[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]

In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.

He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]

Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!

Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.

[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]

[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]

You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...

You have successfully enraged Voldemort...

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Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!

Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!

Harry: Signas, how did you do that?

Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?

Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!

Ye Chen transmigrated to the world of demon spirits, was adopted by Ye Zong, became Ye Ziyun's older brother, and married Xiao Ning'er and Ye Ziyun! He awakened the strongest demon spirit master system, sweeping across all directions! He shattered the heavens and the earth! "Sword, come! It shall slay the heavens!" This sword can move mountains and destroy the world; who can withstand my sword!

His soul transmigrated into the world of Naruto, possessing only a name and no chakra whatsoever. He listened to the Chakra Refining Technique once, triggering the [Nine-Breath Breath Absorption]. He was taught the Three Body Techniques, triggering [Form Transformation].

You learn ninjutsu, I cultivate immortality; I aspire to become an immortal, and find boundless joy.

From the Body Flicker Technique to Shrinking the Earth to an Inch, from the Heavenly Obstruction Star to the Star Shifting Technique, the Ninjutsu Earth Flow Wall breaks with a single touch, while the Sage Technique Earth Flow Wall becomes the Great Wall.

Who will build the dam? No problem, we'll just create a sea for you, and the dam won't be able to stop it.

The Three Sacred Lands' Immortal Techniques? You demonic cultivator, you wicked beast, I need your help in my cultivation!

Tailed Beast: I want to go back to my Jinchuriki's belly! Okay, next time I won't use [Dragon Subduing Tiger] on you.

Wood Release? That's too much. The Five Elements Great Escape has four more than yours.

Sharingan, Byakugan, Rinnegan...

There are too many names, I only have one: [Heavenly Eye], which can communicate with the spirits and exorcise deities.

There are no gods in the ninja world? The Grim Reaper is a god too.

...

When there are no ninjutsu techniques left to trigger supernatural powers, one has unknowingly reached the pinnacle of the ninja world!

Why did the Sage of Six Paths create the Pure Land of Bliss?

Did immortals exist in the ninja world a thousand years ago?

What role did the Otsutsuki play in all of this?

[Marvel][Genius Inventor][Resurrecting Shenron][I'm thinking of Grey Wolf][Mastermind][Hydra? Aren't they all good people? My most loyal subordinates!]

"Tony's mind possesses the Intelligence Stone, comparable to the Infinity Stones?"

"I am Iron Man!"

"You and I are both cursed by knowledge."

"Only by destroying half of all life in the universe can the rest survive."

What is your superpower?

"My father is Iron Man."

In this terrifying Marvel world, the poor rely on mutation, the rich rely on technology, supervillains are worse than dogs, superheroes are everywhere, there's the purple potato spirit threatening to destroy the world, Hydra is fighting amongst themselves, and Galactus is here again to deliver another headshot.

Bertrand Russell traveled through time.

How can they survive?

"To be a genius inventor?...

[High-level martial arts + invincible + decisive killing + story-driven]

Su Jun transmigrates to a world of high martial arts, starting as an abandoned member of his family.

Fortunately, the 100% critical strike talent is activated, and critical strike damage can increase indefinitely!

[Ding! Completed the "Indestructible Vajra Divine Skill" practice, gaining a 10000% critical strike boost. Great Success, Indestructible Vajra!]

[Ding! After drinking a Grade 1 potion, the benefits of critical hits have increased by 100,000%! The potency is like a vast ocean, and the blood and qi are surging!]

[Ding! Paying homage to the relics of the ancients, you have gained a critical strike boost of 1,000,000% and comprehended the sword intent: Sword Qi that traverses forty thousand miles!]

...

Advanced prodigy: "A family outcast and utterly useless piece of trash, yet he dares to cultivate S-level martial arts? Holy crap! A day to master, three days to perfect?"

Emperor Shifang: "I have been immersed in martial arts for hundreds of years, yet I am no match for him after three years of practice... He has even grasped the essence of the eighteen weapons, including a brick. Is he even human?"

Super Pharmacist: "I must be sick. I just can't figure out how a random first-grade potion could somehow turn into a top-grade potion!"

The myriad races beyond the realm: "We will never forget that day when he unleashed Ragnarok with a single finger... Afterwards, he even mocked us, saying that we hadn't even exerted any effort before we collapsed."

