[Recruiting apprentices + relaxed daily life + all members are good at playing the game + not playing by the rules]
Lu Changzhi traveled through time
Can choose a new identity
As a gambler, I decisively choose random
The result is really Qin Shi Huang touching the electric wire - I won
The only limitation - the god-level apprentice system, I didn't expect the first task to be...
[Other hosts with systems discovered... Invading... Tampering... Tampering completed... The apprenticeship mission has been issued...]
[Congratulations to the host for completing the process of recruiting disciples, and obtaining a novice gift pack, a mature enlightenment tea tree, and a new feature sign-in system cracked version. ]
[Congratulations to the host for completing the second disciple recruitment and obtaining the holy-grade ultimate array, the Wanxiang Killing Array, and the newly added feature of the idle practice system exclusive version. ]
[Congratulations to the host for having three disciples with spiritual qualifications. The synthesis of disciples with saint qualifications is on the way. Please collect them as soon as possible. ]
[The Kitchen God System is in use... Professional counterparts detected... Upgraded to the Great Kitchen God System... The system has been used. 】
.......
Not only do the disciples have a system, but I didn't expect that the sect is full of old people.
Hide your strength, call for help, and let every enemy have a highlight moment of one-on-ten
Laoliu Sect Laoliu Peak
No one can know
How far can this group of old men go?
[No harem + invincible + funny + funny + time travel, please do not enter if you mind. 】
[Old author's new book, 20 million words of experience, likes to dig holes, and reads a few chapters patiently when seeing something unreasonable. ]
The disciple who had just joined the sect came to report in panic:
"Master, something terrible has happened. Our eldest brother has robbed us of our money!"
"What a fuss! It's your senior brother who is trying to benefit us!"
"Big Brother is kidnapping and extortion!"
"Oh, I told you it was Senior Brother who was looking for benefits for us!"
"But, our eldest brother has been possessed by a demon, so we have to take care of this, right?"
"Congratulations, he has finally made progress in his practice!"
"But, Big Brother also killed someone!"
"Why don't you go and help? Sect disciples, grab your weapons!"
After Chen Xiao traveled through time, he found himself a newcomer in the company's advertising department.
The leader asked him to shoot a diamond advertisement.
Originally, Chen Xiao was going to find a way to fool around.
But at this time, the system was activated! Chen Xiao directly obtained the master-level directing skills and the complete script of "Titanic"!
Diamond Company: I just asked you to shoot an advertisement, but you made it into a romantic movie? !
Ministry of Culture: Please help me shoot a drama promotional film, and your "Farewell My Concubine" directly amazed the world? !
Ministry of Science and Technology: I asked you to show the humanity of scientific and technological personnel, and you shot "Interstellar" to reap the global box office? !
But the audience was furious:
"The main character is dead, the main character is dead, except for the main character, everyone is dead!"
"Who bought the trending search for 'Farewell My Concubine, the sweetest drama in the world'? I watched it on New Year's Eve, what a deed!"
"You ripped off the cartoon too? Not even the children, Chen Daodao, are you still a human being!"
"Don't you feel guilty? Your money, your award, your company and base are all our tears!"
"The new movie will be released during the Spring Festival?! Big brother, I'm honest, please let me go!"
...
(Later, "Kung Fu", set up a company to shoot "The Truman Show", and also produced "The Magic Chef Xiao Fugui" and "Home with Kids", etc.)
[Synopsis: Short, Ugly, and Fat - Transformed into - Handsome and Charming Male God] Reborn in high school, Lu Yan activates his charm system. Short and ugly, he begins a comeback. Looking back, he's become an unattainable, charming male god in the eyes of girls, the envy of all his male classmates. [Height Enhancement Fluid] [Facial Features Adjustment] [Body Proportions] [Charming Aura] [Perfect Hands]... Complete the missions to transform your looks and charm. Navigate the world of once-unattainable goddesses. Prince of Art, Piano Master, Athletic Prodigy, Most Alluring Male Singer—these are all nicknames bestowed upon him by his classmates. Reborn, Lu Yan aims to live a different and more splendid life!
The dimensional rifts link the earth to the Xingwu continent. This is the dawn of the martial arts era!
I will be useless if I don’t practice martial arts? Don’t worry, I have a system that allows me to pick up attributes. When other people drop attributes during their training, I can pick them up secretly.
Huh? Did you just say that beating up people will make them drop attributes too? In that case…
You defeated a sword skill genius. He dropped Enlightenment×2, Sword Talent×1… You’ve picked them up. Your insights have improved and you’ve gained a beginner stage sword talent!
You defeated a blade skill talent. He dropped Blade Battle Technique×1, Malicious Blade Intent×1… You picked them up and learned a rare blade battle technique! You’ve also figured out Malicious Blade Intent and have become extremely fierce!
You defeated a physique talent. He dropped Physique Scripture×1, Holy-Blood Dominant Physique×1… You picked them up and learned a new top-grade scripture! You are exceptionally lucky to have received the Holy-Blood Dominant Physique. It can change your physique completely and you earned a god-level title ‘Endless Health’.
