I, Lin You, have transmigrated into a stitched-together world where all the female anime characters are crying.

The good news is that I have awakened the [Emotional Bank System], which specializes in treating all kinds of psychological trauma.

The bad news is that my first client is Saeko Busujima—her wooden sword is pressed against my throat, and the system displays: [Debt of lust for killing -5000, will turn evil in three minutes].

I took a deep breath: "Senior, your kendo isn't a sin, it's..."

What is it?

"—It's the VIP ward with the most expensive registration fee."

From then on, I became the strongest psychologist across anime and manga. I cure tsundere characters, soothe icebergs, and soothe yanderes. Healing one allows me to inherit their core abilities. When I can use the Electrifier's lightning to grill skewers, use the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to find the weakness of Wi-Fi, and use Conqueror's Haki to scare away editors chasing deadlines—

I've discovered that all the goddesses' pain seems to point to the same source.

The first page of my medical record reads: [Patient: Lin You, Condition: In his past life, he was a scumbag god burdened with a mountain of romantic debts.]

Now, they've come to us for a "follow-up visit."

System, can I get a discount? I need an answer urgently.

Bad news: I am the world government's most wanted criminal!

Good news: I made the list by sunbathing!

Daytime: The laziest island owner in the East China Sea, basking in the sun, enjoying flowers, drinking tea, and playing with beauties.

Nighttime: Wood Release: Asura, Thousand-Armed Guanyin, dismantling the warship like building blocks!

Lynn: "...I just wanted to lie down, how did I become the Evil God of the East Sea?"

"The Nine-Treasured Glazed Tile Pagoda?!"

Zhou Ting shook his head proudly and said with a smile.

"No, it's the Little Black Tower!"

"What's the use?"

Zhou Ting raised her head arrogantly, her smile somewhat lewd.

"Hehe, I can use this to support a wife!"

[High-energy and hilarious] + [Amazing Devil Fruit Development]

Upon transmigrating to the world of One Piece, Wang Yiming is captured on the Kuja Pirates' ship at the very beginning, becoming a slave and suffering endless bullying.

In a desperate situation, he risked his life to seize a Paramecia-type Devil Fruit that the women on the ship had rejected—the Oil-Oil Fruit!

"That slimy guy, he deserves to die!"

"It's more disgusting than snot, get lost!"

"You greasy man!"

When Empress Hancock kicked him away like trash, Wang Yiming grinned.

Greasy?

A useless, worthless fruit?

Have you ever seen a high-pressure hydraulic cannon covered in Armament Haki pierce through the scales of a Sea King with a single shot?

Have you ever heard of soldiers formed from solidified oil, where one person is an entire legion, causing headaches even for naval admirals?

Can you imagine that the ultimate "lubrication" is the ultimate speed, so fast that even a light-speed kick can only catch my afterimage!

Do you understand that the ultimate "silky smoothness" means you can't be chosen? I'm the man you can never catch!

Years later, Wang Yiming stood atop Marineford, one arm around the Empress, the other on the head of a Celestial Dragon, and declared to the world:

"I am the greasy... ptooey... strongest man on this vast ocean!"

Synopsis: Liu Zihao, through a series of coincidences, transforms into a stunningly beautiful girl, gains the ability to become a shadow guard, and acquires supernatural powers. So what if he's a girl? He'll still seduce lolis and mature women, and all the scumbags and rich, handsome guys can go to hell! Yuri is the way to go, hahaha... PS: Welcome to join the "Transformed into a Stunningly Beautiful Girl" group! Group number: 397920147

After Luo Chan transformed into a woman, all she wanted was to quietly meditate, level up, and make a fortune. Unfortunately, her natural beauty was hard to resist, and scumbags kept trying to take advantage of her! Luo Chan declared, "No matter how my body changes, I'll always have a man's heart! I'll do anything, but I absolutely will not be gay!" Luo Chan shouted, "Beauties, come here! Handsome guys, get out of my way! lesbians are the only way to win!" Thank you all for your support. Youyou has created a reader group; feel free to join and chat. The group number is: 389215343. Welcome!

She was transported to a parallel world and became a woman! With the face of a loli and the figure of a mature woman, she was the undisputed school beauty at school; in the game, she was an even more lovable and hateful domineering empress!

Transmigrating to the Naruto world, he becomes the distant cousin of Uchiha Mikoto, a member of a clan with an overpowered, red-eyed personality. The two even live together. (Hehehe...) He awakens a god-level choice system! Making the right choices makes him stronger. "Ding! Detected that the host's future wife, Uchiha Mikoto, is having a nightmare. Please make the following choices!" "1. Quietly enter Mikoto's room, hold her small hand like Xiao Huo, and guard her by her bedside for the night. Reward..." "2. Quietly enter Mikoto's room, gently shake her awake, and ask with concern, 'Mikoto, are you alright?' Reward... 3. Since she's his future wife anyway, without waking her, hold her and sleep with her for the night. Reward...!" ...Luckily, he gets the Ice-Ice Fruit from his newbie gift pack, wielding genjutsu and ice release, beginning his invincible life. Uchiha Mikoto, Kushina, Tsunade... (Also known as "Starting with an Ice-Ice Fruit!" and "Konoha: I'm Really Not a Scumbag!")

[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]

In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.

He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]

Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!

Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.

[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]

[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]

You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...

You have successfully enraged Voldemort...

...

Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!

Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!

Harry: Signas, how did you do that?

Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?

Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!

(Ratings don't matter, rich young masters and ladies passing by, come in and take a look~)

Crossover anime + slice-of-life + fun-loving + troublemaker + not a pushover + magic + tokusatsu + complex elements

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, Non-Human Beings, Hogwarts, Cardcaptor Sakura, Pokémon, Kamen Rider Saber, Insect King Squadron King...

All the worlds are progressing fantastically! We haven't decided which other worlds to visit yet!

Arthur the pleasure-seeker travels through countless worlds in search of joy!

Aha: This is hilarious! Haha! New fun!

(This is a work for the author's amusement, written to amuse himself.)