard against the schemes of the devil next door.
Tomorrow we have to deal with an expedition team from the human kingdom.
I still have to worry about choosing swimsuits and the festival program the day after tomorrow…
But seeing former enemies walking arm in arm in the street, and hearing the children's laughter, Charlotte and I exchanged a smile.
This chaotic yet joyful kingdom, created together by us—the Jura Tempest Monster Federation,
It's the best place we can find to stay.
As usual, since I can't be sure that reading is always beneficial, I'll just wish everyone good health and great wealth.
For various reasons, I had to write a brief introduction like I would write a mystery novel.
1. [Contains cross-dressing elements; proceed with caution if you are sensitive to this.]
2. [If you want to see the story of Female Deadpool, you can leave after reading 25 and a half pages.]
3. [If you want to see Spider-Man fan art, you can skip to page 26 after reading the first page.]
4. [Starting the story with living with a female Deadpool, this is definitely not a normal story.]
5. [Multiple female leads] [Not brainless but with erratic thought processes] [Some bizarre actions will make people call you crazy] [The protagonist occasionally acts crazy, as does the writer]
6. [The writer has become more laid-back lately, so criticism is welcome, but it's uncertain whether they'll retaliate. If you're keen to argue, feel free to leave more comments.]
7. [Thank you so much for reading this far, but a story is just a story, good or bad, just for fun and entertainment. Thank you for all the encounters.]
(Dude, it really is Keisha, you might not believe me.) Ladies and gentlemen, please wait a moment. Interested in taking a look?
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Zhang Kaikai only lost a game and ordered a coffee, how did he get blown away by natural gas? When he opened his eyes, he was stunned—he had become the Holy Keisha, the 30,000-year-old virgin queen in "Super God Academy"! Before he could even process the shock of the gender swap, the system screamed and collapsed, randomly applying the panels of [Superwoman], [Six-Winged Angel], and [Cultivation Techniques] to the protagonist before it died.
The vast multiverse is not a gentle cradle. Old gods have fallen, and new kings have been crowned. When a young man from Earth becomes the holy Keisha, stranded in the old era of super gods, wielding the Honkai System and the Chaotic Template, his journey is destined to be extraordinary. From the "Queen" of the Black Robe Universe to the overlord of the Ultra Star Region, he spreads the order of "absolute justice" throughout the myriad worlds.
This is not a legend of one person. The Celestial King He Xi wreaks havoc in an unknown dimension, while the demonic duo Liang Bing and Morgana infiltrate another world, stirring up trouble. When the bloody battle of Reionics echoes at the edge of the Star Abyss, when old acquaintances tear through dimensions to chase the light… On her throne, the Holy Queen Keisha overlooks the river of time adorned with countless world bubbles. Where will her fleet sail? To ultimate truth, or eternal wandering? The journey of the King of Gods begins in the insignificant and ends in the boundless.
I'd rather be Xiao Yan's dog than be friends with Tang San.
Mu Li transmigrated to the Dou Qi Continent and became the young leader of the Wolf Head Mercenary Group in Qingshan Town. He unexpectedly awakened an Angel Investor System, allowing him to earn returns simply by investing in others.
"Little Yanzi, keep up the good work, and I'll find you a new sister-in-law next year."
"Little Yanzi, your speed is not good enough. I'm already a Dou Wang, and you've only just become a Dou Ling?"
"Little Yanzi..."
Battle Qi? Cultivation Techniques? Elixirs?
I, Mu Li, the sect leader of the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow Sect, declare: Do as you please, I'm laying my cards on the table, I'm a cheater.
Many years later, while Xiao Yan was still vying with the Soul Emperor for the Ancient Emperor's Cave, Mu Li had already returned from the Great Thousand World with Qing Lin, Little Fairy Doctor, Zi Yan, and others.
[Strange Tales of Rules + Multiple Heroines with Contrasting Personalities + Another World + School Beauty]
It's clearly a terrifying and bizarre game. Other players die for breaking the rules, but Chuhe breaks the rules and is strangely loved by the school beauty!
A bizarre world has descended upon Earth, and each nation must send one person annually to this bizarre world to participate in a horror game.
Chu He, an ordinary college student, was randomly selected and thrown into the perilous "Horror University" scenario.
He stepped on a red line right from the start, and was mysteriously targeted by that cold and ruthless SSS-level school beauty, his life hanging by a thread!
In his desperate situation, his cheat ability, the "Bewitching Kiss," suddenly awakens: kissing a female ghost can induce human emotions in her and grant him her abilities?!