Someone killed a powerful star beast and dropped Spiritual Sight×1 and Blank Attribute×60… You picked them up secretly and receive a spiritual eye talent as well as 60 points to add to any of your current attributes!
You defeat many opponents in your life. You accidentally kill an innocent devil and split the universe into two when you’re practicing your blade at home. You burst the sun with your fist and the world is engulfed in darkness…
That’s when you realize… You’re invincible!
Shen Ye woke up and found himself as an amnesiac from another world. His mind was empty, but his murderous aura was overflowing.
Before he could figure out the situation, he was forcibly bound by a [Immortal Cultivation System of Infinite Merit].
System goal: To train him to be the number one moral saint in Xuanqiong Realm!
System method: Do one good deed every day and your merits will soar!
Penalty for failure: Struck by lightning (trial version) Do you know?
Looking at his hands, naturally suited for holding a knife, now forced by the system to help an old lady cross the street, Shen Ye fell into deep thought - what on earth did I do before I lost my memory?!
Helping the old lady find a chicken? Stealth, tracking, one-hit kill... er, no, one-hit capture!
Mediating a fight between villagers? "Each of you gets half, human or pig. Take your pick."—his eyes were cold, his tone was kind.
Looking to liberate evil spirits? The [Shadowless Merit Dart], blessed by the golden light of merit, strives for speed, accuracy, and ruthlessness, providing attentive service to ensure a painless afterlife!
Shen Ye: "System, can this 'Conquer People with Virtue' skill physically silence people?"
System: "...Host, please correct your attitude! We are a serious merit system!"
Shen Ye (shaking off the blood from the knife with an expressionless face): "Oh, I just used 'reason' to convince a demon, and he was so moved that he couldn't speak anymore. Where are the merits?"
(Note: I'm a newbie, please don't criticize if you don't like it)
While Zhang Yuan was living in poverty, he suddenly acquired the ability to identify pets. He had planned to pursue a career in the pet industry, but was rejected due to lack of qualifications. Finding a new path, he entered the livestream pet identification industry. "Miss, you should carry your parrot for some work." "Is your Wangcai suddenly aggressive towards you? It's because someone else has come into your house and they forgot you're the owner." "Fish do have a 7-second memory, but yours is a fake." Something was amiss in the livestream. Treating pets with complex ailments turned into social demise for their owners. As Zhang Yuan's identification skills improved, he noticed more and more discrepancies in his findings. "A goldfish that produces gold coins when mature?" "A grass turtle that provides a daily divination?" "Is this really just an ordinary pet, not a spirit pet? Is it about to be revived?" [Pure Business] [Inquiring About Social Destruction] [Spirit Pets...]
Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.
But I didn't expect...
The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.
Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.
First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.
She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.
How can we prevent this kind of thing?
Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"
The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.
From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.
No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.
Then next——
These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?
Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.
Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.
These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.
"Senior Sister, how come you have..."
Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.
These male disciples no longer believe in love.
In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.
Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.
The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.
Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"
【Meme-filled + Lighthearted Daily Life + Sweet Romance】
Su Ran travels to a parallel world and, after achieving financial freedom, decides to retire!
But right after retiring, his mom tricks him into joining a dating reality show—and his partner is the top diva, Re Ba!
Su Ran is stunned!
He planned to just slack off and live a lazy life, but then the “Mischief System” activates!
Get stronger by causing chaos? And open treasure chests too?
Alright! Challenge accepted!
From then on, everything goes off the rails!
Su Ran: "I, Su Ran, a lost soul of quality education, standing director of the Late Sleeper Association, national champion of backing out at the last minute—I have simple demands: fewer tasks, more money, close to home, high status with light responsibility, bonuses during holidays, monthly salary over ten thousand with full benefits!"
Re Ba: "Congratulations on passing the interview. From now on, let’s have a sweet romance!"
Su Ran: "Romance? Not even dogs do that! As the saying goes, wise people don’t fall in love, no drowning accidents accepted!"
Re Ba: "A million annual salary, with a car and a house!"
Su Ran: "Deal! Absolutely deal! If you don’t want to, I want to!"
Re Ba: "I thought you said wise people don’t fall in love?"
Su Ran: "There’s another saying—meet the right person, start a family; meet a benefactor, build a career; meet a rich woman, start a family and build a career!"
Netizens everywhere: "This is too addictive! The civil affairs bureau has moved over—just get married right here and now!"
After Xia Feng traveled through time, his heart was inexplicably ripped out.
Instead, there is a crippled evil heart with only enough activity to last for eighteen years. This is a magical heart that can synchronize the target's strength.
In order to survive, he bound the future villain, the Witch of Destruction, who was destined to destroy the world.
The stronger the World-Destroying Witch is, the stronger he becomes!
Then Xia Feng realized that she really didn't blame me for provoking trouble: "Miss Witch, I admit that you are very strong, but you are not strong enough!"