[Physical pre-sale starts at 7 PM on November 15th] Invincible + Crushing the Scum

The day Ning Ruan left the village, a freak appeared on the continent of Kyushu.

Master?

Sword cultivator?

No, she just wanted to be a wet nurse!

Mainland geniuses: Shut up, you jinx!

...

later:

"Help! I only realized after meeting Ning Ruan that a healer can actually kill someone!"

"But isn't she a metal-type spirit master?"

"Is it a wood element?"

"It's clearly a water system."

"Impossible, I saw with my own eyes that she is a fire elementalist."

"No, she must be an earth-type."

"Nonsense, she is clearly a sword cultivator!"

"Is she really not a warrior? I saw her smash someone's head with her own fists..."

Ning Ruan: Okay, I'm coming clean. A mage who doesn't want to be a healer isn't a good swordsman!

The main characters are a healer wielding a sword, slaying enemies from afar; and a mage swinging his fists, each blow fatal.

...

Later:

Ning Ruan discovered that there wasn't a single normal person in the entire sect, except for her.

The hot-tempered master is protective of his own and loves to fight.

The senior swordsman has been cultivating his sword for over ten years, but never uses it.

The second senior brother, a sword cultivator, kills without fail when he draws his sword; no one survives his strike.

Gou Wang's third senior brother: He even adds dozens of layers of defensive formations to the toilet. He's a monster who holds back a hundred tricks while others hold back one.

The fourth senior brother, the "Slacker King": Aside from spirit stones, which allow him to move without complaint, he is abnormally tired even when breathing.

The socially awkward Fifth Brother is ruthless and doesn't talk much; the more he hits someone, the fiercer he becomes.

Seventh Senior Brother Juan Wang: A pervert who always wants to kill his fellow disciples, he is constantly cultivating.

...

And then:

Ning Ruan also discovered that the novice village where he grew up was actually a gathering place for top players.

Those cheap fathers are all old men who would be struck by lightning if they left the village.

Ningruan: You don't understand the joy of the second generation of repairmen!

[Good news] I've transmigrated into the body of the sixth princess under the rule of an empress;

[Bad news] At the start, the prime minister's eldest son was drugged and is now writhing on the bed!

[The Princess's Heart]

A power struggle? Don't be ridiculous! Impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime.

Waking up at 3 a.m., attending court at 5 a.m., working year-round without a break? Sorry, I can't get out of bed.

1. Cen Jing transmigrated into a book. The system promised that as long as she obediently completed her tasks, her parents and family would enjoy a life of ease and comfort. So, following the plot, she disguised herself as a man and climbed the ranks to become a high-ranking official, a villain in the eyes of the world, ultimately dying at the hands of the protagonist. Mission accomplished, the system retired, and she closed her eyes, preparing to face death. However, when she opened her eyes again, she found her soul had been placed in the body of a little girl who had recently died. —Before leaving, the system gave her a gift, allowing her to live freely for a...

【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】

It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!

It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!

After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.

"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"

Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.

But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!

From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!

Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.

[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]

emperor:……

That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.

[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]

National Defense General: ...

[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]

Grand Master: ...

The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!

Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.

Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!

Gu Ningxi transmigrated! She became the real heiress of a wealthy family in a novel, replaced by someone else and sent to the countryside to suffer! After finally being found, she was relegated to cannon fodder as a foil for the scheming fake heiress? No, no, no! Let whoever wants to be cannon fodder be, she won't serve them! At the Gu family's family reunion banquet, the fake heiress presented her with a tattered dress, hoping to embarrass her? Gu Ningxi immediately tore the dress apart. 【Don't think giving me a tattered dress shows your kindness and generosity? Didn't you just have your dad's secretary drug him, planning to climb the social ladder?】 Her cheap CEO dad: ...? Being relentlessly pursued by a minor celebrity, Gu Ningxi immediately slapped him, making him spin around on the spot! 【This kid is eating what's in his bowl while eyeing what's in the pot, listening to Gu Ruolan's words, and even dares to dream of sleeping with her mother?】 Her entertainment CEO mom: ...!? [Pfft, the eldest brother's brain is wasted! His own sister gave him projects that were all scams, resulting in him losing everything, accumulating billions in debt, being chased by creditors, and ultimately jumping off a building!] Cold-faced eldest brother: ...? [The other four brothers also met tragic ends!] Brothers: ...How tragic? Tell me!! During a variety show recording, she even got entangled with the male lead?! Gu Ningxi: Wait, shouldn't you be with the female lead? What are you doing following me?! A certain tycoon: Following you will give you some gossip!

(Complete) Alias: Playing dirty and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no, no

[Everyone reads minds + eats melons + family and country + tanking + time travel + not a silly story + not a strong female character + light-hearted + light group portrait + CP]

The heroine will be a little weak in the early stage, and will gradually grow up, and the means of protection will be in the later stage.

