In the ninth year of Yongqing, General Gu Fu died in Qihuai, and the current emperor posthumously conferred upon him the title of Marquis Zhongshun. In the twelfth month of the same year, the second daughter of the Gu family, who had been accompanying her grandmother to the mountains to worship Buddha for five years, returned home. The first thing she was punished by being forced to kneel in the ancestral hall. In the ancestral hall, the eldest patriarch of the Gu family reprimanded her, telling her not to misbehave in the future and to obediently wait for the elders to find her a husband. She stormed off in anger after hearing his words. Her aunt and younger sister, unaware of the situation, came to visit, seemingly concerned and affectionate, but actually offering sarcastic remarks, which she slowly and deliberately retorted. Finally, her eldest brother arrived. The learned young master of the Gu family paced back and forth in front of her, finally uttering, "The military camp is full of men! You...you've done such a disgraceful thing; do you know that if word gets out, it will implicate the sisters in the family?" Gu Fu finally abandoned her carefree demeanor and said seriously, "Defending the country is not a disgraceful thing." "—Upon hearing that the Gu family was going to marry off their second daughter, the current emperor immediately went to the empress and earnestly said, 'I regard Gu Er as my own daughter, and I think that no matter what, I cannot let her just marry someone casually. If Zitong has some free time, why not help me share the burden and see if there are any suitable candidates in the capital who are worthy of her?' The empress: '…' Understood, let's arrange the selection of a husband. Reading Guide: 1. The female lead is a master of witty comebacks, a bit of a mischievous shrimp. 2. [Highlight] This is not a stock market novel; the male lead is named Fu Yan. [Highlight] 3. Fictional setting, many personal settings, plus a hodgepodge of settings from various dynasties. 4. I'll add more later—the next book I'll write is 'Coward,' feel free to add it to your collection if you're interested—Wu Jiang has lived three lives. In the first life, as the future Daoist partner of the Lord of Donglin, Wu Jiang appeared at the Heavenly Demon Stone."

1. After her adoptive mother's funeral, Lin Zhuo spent two years perfecting and activating a magic circle in the basement, intending to return to the day her adoptive mother was murdered by a home invader to protect her. However, the magic circle went awry, sending her back 122 years to a time before she was born, when both her biological parents and her adoptive mother were still attending the First Magic and Martial Arts Academy. Arriving at the school, she stood on the staircase, watching her father, jostling and joking with his friends, then sliding down the banister. After a pause, she cast a spell, hammering the energetic elf down the stairs. 2. Lin Zhuo deeply loathed her biological parents, but that didn't mean she had to develop any strange relationship with her father's enemies. It was all an accident. A very unfortunate accident. On her first day back in time, she developed a fleeting romance with her father's mortal enemy. Lin Zhuo: Tsk! *Crazy criticism of the heroine* Unconventional Western fantasy, with a mountain of personal premises* Free-spirited writing, probably won't be long. Theme: Believe you're worthy of love.

[Physical pre-sale starts at 7 PM on November 15th] Invincible + Crushing the Scum

The day Ning Ruan left the village, a freak appeared on the continent of Kyushu.

Master?

Sword cultivator?

No, she just wanted to be a wet nurse!

Mainland geniuses: Shut up, you jinx!

...

later:

"Help! I only realized after meeting Ning Ruan that a healer can actually kill someone!"

"But isn't she a metal-type spirit master?"

"Is it a wood element?"

"It's clearly a water system."

"Impossible, I saw with my own eyes that she is a fire elementalist."

"No, she must be an earth-type."

"Nonsense, she is clearly a sword cultivator!"

"Is she really not a warrior? I saw her smash someone's head with her own fists..."

Ning Ruan: Okay, I'm coming clean. A mage who doesn't want to be a healer isn't a good swordsman!

The main characters are a healer wielding a sword, slaying enemies from afar; and a mage swinging his fists, each blow fatal.

...

Later:

Ning Ruan discovered that there wasn't a single normal person in the entire sect, except for her.

The hot-tempered master is protective of his own and loves to fight.

The senior swordsman has been cultivating his sword for over ten years, but never uses it.

The second senior brother, a sword cultivator, kills without fail when he draws his sword; no one survives his strike.

Gou Wang's third senior brother: He even adds dozens of layers of defensive formations to the toilet. He's a monster who holds back a hundred tricks while others hold back one.

The fourth senior brother, the "Slacker King": Aside from spirit stones, which allow him to move without complaint, he is abnormally tired even when breathing.

