Involving *Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend*, *Oregairu*, *Kaguya-sama: Love is War*, *The Angel Next Door Spoils Me Rotten*, and more—but not a self-insert fanfic.

Kasumigaoka Utaha, Yukinoshita Yukino, Shinomiya Kaguya, Shiina Mahiru...

When these once-fantasy "waifus" suddenly appear before you in real life, could you resist the excitement in your heart and keep your distance?

No matter what others might do, Natsukawa Kanade certainly can't suppress his impulses.

And so, he takes the initiative—only to face defeat. He regroups—only to fail again. Again and again...

No matter what strategy he tries, no matter how many targets he switches to, it just doesn't work.

That's when Natsukawa Kanade finally realizes—these idealized versions of them never truly existed in the first place.

Since that's the case, maybe it's time for him to just be himself again...

—In short, this is a story about an "ordinary person" stepping into the world of anime.

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Requester's thoughts - A suprisingly wholesome book about a guy who, to impress a waifu trys to imitate their perceived ideal guy but gets rejected. Finally he gets tired and decides to be himself... and then those waifus are attracted to him.

[Fast-paced + neurotic + nonsensical + fantasy + science fiction + niche foreign film time travel]

[A wealth of movie references, perfect for movie buffs]

A nerdy guy named Li Pu was tricked into downloading a 1TB collection of short film torrents, and when he opened it, he was in big trouble.

[Non-cool story + system + slow start + multiple female protagonists + serious + entry + all-in + krypton gold]

Jiang Yu never thought that he would travel through time, and after traveling through time, he couldn't afford to eat minced meat and eggplant rice!

"Two thousand yuan for a box of rice? Why don't you just go and rob it!"

Not only can you not afford to eat, but you are also tied to a super money-making entry system!

As long as you have money, you can give entries to everything!

In order to survive in this strange world full of emptiness, he can only make money like crazy!

Kelin: "Brother Jiang Yu, eating this... can it really help everyone?"

Jiang Yu: "Don't talk, keep eating!"

Ellen: "If I wear this, can I really hear my friends' inner thoughts? But... it's so embarrassing!"

Jiang Yu: "Why are you asking so many questions? Just put it on."

Inside Hole Zero.

Nineveh: "Master Jiang Yu... I... I will transform into human form first."

Jiang Yu: "Don't move, we want the Great Nineveh!"

Qing Yi: "...or it may be illegal."

…

No one helps me to reach the top, I will borrow money to reach the top of the mountain!

Finally, after unremitting efforts, he topped the new Alidu Deadbeat List and became the strongest man in the world.

New Elido press conference.

Reporter: "Mr. Jiang Yu, as the biggest deadbeat in New Ailidu, don't you have any sense of shame?"

"Deadbeat? What do you mean by deadbeat? I just advanced the commission for protecting New Eridu!"

When an absolute option appears, time will stand still if no choice is made.

If you make a choice but are unable to complete the task in the option, time will rewind, and the choice will start over.

Option 1: Single-handedly defeat the Demon King of the Demon Realm

[Option Two: Capture the heart of a thousand-year-old spinster with three sentences]

If Shi Xiaobai chooses option one, he will be brutally killed a million times; if he chooses option two, he will be hit with hairpins a million times.

Absolute Choice (selected 3210 times): "Choose, young man!"

Shi Xiaobai: "I choose death!"

Shi Xiaobai committed suicide in anger, thinking it would be a relief.

Absolute Choice (selected 3211 times): "Choose, young man!"

Shi Xiaobai: "..."

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I am Lin Fan and I’ve become a jack of all trades just because of a powerful Encyclopedia.

In the first ever competition organised for trolls, all the other contestants lost. The crowd exclaimed, “Brother, you’re so good at trolling.”

Lin Fan replied, “But I’ve never been trolling…”

Lu Lin is reborn into a parallel world. He originally wanted to live a carefree life as a plagiarist, but he was tricked by the big star Yang Mi behind the scenes and made to participate in a dating reality show disguised as a wilderness survival show.

While the other male and female guests were playing romantic first encounter games, Lu Lin made his female partner Liu Tianxian cry as soon as they met!

While the other male and female guests were struggling to survive, Lu Lin fed Liu Tianxian ten pounds, and Liu Tianxian cried again!

