[Lighthearted and funny] [Crossing] [System] The person in front of you now is one of the top ten patrol officers in Jinzhou, a leader in the poetry world of Longlong, the honorary deputy director of the Special Investigation Department of the Night Return Corps, the winner of the special merit of the 157th year of the Illusion Beast Tide, an honorary member of the Huaxu Research Institute, the number one enemy of the Canxing Society, the new generation inheritor of Fengyi Fist, a permanent member of the Night Camp Teahouse, a designated strategic partner of the Black Coast, a guest of the New Federation, an ambassador for exchanges between the two countries, and the new generation of exploration god jointly trained by the three gods of computing, life, and space: Su Yuanyang. Yangyang: With you here, today's mission will be completed smoothly. Chixia: Let's go eat hot pot together? Add a lot of champion chili.

When an absolute option appears, time will stand still if no choice is made.

If you make a choice but are unable to complete the task in the option, time will rewind, and the choice will start over.

Option 1: Single-handedly defeat the Demon King of the Demon Realm

[Option Two: Capture the heart of a thousand-year-old spinster with three sentences]

If Shi Xiaobai chooses option one, he will be brutally killed a million times; if he chooses option two, he will be hit with hairpins a million times.

Absolute Choice (selected 3210 times): "Choose, young man!"

Shi Xiaobai: "I choose death!"

Shi Xiaobai committed suicide in anger, thinking it would be a relief.

Absolute Choice (selected 3211 times): "Choose, young man!"

Shi Xiaobai: "..."

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"Others who traveled through time are all Long Aotian, why should I——

Wearing a maid outfit to avoid being chased by the light music club

Use a cooking pot to fight against a special cursed spirit

· Being treated as dangerous goods by Shana and monitored 24 hours a day

Encountering a giant during a math test

Has it become the "humanoid self-propelled nuclear bomb" that AST and Academy City are fighting over?

The worst part is, Yukinoshita Yukino actually asked me to write an apology for blowing up the gymnasium! ? "

In the endless world, a strange legend circulates: in a special little shop, by signing a contract with the shopkeeper, one can obtain everything they desire—powerful strength, countless riches, and knowledge from another world! But few know that this shop also possesses the power to change destiny, whether past, present, or future, or regardless of race or identity. When they are willing to gamble everything to change their fate, the door to this shop will open for them, and a new destiny will be born here! "Sign a contract with me, and then—transcend destiny!!" — Meanwhile, the shopkeeper, Lan Xing, is looking helplessly at his ever-growing deficit in his account book. He doesn't know when it started, but the number of girls in the shop seems to be increasing: twin oni maids, an elf girl who loves dolls, a cat-eared blade that transforms into a sword… 'The meal expenses have gone up again this month.' He only initially wanted to reciprocate a gentleman's kindness… (Also known as the Dimensional Aid Exchange, Dimensional Oddity Store, Dimensional Exchange…)

This story is seriously misleading from the beginning and the synopsis. Please read with caution. ———————— There was a girl with pink hair, dressed in a black police uniform, short skirt, and white stockings from the Taisho era, named Ai Komachi, who looked to be only eleven or twelve years old. However, despite her young age, the girl possessed unparalleled swordsmanship. With a single sword strike, she separated the world of the living from the world of the dead, and from that moment on, the world of the living returned to the human realm, and the world of the dead returned to the three paths of death, and all the extraordinary fell silent. But the girl, who was known as the 'Queen of the Underworld,' and the hundred demons who disrupted the order of the world of the living, subsequently became legends, myths passed down by word of mouth. Then... the girl awoke, but was awakened by her master. Her master was also short, but unlike the girl in her dream, her master was a foreigner with silver hair and blue eyes. But he also possessed incredible abilities; otherwise, how could he have become her master? "Master, Master, I just had a dream." The girl told her master about the girl in her dream, but her master told her, "You dreamed of me." "But Master... you're white-haired!" "It seems you're very observant; you actually discovered that."

Founded in the year 4233 of the Jiuzhou calendar, the Lingjian Sect has dedicated itself to providing top-tier immortal cultivation talent for millennia. Currently ranked as one of the five most elite sects in the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance, its leader, Feng Yin Zhenren, serves as one of the seven executive elders of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance, possessing unparalleled cultivation. The Lingjian Sect upholds the principles of peace and development, with its core values ​​centered on the pursuit of truth, kindness, and the pursuit of seed. To further expand the sect's strength and recruit new talent, a conference for immortality will be held soon, and elites from all walks of life are cordially invited to attend.

Still the original moral integrity

Still as funny

Why did Huang Da Mao chase and hack away for three blocks with a chainsaw? Why did Rosemary cry in the middle of the night? Why were the three leaders of the Lungmen Guard Bureau gritting their teeth and sharpening their knives? Why did the Rat King's daughter develop yandere syndrome? ...Lin Yu: That's right, I did it all! [Cracked Egg]

"Your sanity has returned to zero, please replenish it with pure Originium immediately." After hearing the system prompt, Bo tried hard to open the drawer, but his eyes went dark and he lost the ability to think.

A few minutes later.

Bo: "Little Platinum cutie, be my girlfriend!"

Bai Jin: "If it's the doctor, I would..."

Mr. Bo: "Great, let's change people!"

Bo: "Little Blue Poison Angel, I seem to have fallen in love with you!"

Blue Poison: "Actually, I'm also sorry about you, Doctor..."

Bo: "Done, keep going!"

Mr. Bo: "Little White Rabbit, please spend the rest of your life with me."

Little White Rabbit: "If that is your wish, then I will..."

Mr. Bo: "NICE, next one."

Retired legendary soldier Duxi was ambushed during an operation, leaving him physically disabled. The sacrifice of his father dealt him a devastating blow. By chance, he encountered a game called *Azure Archives* and has played it ever since. An unexpected event transported Duxi to Giwatos, where he became a real teacher. Having mastered the storyline, Teacher Duxi chooses to help students in dire straits when necessary, solely to atone for the mistake he should never have made. However, over time, the students discover that their teacher is not as weak as she appears…

“Sensei, can you tell me who the shadowy figure in this video is?” Noah asked with a smile, staring at Duxi.

"Sen~sei~, who carried me back to my room last night?" Hoshino looked at Tokuhi with an innocent smile.

"Sensei, you're so amazing, why don't you rob a bank with me?" Bai Zi asked, puzzled.

Previously: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm just doing my duty as a teacher, I absolutely have no ulterior motives!"

Then: "I will rely on our strength to save this imperfect world! And you, and all of you..."

"I've transmigrated! I found a tablet, and it's the system for Mythical Beast Palu!" "Huh? How come you have a Deviljho? This isn't the world of Mythical Beast Palu, it's the world of Monster Hunter!?" "What do you mean all the monsters I catch turn into monster girls?" "...Rape!"