Su Jun shrugged: "The reason I, Su Jun, have been able to survive this long is all thanks to three things—critical hits, critical hits, and more critical hits!"

【Marvel + Jackie Chan Adventures + Twelve Talismans + Wearing + Invincible + Cool Article】

When Lin Chen descended into the Marvel Universe carrying the twelve talismans, the style of painting completely collapsed!

A [Dragon Spell] teaches Captain Marvel what blasting is!

[Bull Talisman] One punch, and the Hulk dared not show up!

[Sheep Spell] Let the arrogant Thor experience what it means to have an out-of-body experience!

[Dog Talisman] Immortality, just stand there and let the sentries hit you!

OAA is down, what should I do if I mess up? No matter, the [Rabbit Talisman] will reverse time!

This is not a gathering of heroes, this is a complete crushing of Marvel natives by magic!

See how the Lord of Spells toyed with heroes, defeated villains, collected the Infinity Stones, and became the only supreme being above the entire Marvel Universe!

Xu Le started as an F-rank Contract Master, but fortunately, he awakened the "Innate Divinity" talent.

【Characteristic 1: One person attains enlightenment】

You have attained enlightenment and become a god; your four attributes will increase by 100 points with each level.

【Characteristic 2: Even chickens and dogs ascend to heaven】

Your pets and servants, upon being imbued with your aura, will automatically be promoted to top-tier divine beasts.

【Trait 3: Divine Body】

Any attack below the God level is reduced by 99.99%, and any attack at the God level is reduced by 50%.

He contracted a chicken, which directly advanced to the SSS-level divine beast, the Nine Heavens Divine Phoenix.

He made a contract with a snake and was directly promoted to SSS-level Ancient Black Python.

He made a contract with a peach tree and was directly promoted to a celestial being in the Jade Pool.

He planted a scarecrow. Oh, it was just an ordinary scarecrow, except that there was a raven on it. Some people said it was the spokesperson for death—the SSS-level Netherworld Raven.

...

The countless demons trembled in fear upon seeing the magnificent lineup.

The Assassin God comforted him: "Don't panic, he's just a trashy contract master with incredible luck. You guys hold him off, I'll sneak over and kill him instantly."

The God of Assassins crept up to Xu Le, pulled out the God-Slaying Dagger, and a second later, was punched into a bloody mess and died!

All the demons and gods: "..."

[Gender-Changing Cookie] [Multi-Purpose Tent] [Bamboo Dragonfly] [Adaptation Lamp] Lynn's four-dimensional garbage bag always manages to unearth many magical secret items, even if they're just a bunch of old stuff, they still bring help and joy. The helpful Lynn arrives at Privet Drive and encounters Harry Potter, who is struggling. To help him ease the strained relationship with his aunt and uncle, he gives Harry a magical cookie that completely changes his life. And when Lynn arrives at the magical Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, what changes will he bring to the magical world? Welcome to—Harry Potter and her best friend Lynn's Hogwarts daily life; Severus Snape's new life after shaving his greasy hair; Voldemort realizing he may have misjudged the object of his prophecy...

Facing the corrupted Justice League Seven, Han Wei didn't back down, choosing to risk his life for his talent. "Although I'm weak now, I can simulate and learn through trial and error! In the future, the hero statues in the Justice League Hall must include a place for me, Hot Dog, Jimmy Han!" ———————————————— Countless worlds later, Han Wei, relying on his 'life simulator,' thrived in the mission world of [Infinite Space]. "You're so strong, yet you're a newbie in [Infinite Rank]?!" A powerful member of a certain team, lying before him with a look of despair, posed this existential question. "How could a newbie possibly destroy a spaceship with one punch!" Han Wei smiled slightly. "Because I have one more 'simulator' than you." "I've cheated." Preview: Justice League—John Wick—JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—The Boys—Pacific Rim (New Ultraman)—Iron Man—? —? This book is also known as: *Infinite Space...*

He travels through the world of Swallowed Star and obtains a cheat code—the Law Fusion Device.

The Law Fusion Device, as the name suggests, is designed to fuse laws.

In the world of Swallowed Star, one of the broad paths to becoming the master of the universe is to merge with the laws of nature.

With the Law Fusion Device, Yue Ming will surely stand at the pinnacle of the Devouring Universe!

The problem now is that Yue Ming has transmigrated to Earth and, unfortunately, has transmigrated into the body of a cripple. How is he going to make a smooth transition in the early stages?