Jiang Yueyang, a 21st-century social animal, died suddenly of a cerebral infarction after working overtime late at night. Before his death, he was bound to a melon-eating system.

Then she traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty, which did not exist in history, and became the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Revenue.

In this life, Jiang Yueyang is determined to give up and never roll again.

But after entering the palace, her plan of giving up was ruined.

The Emperor of Daxia, for some unknown reason, suddenly issued an edict appointing her as a fifth-rank editor, responsible for repairing the books in the library.

She also made it clear that she must be present at both major and minor court meetings.

Jiang Yueyang wailed, what went wrong?

She doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, important things must be said three times!

However, in this era of supreme imperial power, she couldn't say no!

So, she had no choice but to go to work before dawn every day.

Oh no, it’s court.

On the first day at work, Jiang Yueyang knew that her colleagues were not very friendly.

[What? The emperor was cheated on?]

[What? The granddaughter of the Minister of Rites is secretly pregnant?]

[Don't be a love-brained person! Auntie, the person you like not only has his wife, but also has eight mistresses.]

Later, her colleagues were either thrown into prison or beheaded.

The emperor went crazy killing people.

When the lowly commoners of Wei Kingdom made their only trip to the upper realm to undergo the examination of the Mirror of Appearance, the mirror revealed a peerless phoenix, a legendary creature that had existed since the beginning of time. Everyone cheered for the third young lady of the Wei Prime Minister's mansion. I, with my ordinary appearance, looked at my hand in bewilderment. If I wasn't mistaken, in the instant the mirror swept over me, the phoenix in the mirror made the same movement as me...

[Gossip System + Heartfelt Words + Rise from the Ashes]

Chu Liuzheng was reborn into an alternate ancient world. Due to the pressures of life, she entered the palace of the Sheng Kingdom and was unexpectedly bound to a gossip-eating system. She was then transferred by the tyrant to serve as a tea-serving maid in front of the emperor.

Stealing moments of leisure from his busy schedule each day, he never stops gossiping; the entire imperial court and harem are under the system's watchful eye.

Wow! Consort Chun has acquired a new book of erotic illustrations and has been secretly practicing in her palace for three days, planning to surprise the Emperor.

The delicate and soft-bodied Consort Chun Zhaoyi: I'm so embarrassed!

Behind the corrupt official was a string of people, including Lu Jiarui, the Zhejiang Provincial Treasurer, and Shi Zhongzhichen, the Military Commander...

Corrupt officials: Please let us go!

[The princess's husband replaced her own child with his mistress's child, and even tried to kill the princess and her unborn child!]

The princess, who gave her heart to the wrong man: That damn scumbag!

Consort Xin was diagnosed with pregnancy, but the child was her lover's!

Xiao Jingfan, who was cuckolded: Turned her lover into a human pig!

...

One day, Xiao Jingfan suddenly found himself in complete silence.

"Leave the palace? Who gave her permission to leave the palace? Bring her back to me!"

"Fine, I'll go myself!"

"I'm not going back!" Chu Liuzheng stretched out his hand towards the palace gate, carrying his bundle. "I want to go home!"

"Home?" Xiao Jingfan hugged him tightly. "The palace is your home."

Chu Liuzheng: "..."

Unable to defy the imperial decree and have his entire family exterminated, he could only languish and continue to live a life of mediocrity.

She still enjoyed eating melons in the harem.

One bombshell after another was dropped, the previous dynasty was gradually purged, the harem became more peaceful, and the entire prosperous kingdom flourished.

but……

Chu Liuzheng looked disgusted: Why is the tyrant here again today?

Xiao Jingfan secretly pricked up his ears: What juicy gossip is out today?

What should she do if she transmigrates into a cannon fodder? The first thing she will do will be to happily repay all the debt owed to the original body. She will enjoy living in the present rather than worry about the future since this is her second chance at life.

Max-leveled bosses suddenly make a comeback at the last minute!

【My fiancé falls in love with the housekeeper’s daughter? What about me? Well, I naturally have my own small wolfdog coax me until I’m happy!】

【So what if the abandoned wife of a wealthy man is ridiculed by the whole network? How shallow! I came from a rich and powerful family too!】

【An idol fan has accidentally taken in the wrong idol. It’s fine, she will just raise and nurture the puppy dog to her taste.】

*Puppy Dog – A guy who is young, handsome, clingy, possessive, slender, and lean but has muscles.

This novel is being updated daily. There's also a completed novel, "The Legendary Villain's Influencer Life," which you're welcome to check out!

A third-rate actress died from a gunshot, but death is not the end. A magical system tells her that as long as she completes the missions well, she can be reborn one day. So, let's complete the missions!