I'd rather be Xiao Yan's dog than be friends with Tang San.

Mu Li transmigrated to the Dou Qi Continent and became the young leader of the Wolf Head Mercenary Group in Qingshan Town. He unexpectedly awakened an Angel Investor System, allowing him to earn returns simply by investing in others.

"Little Yanzi, keep up the good work, and I'll find you a new sister-in-law next year."

"Little Yanzi, your speed is not good enough. I'm already a Dou Wang, and you've only just become a Dou Ling?"

"Little Yanzi..."

Battle Qi? Cultivation Techniques? Elixirs?

I, Mu Li, the sect leader of the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow Sect, declare: Do as you please, I'm laying my cards on the table, I'm a cheater.

Many years later, while Xiao Yan was still vying with the Soul Emperor for the Ancient Emperor's Cave, Mu Li had already returned from the Great Thousand World with Qing Lin, Little Fairy Doctor, Zi Yan, and others.

As usual, since I can't be sure that reading is always beneficial, I'll just wish everyone good health and great wealth.

For various reasons, I had to write a brief introduction like I would write a mystery novel.

1. [Contains cross-dressing elements; proceed with caution if you are sensitive to this.]

2. [If you want to see the story of Female Deadpool, you can leave after reading 25 and a half pages.]

3. [If you want to see Spider-Man fan art, you can skip to page 26 after reading the first page.]

4. [Starting the story with living with a female Deadpool, this is definitely not a normal story.]

5. [Multiple female leads] [Not brainless but with erratic thought processes] [Some bizarre actions will make people call you crazy] [The protagonist occasionally acts crazy, as does the writer]

6. [The writer has become more laid-back lately, so criticism is welcome, but it's uncertain whether they'll retaliate. If you're keen to argue, feel free to leave more comments.]

7. [Thank you so much for reading this far, but a story is just a story, good or bad, just for fun and entertainment. Thank you for all the encounters.]

[Strange Tales of Rules + Multiple Heroines with Contrasting Personalities + Another World + School Beauty]

It's clearly a terrifying and bizarre game. Other players die for breaking the rules, but Chuhe breaks the rules and is strangely loved by the school beauty!

A bizarre world has descended upon Earth, and each nation must send one person annually to this bizarre world to participate in a horror game.

Chu He, an ordinary college student, was randomly selected and thrown into the perilous "Horror University" scenario.

He stepped on a red line right from the start, and was mysteriously targeted by that cold and ruthless SSS-level school beauty, his life hanging by a thread!

In his desperate situation, his cheat ability, the "Bewitching Kiss," suddenly awakens: kissing a female ghost can induce human emotions in her and grant him her abilities?!

Invincible Domain: As long as the host pouts, any female eerie creature that gets close to Chu He will be forcibly kissed within three meters, and there is no way to avoid it.

Just as the school beauty eerily approached Chu He within three meters, about to kill him, she saw Chu He pout, and her own lips involuntarily pouted as well. In the next instant, the two were pushed towards each other by an invisible force and kissed.

The entire room fell silent! The next second, the SSS-level school beauty's cheeks turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye! As red as a bleeding rose!

Instead of killing Chu He, she stared at him with her lifeless eyes, her voice hoarse: "You...are mine!"

Then they're going to take Chuhe to the girls' dormitory!

Seriously? You've only known each other for less than an hour, and you're already moving in together? That's too fast!

Queen Medusa: "Who are you?" Wu Tian: "My name is Wu Tian, ​​and I am the guardian spirit of the Snake-People Queens for generations!" Queen Medusa: "Then how did you get in?" Wu Tian: "Whoosh—like a rocket, I came in!"

[Hundreds of Friends] + [1v1] + [Maid] + [Training] + [System]

When she woke up, she had become a beautiful silver-haired girl with a delicate and graceful figure.

Even worse, she was captured by Hera, the most brutal ice queen demon in the entire abyss, and taken back to the Demon King's castle to be his personal maid!

Just as I was preparing to fight to the death, the [God-Level Battle Maid Training System] descended from the sky!

[Task issued: Please kneel on one knee, put stockings on the Demon King, and compliment her on her perfect leg shape.]

[Mission Reward: Divine Skill - Absolute Parry (Can catch any attack with bare hands)]

I, Lilia, would rather die than jump from here...

[Punishment for mission failure: Physical development +200%, and a compulsive pleasurable response to the Demon King's touch]

"...Master, would you like to put on the left leg or the right leg first? Your legs are simply the most perfect masterpiece of the gods!"

From then on, the Queen of the Demon Realm had a uniquely styled personal maid.

During the day, she was clumsy and awkward, even spilling tea all over herself when she tried to pour a cup of red tea for the Demon King;

At night, she pierced the invading dragon with a mop and withstood the world-destroying curse with her apron.

[System + Anime Crossover + Thrilling Read]

Transmigrating to a crossover anime world, Gu Anlan was immediately bound to the "Intercept and Become Stronger" ability the moment she opened her eyes—by seizing opportunities before the original owner, she could instantly gain abilities, attributes, and even exclusive skills!

Fujimiya Shuu wants to offer an umbrella to an angel in the rain? Sorry, Shiina Mahiru's tears and laughter are now in my hands!

Has Urajiro from next door not swallowed his finger yet? I'll gladly accept Sukuna's finger!

While one "destined person" after another was still standing still, Gu Anlan had quietly seized countless opportunities.

Is this a dangerous world stitched together with ghouls, curses, and demon slayers?

No, this is Gu Anlan's exclusive unlimited fishing ground!

[Momonosuke is doomed][Nation-building strategy][No fuss][Summoning strategy][Naruto]

My name is Uchiha Mirai, a transmigrator!

I had just arrived in the Naruto world and hadn't even figured out what was going on when the system sent me to the One Piece world. But I panicked because this is Ohara!

Fortunately, the system bound it in time!

[Ding! The "Many Children, Many Blessings" system is being bound!]

The higher the score for the opposite sex, the greater the reward!

[Ding! Congratulations to Nicole Olvia on the birth of her child. Reward...]

(Multiple female protagonists + extreme conditions + sweeping conquest + grand world view + ensemble cast + story-driven)

Su Chen transmigrated to a world invaded by all races, but unfortunately his martial arts talent was extremely poor, so he could only deal with the corpses of giant beasts.

On his coming-of-age day, he finally awakened the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system, but he couldn't complete any of the beginner quests until he found a wild Medusa Queen...

After that, he broke through the extreme realm, his blood and qi flowed for tens of thousands of miles, his martial arts dragon spine reached the sky bridge, his fist shattered stars, and his feet trampled all races.

Later, he found a willow tree that had been snapped in two by lightning...

......

As time passed, Su Chen's descendants spread throughout the starry sky, becoming the strongest among the human race and suppressing their respective regions.

As all races descended, the Human Emperor, the Supreme Saint, and the Starry Sky Martial God all knelt down and shouted, "Welcome, my Father!"

I was reborn into the Dragon Ball world and became Son Goku. I'm so happy that someone as socially awkward as me could be the protagonist! As Goku, my duty is to protect Earth when I grow up. Although I don't have the original Goku's childlike innocence, I at least have a much greater understanding of him and a clear grasp of the world's future. With enough effort, I also have the potential to save the Earth. As for women, they'll only hinder my training speed. So, I diligently trained day after day with Grandpa Gohan. Ten years passed in the blink of an eye, and Bulma arrived, taking me on an adventure. I just wanted to train hard every day, improving a little bit each day. However, what I feared most came to pass. After I grew up, because I wasn't married, Bulma, Chi-Chi, Launch, and later Android 18 all coveted me for a long time, all vying to marry me...