The socially awkward Fifth Brother is ruthless and doesn't talk much; the more he hits someone, the fiercer he becomes.

Seventh Senior Brother Juan Wang: A pervert who always wants to kill his fellow disciples, he is constantly cultivating.

...

And then:

Ning Ruan also discovered that the novice village where he grew up was actually a gathering place for top players.

Those cheap fathers are all old men who would be struck by lightning if they left the village.

Ningruan: You don't understand the joy of the second generation of repairmen!

In her past life, Shen Wanli sacrificed everything for her family, but her family loathed her and doted on the fake heiress born to the daughter of a disgraced official.

Upon waking up after her rebirth, Shen Wanli coldly observes the situation.

Her fiancé pressured her to give up the favor of saving his life to a fake heiress, and she agreed.

She then revealed her true feelings to the emperor, and the fake heiress and her fiancé were beaten until their faces were swollen for deceiving the emperor.

When her elder brother was assassinated at a banquet, she no longer shielded him with her own body, and watched as his right hand was crippled, preventing him from taking the imperial examinations.

Youyou confided her innermost thoughts: "Didn't my older brother complain that I was in his way in his past life, saying that he could dodge the arrows even without me blocking them? Didn't Shen Nianjiao say that she would have shielded my older brother from the arrows with her own body too?"

Her second brother was a gambler and squandered the family fortune, so she stopped meddling in his affairs, bought the casino, and let him empty the family's coffers while she made a fortune.

Second Brother is right, gambling is just a small hobby. Anyway, our Marquis's mansion is big and prosperous. If you run out of money, remember to ask your sensible little sister Nianjiao for some!

Her third brother was poisoned by a curse, and she no longer tested the medicine on herself. She watched as he lost all his martial arts skills and tried to protect the fake heiress.

[In my past life, my third brother said that I was scheming by keeping the antidote from the whole family. Shen Nianjiao also said that if she had known earlier, she would have definitely tested the poison on herself for you. Why wouldn't she try it in this life?]

Later, her fiancé and brothers were filled with remorse and hated the fake heiress to the core, begging for her forgiveness on their knees.

Shen Wanli, however, smiled and called out to the sinister Ninth Prince, "Brother."

The ruthless commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard also stood guard beside her, wielding his embroidered spring knife, ready to kill anyone who stood in her way.

Even the Crown Prince, who was rushing to be reincarnated, was startled awake by her deathbed illness.

[Good news] I've transmigrated into the body of the sixth princess under the rule of an empress;

[Bad news] At the start, the prime minister's eldest son was drugged and is now writhing on the bed!

[The Princess's Heart]

A power struggle? Don't be ridiculous! Impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime.

Waking up at 3 a.m., attending court at 5 a.m., working year-round without a break? Sorry, I can't get out of bed.

[Rebirth + Face-slapping and abuse of scumbags + Cool story + Sweet love + Beautiful and cool heroine + Black-bellied hero]

Yun Zheng is the only daughter of the richest man in Da Qi, and her wealth is comparable to that of a country.

In her previous life, she married into the Marquis's mansion with a grand wedding, but became a laughing stock on her wedding night.

Her husband took Bai Yueguang to the hall to marry into the family of two wives. Her mother-in-law smashed her heirloom jade bracelet in public and forced her to accept her fate.

She was a living widow for ten years, guarding the tablet of the eldest son. She was forced to adopt Bai Yueguang's son, had her dowry squeezed out of her, and was finally poisoned and thrown into a mass grave.

Before dying, the husband hugged Bai Yueguang and laughed.

"How can a daughter of a money-grubbing merchant be worthy of being included in the family tree of my Marquisate?"

"You are just a stepping stone for my mansion to become rich and prosperous for a hundred years!"

Reborn as a husband and choosing two wives, when the two sedan chairs landed——

She kicked over the dragon and phoenix candlesticks and said, "Two heirs? Isn't this a scam? I want to turn the tide."

Want her to accept her fate? No, absolutely not!

If anyone wants to make her life difficult, she will make life difficult for everyone!

Whoever wants her to die, she will kill his whole family!

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later:

The impoverished Marquis knelt in front of the Yun family's business and begged her to be included in the Marquis's family tree.

Yun Zheng smiled faintly and said nothing, looking at the cold and cruel Ninth Uncle.

The Ninth Prince lazily toyed with his jade ring. "Zheng'er, you've been entered into the imperial family's jade genealogy. Your name and mine are listed side by side. A hundred years from now, we'll both be worshipped by the royal descendants."

Everyone in the Marquis' Mansion was struck by lightning and collapsed to the ground...

