As the fourth child of the Shinomiya family, I began living independently. Every day, I woke up in the dark closet, went to my bed, and took out a dummy, placing it under the bed. Then I checked the blades in the soles of my shoes to see if they were sharp, cleaned the potassium cyanide particles from my waistband, checked the prohibited words on my clothes, and made sure the miniature surveillance devices were working properly. I placed a bayonet in a book, and a submachine gun and bombs in my backpack. Completed, with a smile, I headed towards Soubu High School. As a normal high school student, I greeted a beautiful day. As a normal high school student, aren't the things I have normal?

Hachiman Hikigaya, who was expelled from Advanced Training School in the second year after a unanimous exam, was taken in by a rich girl after leaving school and trained to pass the college entrance exam. He then happily received a large truck... Hachiman Hikigaya, who isn't exactly a rich kid: "Ouch, that hurts so much, Ryuen!" Ryuen: "Hikigaya is my good brother, you have to pay more." Ichinose: "What's mine is mine, no one can take it away." Ayanokoji: "How did I end up in Class C?" —————— Currently, he has: Ichinose, Shiina Hiyori. Number of students temporarily expelled by Hachiman: Nine.

After his death, he travels through neon Tokyo and activates the love game system. To extend his life, he must capture girls in the game world. The faster he succeeds, the more life he gets. Who would seriously date someone then? To extend his life, Ryoma Ezaki directly uses his otherworldly strategy! "Ms. Xingge, you don't want your sister Hongxia's band to never perform again, do you?" "Hoshino Ruby, do you want to know the real murderer who killed your mother Hoshino Ai? Then come and make a deal with me." "Senior Mai, since no one can see you, can't I do whatever I want to you?" But after Ryoma Esaki completed the game by any means necessary, he returned to reality, only to find that a new livehouse had opened in Shimokitazawa, B Komachi's concert was being hotly discussed online, and Sakurajima Mai's new drama was being promoted on TV. The system's love game, the style has also become weird. Agatsuma Yuno, Jabami Yumeko, Ryuuguu Rena... Looking at the increasingly biased style of the strategy targets, the increasingly chaotic real world, and the girls who are coming with great momentum, Ryoma Esaki finally panicked a little. System, you are plotting against me!

"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"

"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."

"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."

As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.

What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?

No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!