While the other male and female guests were suffering from hunger, Lu Lin approached a female guest from another group with a grilled lobster and said, "Madam, you don't want your husband to starve to death, do you?"

...

This is not mainstream entertainment; I hope it makes you laugh.

Traveling through Marvel, I woke up to find Mystique next to me and was being oppressed and exploited.

Lin En was panicked, but luckily the god-level system was activated in time!

[Ding! Detected that the host has completed a deep communication with the high-energy lifeform 'Mystique'...]

[The strongest auxiliary system 'Yin Yang Happy Buddha Body' is successfully bound! ]

[Congratulations to the host! Riven Darkholm's overall strength has been permanently increased by x1.5! Her luck has been permanently increased by x1.2!]

[Congratulations to the host! Your overall strength has been permanently increased by x1.1!]

[Congratulations to the host! Based on the target strength coefficient, you will receive a US dollar reward of $10,000!]

Looking at the system prompts and the extra numbers in the bank account, Lin Ente suddenly realized!

What kind of superhero, what kind of overlord of the universe, can it be as good as making the little sister stronger and making money for herself?

When Mystique killed Sabretooth in one move, shocking the entire Brotherhood, the look she gave Lynnte completely changed!

When Linnte accidentally came into contact with the out-of-control Scarlet Witch and tens of millions of dollars were instantly deposited into his account, Magneto directly regarded him as the hope of mutants!

[Ding! Strengthen Scarlet Witch, reward $1,000,000!]

[Ding! Strengthen Black Widow, reward $50,000!]

[Ding! Strengthen 'Goddess Sif' and receive a reward of $10,000,000!]

[Ding! Strengthening 'Goddess of Death Hela'... Reward amount? ? ?]

Years later, when Thanos arrived on Earth and found himself facing a "Legion of Girlfriends" who had been strengthened by Lynn to surpass the Infinity Stones, he was completely stunned.

"Don't come over here!!"

When people are in their third year of high school, they are given a mission by heaven, and they will live forever?

[Your Majesty, a temptress in troubled times is trying to sow discord between you and Prime Minister Wang. She appears gentle, but in reality she is a manipulative and malicious woman. If you listen to her slander and ignore the principles of state, the dynasty will fall.]

Xu Yan looked at the head teacher in front of him and Bai Yueguang sitting at the table in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Going to class = going to court?

Laoban = Prime Minister?

Is Bai Yueguang a temptress in troubled times? The contrast is a bit shocking?

Whose system is so crazy?

…

But gradually, Xu Yan discovered something was wrong.

The cute childhood sweetheart is a yandere, the aloof goddess suffers from a chuunibyou, and the new neighbor sister actually loves to stalk...

The system is a little crazy, but it's right...

[Your Majesty, you and the Saint have successfully achieved "Double Shame", Literary Strength +1, Military Strength +1.]

oh?

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The Monster Federation is bustling with people in the afternoon.

"boom"

"Wahahaha! Achen, give up! You can't catch me!"

Milim pinched her waist and challenged the young man in the air with an arrogant look on her face.

“Milim, you stole Rimuru’s pudding again! She came to complain to me again!”

The young man in the sky helplessly held his forehead and asked Milim below.

"Hehe! I'm the Demon King, wahahaha!"

Just as Milim was clutching her waist and acting arrogantly, a silver-haired girl in a maid outfit suddenly appeared behind her, holding a pocket watch and saying expressionlessly:

"Milim-sama! If you continue to act like this, I'll confiscate your pudding for the next three days!"

Milim froze upon hearing the voice, slowly turned around, and said to the girl behind her with a hint of embarrassment:

"Sakuya! Listen to me! That's not how it happened. It's all Rimuru's fault. Yes, it's all her fault!!"

Hearing Milim's unrepentant words, the girl grabbed Milim's collar and dragged her outside.

"Ahhhhh!!! I know I was wrong!! Achen, save me!!"

People watching this scene on the roadside started to speak out.

“This is the nth time this month.”

"This is the fifth time! We, the Demon Slayer Corps, are almost becoming a road-building team!"

"That's not bad. We're even worse off. A while ago, Lady Milim went to the pirate world and sank an island. Marshal Akainu smashed several desks because of that."

"I heard that in the Ninja World..."

The young man collapsed and shouted, "Milim! My peace!"