Mr. Ji had gotten drunk twice in his life, and both times he mistakenly entered the mysterious women's restroom, only to have his head smashed by the same woman.
Group number: 107575576
My roommate is seriously suspicious.
She claims to be a chef, yet she’s incredibly skilled—and handles knives with unnerving finesse.
She says she doesn’t work overnight, yet she’s always wearing a fake face, leaving late, returning even later… sometimes not at all.
I’m starting to suspect she’s involved in something illegal.
In troubled times, martial arts flourished. Yang Shifei went to marry into the family with the marriage certificate in hand.
My wife is as beautiful as a fairy, and her house is full of gold and jade. She is also gentle as water and considerate in everything she does.
The maid is as beautiful as peach and plum, but as cold as ice. She also has extraordinary skills and can fight and resist.
But this happy family that should be praised by everyone in the world always has some rumors.
"——Whoever said my wife is a demon, stand up!"
Yang Shifei pointed his sword in all directions, his face full of resentment.
And below the stage, the heroes could only tremble in fear, unable to cry.
Your wife’s claws are already over their heads, so who dares to speak?
After traveling through time and space and becoming a yellow-haired villain in the early stage of a certain Feng Aotian novel, Mu En said that he just wanted to live well.
But, the story development seems a little wrong?
The princess was drugged and her pants were taken off, but why didn't the protagonist arrive yet?
Why did the protagonist's childhood sweetheart, the noble saint, frequently flirt with me?
Even the obedient and well-behaved maid has been looking at me with a dangerous look recently!
Where is the protagonist? The protagonist, please save her!!
"Haha, you have to be responsible for robbing my woman~"
The protagonist of Feng Aotian said with a kind smile, holding a hatchet in his hand.
Humans don't need to pay for the sins committed in a game, right~
So,
In reality, I'm timid and obedient; in the game, I strike with a heavy fist.
In reality, I abide by the law and love peace; in the game, no grass grows where I tread, and rivers of blood flow.
Originally,
There shouldn't have been any problem,
Until the game timeline overlapped with reality, and I actually inherited the extremely evil organization I created in the game...
[Iron Eater]: Feed on iron, and you can draw power from the essence it contains.
[Blood Frenzy]: All your attributes multiply as your health drops. If your base stats are high enough, then with a sliver of health, you might even slay a god.
[Feast]: The blood of your kind gives off an irresistible fragrance. Devour them, and you shall gain eternal life~
I, Sano Shinichiro, a time traveler, have a system.
Although the system's tasks are very strange, the rewarded equipment is even more... fresh and refined.
For example, a hammer that cannot cause damage, a small electric donkey that can fly quickly, a coat that turns into a roadie when used, sunglasses that cannot distinguish between humans and animals within 500 meters after wearing them, etc...
What, you ask me how to live better in this world?
Sano Shinichiro smiled faintly and put on his vest: "How can you not get stabbed when you are floating in the world? If you want to avoid getting stabbed, you have to open a trumpet. The more vests I have, the more slutty I will be. I will wave the flag of the winery."
When Akai Shuichi asked Conan what he thought of the black organization, Conan responded like this: The black organization? Although they act a little rough, they are all good people... Wait, which black organization are you asking about?
[Villain simulation + high-level martial arts world + invincible push + decisive killing]
Lu Qian traveled through time and became a villain and playboy from the Lu family, one of the top families in the Great Xia Empire.
At the beginning, we see the drunken destined heroine Liu Ruyue lying in front of us, motionless.
However, the destined protagonist, who is the bodyguard of Liu Ruyue, the icy school beauty, is nowhere to be found.
Wait, this plot...
[Ding, the unconscious female protagonist of destiny is detected ten meters ahead. ]
[Villain simulator, start! ]
[Use villain points to simulate the life of a villain. ]
[The novice gift pack is opened, and the host gets three opportunities to simulate the villain's life. ]
[Ding, the villain life simulation is starting. ]
[You are the second son of the Lu family. You made a mistake in the capital of Daxia and came to the Magic City to avoid the limelight. However, you have become a person that everyone in the entire Magic City is afraid of. At this moment, you are about to go out to have some fun, but you accidentally discovered the drunk school beauty Liu Ruyue...]
[Liu Ruyue is the daughter of the Liu family and the campus beauty of Magic City University, but she has fallen into a deep coma. The Dragon King bodyguard who seems to be blessed by destiny is not around. You are afraid that Liu Ruyue will catch a cold, so you simply get out of the car and pick her up...]
【.....】
【Tonight, it’s done...】
......
[An hour later, the destiny protagonist who hurried over looked at the disappeared Liu Ruyue and howled miserably: "No!!!"]
......
[Your "Supreme Emperor Bone" has been dug out, and you are dead. ]
No female lead. Dark tone, boss-type protagonist, original body is non-human.
Original otherworld Western-fantasy setting.
“Why… why can you violate the contract?!!”
Facing the furious question, the demon unfurled the contract.
Magnified, he could clearly see the “paper” on which the contract was written.
It wasn’t paper at all, but countless, extremely fine threads, woven together in a special pattern to form words that carried the information.
【Supplementary Clause 1: …】
【Supplementary Clause 2: …】
【Final Supplementary Clause: All rights of final interpretation of this contract belong to the demon Naimes.】
Crossing into another world as the demon Naimes, he waited for the once-in-a-lifetime perfect wave of opportunity. Gaining a portion of the God of Commandments’ divinity, he began step by step to steal a god’s throne and write his own Bible.
[Possessive and sick heroine + childhood sweetheart + healing and redemption + single heroine + daily story + no cheat code and no system]
[Jiang Yu: A daughter-in-law should be raised from childhood~]
[Ruan Xixi: My husband has to lie since he was young~]
Jiang Yuga was kidnapped after going on a blind date with his childhood sweetheart, the girl next door.
When he opened his eyes again, he saw his own dead body and the sickly Qingmei holding his dead body.
Jiang Yu felt a black screen before his eyes, and then he was reborn into his childhood.
The little pervert on the opposite side doesn’t seem to have started to become perverted yet, and looks soft, cute and adorable.
Then he was picked up by his mother and taken home.
Jiang Yu thought that if he gave her lots of love in this life, she wouldn't become abnormal again, right?
From then on, he had a soft, cute, well-behaved and beautiful little tail behind him.
"Brother~"
"I will listen to my brother~"
Just when Jiang Yu was proudly thinking that he had finally raised the little pervert into a healthy, beautiful and positive successor to the motherland...
He woke up one night to find himself tied up again?
The pretty little girl had a sweet smile on her face, "Brother, you are not behaving well, I am a little angry..."
Help! He seems to have failed!
——
One day Jiang Yu found a diary in a drawer. The first page read "Fish Farming Diary"
He had a bad feeling, and when he opened it, it was filled with information about him.
The date when he first gave Ruan Xixi marshmallows
The date he brought her home
Date of first hand holding
……
The thick diary is filled with Jiang Yu's handwriting, with the handwriting ranging from immature to mature.
The beautiful girl hugged his neck from behind, "Brother~ Your clothes smell like women's perfume today~"
“What It’s Like Being a Vampire?”
Xiang Kun didn’t expect that this question that he had regarded the answer as a story on Zhihu not long ago can now be answered with personal experience.