System: “My s*upid Host, do you desire Ninjutsu?”

Host: “NO! I long for girls, the kinds that are soft and cute!”

System: “When you become the strongest in the Ninja World, at the

pinnacle, you can have whatever you want!”

Host: “Then Ninjutsu is what I long for!”

In Konoha Village.

A mysterious organization called "Elf Pavilion" was born.

Every member of this organization is a powerful and mysterious Jinchūriki!

They know everything.

They can do anything.

They spoil the plot like crazy.

…

During the Chunin Exam, Karin, a member of the organization, said coolly to Sasuke: Weakling, follow me, the Holy Lord asked me to protect you from being bitten by a snake.

During the Chunin Exam, Hinata Hyuga, a member of the organization, defeated Neji and Gaara without revealing the identity of the organization.

After the Chunin Exam, Uchiha Izumi, a member of the organization, secretly contacted Uchiha Itachi, "The Holy Lord asked me to bring you medicine. Also, I want to ask you, do you like Shisui? Or Sasuke?"

In the forest, organization member Nohara Rin slapped Uchiha Obito hard: I don't want to see you anymore!

Reborn as Uchiha, Uchiha Gakuen carries the system with him.

He thought he could punch Uchiha Madara and step on Kaguya Odogi, but he didn't expect that the system only helped Uchiha Gakuen improve his physical fitness, and then disappeared.

Just when Uchiha Gakuen was still very panicked, he didn't expect that the heroines and supporting actresses all got the system, and then came one after another.

"Uchiha Gakuen, I like you!" Kushina shouted loudly, her heart full of dissatisfaction.

"Uchiha Gakuen, be my apprentice, follow me and you will have milk to eat!" Tsunade's mouth twitched, and she wanted to punch the system in her mind!

"Gakuen, sister hasn't communicated with you for a long time, today..." Mikoto smiled falsely, wishing to dismember the system.

I always feel that you are all wrong, but I don't seem to suffer any loss? Then come on - Uchiha Gakuen.

He traveled through time with a phone capable of running only Honkai Impact 3.

It was a world that was extremely hostile to men.

Just as Li Shubai, completely despairing, was about to settle down and wait for death, a four-star favorability bug suddenly appeared before him.

But he soon realized...

...more important than surviving in the world of Honkai Impact 3 was how to secure a relatively respectable ending with the women who were discussing breaking up with him.

[Starry Sky Railway + Simulation + Mission + Rescue + Regret + Sweet Daily Life + No Licking]

After many twists and turns, Fan Mu came to a brand new world and started his first simulation.

The simulation was successful, ending his miserable life. He resolved the guilt he had been feeling towards the system. He was tired, so he let the system delete his memory.

But I never thought that an old Six Star God would record all of this!

Kafka (End): The peach blossoms bloom year after year, the willows wither time and time again, the newly born swallows start their families, big brother, when did a layer of sad film appear between us?

Why can't I wait for you this time?

Xier (End): I have long been accustomed to standing by your side, so accustomed to it that I have overlooked that there are some things I should have said to you a long time ago.

Big brother...can you really treat me as your brother?

Fu Xuan (End): Flowing water, flying birds, journeys, the ancients used Chinese characters to calculate the unknown, to calculate thousands of miles, to calculate a year and a month, but they could not calculate the distance in people's hearts.

If I could start over again, I would be willing to quit my position as fortune teller just to be with you!

Firefly (End): I have never won anything in my life

Well, not entirely.

After all, I have won the admiration of a warm young man

[If you think Xi'er and Fu Xuan's scenes are bad, I also think they're just average, so you can skip to Liuying, which I personally think is pretty good.]

Waking up under a sky-high bridge, I've become Ai Lama's Jinchuriki, and my uneasy journey into True Honkai Impact 3 begins.

"Stigma Mei Arc"

"Get out of here! Herrscher of the Sky, what right do you have to touch my prey?"

"It's as if I ate your girl... Go find that coward over there. I left everything she had there."

"There's no Herrscher of Lightning. I've always been that coward, someone no one expected of me, until I met you, the scammer..."

Do you accept this ending?

Will I once again sacrifice one-fourth of my life to reverse the world for her?

"Anna Arc"

"Leave, Mo Yi... This is my mission."

"Mo Yi, do you want to fly? Let Tianwu be your wings, and go bring her back."

In Artificial Collapse, Crimson Knightmon, True Crimson Form, save the one I love!

《End》

"If we can meet again, will you accompany me to see it through thousands of mountains and rivers?"

"Cricket, a bug of End, let's teach her a good lesson."

"This is the final Crimson King!"

The gathered wishes will awaken a new miracle and become a shining road -

let's go, Alma!

Transmigrating to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, Lu Yu activated his simulator. [Simulator Starts] [Host, please, as a gentleman, guide the heroines in the simulation to the path of health!] "Ms. Kiana Kaslana, I am enchanted by your beauty." "Bishop Theresa, I'll wait for you in the church tonight." "Raiden Mei, you don't want your father to go to jail, do you?" "Queen Silin, I'm your dog tonight!" Lu Yu: "My dog ​​system took my blow. Where's the gentleman you promised me?" (This is a fan fiction with a lot of dubious settings. Don't stumble into it.)

He traveled through time and space and became a director who decided to make Honkai Impact 3 into a movie!

He found a priest who looked very similar to Otto from the church next door, adopted girls with the same name as Bronya and Seele in Siberia, and found a girl who looked very similar to Raiden Mei, and successfully persuaded them to become his actors.

But he didn't know that the world he traveled through was the Honkai Impact 3 world, and a group of characters were surprised when they saw the plot in the script.

Otto: "I will kill you when I know how to save Kallen! Wait, why is the blood bar on my head lit up!"

Raiden Mei: "Purple! Purple eyes! The second female lead must be me! As long as I know the plot, I will definitely save Kiana!"

"Sorry, the second female lead in this play has been decided to be Raiden."

Raiden Mei: "??? I really can't do anything..."

"No, there is one thing only you can do!"

"What is it?!" "

The lunch boxes of the crew are left to you."

Wang Xi will refresh the random knight ability once a week.

Kuuga, Agito, W, 01, Saber, Gotchad...

plus he seems to have joined a space slug organization called Sea Ranger, so the whole universe has become a little wrong.

On a planet where civilization is about to be extinguished, "The ending of the story is decided by me!" Saber draws her sword!!

In the memory aggregate that is about to be swallowed by the breeding insect swarm, "Super eye-opening! Infinite! Keep On Going!"

In the face of the rich evil, "Big, big, big, big, big, general!" Robin

: I understand the truth, but why do you have sound effects every time you transform?

Wang Xi: Don't pay attention to such details.

"Servant, I ask you, will you choose me or her?"

The Herrscher of the Void, reposing in the void, looked at Gao Su. Beside her was Kiana, wearing the same attire.

"Captain! I am your mate! Does that wooden idiot Fu Hua have the same taste as me?"

Black Feathered Kite, gripping Fu Hua between her legs as she rubbed her against the ground, looked at Gao Su seductively.

"Captain... you stole Sister Bronya, and now you expect Seele to pretend nothing happened?"

"No... don't, my other self..."

Seele pleaded as Black Seele snatched the writing from Gao Su's hand.

"Theresa, let me teach you how to compete with a bunch of little girls for a man!"

'Theresa,' sitting on Judas, gently stroked her face, looking down at the man entangled by the little girl she was referring to.

"Ah..."

Gao Su rubbed his aching head with a mixture of pain and pleasure, watching the girls with split personalities .

The only thing he is thankful for now is that Mei and Bronya are still normal people.