Jiang Wanning traveled into a book.

She was reborn as the mother of the scumbag male protagonist, and helped Bai Lianhua abuse the female protagonist's wicked mother-in-law.

Thinking of his own frustration at not being able to slap someone in the book while reading, Jiang Wanning rolled up his sleeves and slapped his eldest son, who was asking to marry Bai Lianhua as his concubine. "Pa!"

The eldest son was stunned: "Mom, you hit me?"

Jiang Wanning: "You favor your concubine and kill your wife, and the one you're slapping is you!"

"?"

As soon as the second son rescued the little sister from the water, Jiang Wanning slapped him—"Pa!"

The second son was confused: "Mother?"

Jiang Wanning: "Who told you to leave your pregnant wife behind and save another woman?! I can't wake you up even with a slap!"

"?"

The youngest son took his bride forward and was about to introduce her joyfully, "Mother, A Wu is the girl who saved me on the battlefield..."

Jiang Wanning slapped him mercilessly again—"Pa!"

The younger son was confused: "Mother?"

Jiang Wanning: "Even a lifesaver can admit his mistakes. If I don't slap you, who else can I slap?"

"?"

midnight.

The Marquis held the divorce agreement, puzzled.

"Butler, I don't have a concubine, I don't have a junior sister, and I don't have a lifesaver... Why does my wife want to divorce me?"

Before Shen Wei's time travel, he had lived through a life of hardship and danger. Once he was born, his family was happy and carefree. He never expected it was all fake. His father's love for his mother was fake, and the marriage certificate he gave his mother was fake. He had only come to the Duke's Mansion to experience life, and Shen Wei and his brother and mother were just byproducts of that experience. That would have been fine, but this scumbag father also had a cruel and stupid wife. His brother died tragically, and his mother also passed away from illness. Shen Wei had no choice but to end up in the thorny Duke's Mansion. Forced to become a so-called concubine, trampled upon by others. Ha! It seems he can't be a good person anymore. There's nothing much to say, so let's set a small goal for now: send your family to heaven.

[Rebirth + Abuse + Sweet Love + Cool Story]

Only when Shen Tang died did he find out that his elder sister, who was the queen, was not his parents' biological daughter, but the murderer who killed his entire family.

Fortunately, God had mercy on her, and she was reborn the day before her elder sister was to get married.

In her previous life, her elder sister was afraid of being a widow, so she planned to marry her in her place. However, after the wedding plan worked, she changed her mind and made her bear the infamy of stealing her elder sister's marriage and was despised by everyone.

In this life, Shen Tang exposed his eldest sister's hypocrisy on the spot and canceled the good marriage that everyone envied, making his eldest sister regret it.

On the road to revenge, she would kill gods if she met gods, and kill Buddhas if she met Buddhas!

But unexpectedly, the man she had been avoiding came to haunt her, and she realized what she had missed in her previous life...

Meng Qingzhou traveled through the book and accidentally awakened the Blind Sword Master System, becoming a Blind Sword Master.

Meng Qingzhou, who knows the plot of the book very well, is unwilling to become a tool for the protagonist to show off and get slapped in the face.

He had no choice but to enjoy life, growing flowers and walking the dog every day, playing with the maid in his spare time, and accompanying his virtuous wife.

But I don't want to.

He lives in a royal palace, his maidservant who acts like a spoiled child is a cold and beautiful swordsman, the flowers he grows are thousand-year-old magical herbs, the dog he walks is a guardian beast of the country, and his virtuous wife is the empress of the dynasty!

The empress took great pains to make everyone act in front of Meng Qingzhou, pretending to be an ordinary family, just to have a safe place to stay in her spare time.

But unexpectedly, not only did Meng Qingzhou conceal his identity, he also concealed his strength as a sword master!

Rebellious prince: "Dongfang Liuli, you are obsessed with Meng Qingzhou's beauty and ignore state affairs. You deserve to be killed!"

Meng Qingzhou: "Nonsense, being obsessed with my male beauty is my wife's job!"

Envoy from the enemy country: "Either cede territory and pay compensation, or your country will be destroyed!"

Meng Qingzhou: "I only have one acre and three mu of land, and you want to take it? Bring me your sword!"

…

When the countries united in an attempt to stop the empress's path to unification, Meng Qingzhou rushed to the border alone and unsealed his eyes. The moment he opened his eyes, the Sword Saint appeared!

Meng Qingzhou: "Are the few acres of land in front of my house so attractive that all the gods and demons are trying to grab it?"