Invincible Domain: As long as the host pouts, any female eerie creature that gets close to Chu He will be forcibly kissed within three meters, and there is no way to avoid it.
Just as the school beauty eerily approached Chu He within three meters, about to kill him, she saw Chu He pout, and her own lips involuntarily pouted as well. In the next instant, the two were pushed towards each other by an invisible force and kissed.
The entire room fell silent! The next second, the SSS-level school beauty's cheeks turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye! As red as a bleeding rose!
Instead of killing Chu He, she stared at him with her lifeless eyes, her voice hoarse: "You...are mine!"
Then they're going to take Chuhe to the girls' dormitory!
Seriously? You've only known each other for less than an hour, and you're already moving in together? That's too fast!
Cheng Yan transmigrated to the Douluo Continent with a system that allows him to designate others to bear the side effects of whatever he does. What? This martial soul can bring the dead back to life, but to practice it, one must first… No problem, I'll handle the miraculous healing, the rest is up to Dai Mubai! What? This soul skill can greatly increase one's charm, but the side effect is becoming Tang San? No problem, I'll attract Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing to confess their feelings, Tang San will bear the side effects, since he's already Tang San! What? This soul bone can make one stronger, but it will ignite one's desires? It's okay, Ma Hongjun was crippled for having evil intentions towards Liu Erlong, it's not like I…
[Gender-Changing Cookie] [Multi-Purpose Tent] [Bamboo Dragonfly] [Adaptation Lamp] Lynn's four-dimensional garbage bag always manages to unearth many magical secret items, even if they're just a bunch of old stuff, they still bring help and joy. The helpful Lynn arrives at Privet Drive and encounters Harry Potter, who is struggling. To help him ease the strained relationship with his aunt and uncle, he gives Harry a magical cookie that completely changes his life. And when Lynn arrives at the magical Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, what changes will he bring to the magical world? Welcome to—Harry Potter and her best friend Lynn's Hogwarts daily life; Severus Snape's new life after shaving his greasy hair; Voldemort realizing he may have misjudged the object of his prophecy...
Queen Medusa: "Who are you?" Wu Tian: "My name is Wu Tian, and I am the guardian spirit of the Snake-People Queens for generations!" Queen Medusa: "Then how did you get in?" Wu Tian: "Whoosh—like a rocket, I came in!"
[Hundreds of Friends] + [1v1] + [Maid] + [Training] + [System]
When she woke up, she had become a beautiful silver-haired girl with a delicate and graceful figure.
Even worse, she was captured by Hera, the most brutal ice queen demon in the entire abyss, and taken back to the Demon King's castle to be his personal maid!
Just as I was preparing to fight to the death, the [God-Level Battle Maid Training System] descended from the sky!
[Task issued: Please kneel on one knee, put stockings on the Demon King, and compliment her on her perfect leg shape.]
[Mission Reward: Divine Skill - Absolute Parry (Can catch any attack with bare hands)]
I, Lilia, would rather die than jump from here...
[Punishment for mission failure: Physical development +200%, and a compulsive pleasurable response to the Demon King's touch]
"...Master, would you like to put on the left leg or the right leg first? Your legs are simply the most perfect masterpiece of the gods!"
From then on, the Queen of the Demon Realm had a uniquely styled personal maid.
During the day, she was clumsy and awkward, even spilling tea all over herself when she tried to pour a cup of red tea for the Demon King;
At night, she pierced the invading dragon with a mop and withstood the world-destroying curse with her apron.
Having traveled to the Dou Qi Continent ahead of schedule, Zhang Feng became the legendary ancestor of snake-type magical beasts—the Nine-Colored Sky-Swallowing Python.
However, when he was trying to break through to the Dou Di realm, he could not withstand the power of the Great Dao. His physical body was destroyed, and his soul wandered around until he finally found a host body.
But to everyone's surprise, he ended up inside Medusa's womb and became her child!
It doesn't matter. Since we can't hold onto our peak, we'll just walk the path we came from!
In this life, let's begin our journey back to the top, starting from within Medusa's womb—
[Ding! Medusa has drunk an abortion pill. Your life points -10!]
no!
Medusa!
What are you doing, you stupid woman?!
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Snake-man elder: "This child is the future of our Snake-man race!"
Yun Yun: "Didn't the Snake-People clan only have one Medusa? How come there's another child so powerful??"
Medusa: "You unfilial son! I am your mother!"
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