As soon as I opened my eyes, I had a thrilling caesarean section.

Looking at the younger brothers and younger sisters waiting to be fed in their arms, the skinny second and third younger sisters, and the weak and delicate mother.

Hua Jiujiu decides to stay away from his best relatives and make a fortune.

After breaking off relatives and going out, everyone in the village said:

If there is no food at home, they will starve to death.

Oh, there are several acres of grain in the space, waiting for her to cut.

If the family has no money, they will not be able to survive.

Oh, with one-handed medical skills, the flesh and bones of the living dead, for a place of treatment, the princes and nobles all robbed their heads.

If there is no man in the family, they will be bullied.

Oh, uh, this…

Hua Jiujiu ran to the back hill to break the thatched hut, cornering a certain man.

“Man, marry me!”

I thought I could live a peaceful and beautiful life in the country.

But I didn’t think that one day, this man transformed into a mighty God of War prince who shook the world.

Hua Jiujiu shivered and hid in the corner.

The man pulled her into his arms, his eyes full of pampering.

“Lady, how do you want my husband to serve you at night?”

Lord Protector Ding, Xie Heng, was the famous bachelor in Dayue Dynasty, also the adopted father of the male lead in the novel about a reborn woman. He’s the war god in the eyes of the commoner and their protector…..also the poisonous wealthy husband that all females avoid.

At the Dayue Dynasty, everyone thought that Lord Protector Ding would die single, but suddenly, there was a piece of huge news that dominated the gossip in the capital:

It seemed that Jiang family’s fourth miss went mad after her engagement was canceled by Lord Protector Ding’s heir. She said that she wanted to be her ex-fiance’s mom.

The whole capital’s gossip exploded from this news.

Jiang Wanning traveled into a book.

She was reborn as the mother of the scumbag male protagonist, and helped Bai Lianhua abuse the female protagonist's wicked mother-in-law.

Thinking of his own frustration at not being able to slap someone in the book while reading, Jiang Wanning rolled up his sleeves and slapped his eldest son, who was asking to marry Bai Lianhua as his concubine. "Pa!"

The eldest son was stunned: "Mom, you hit me?"

Jiang Wanning: "You favor your concubine and kill your wife, and the one you're slapping is you!"

"?"

As soon as the second son rescued the little sister from the water, Jiang Wanning slapped him—"Pa!"

The second son was confused: "Mother?"

Jiang Wanning: "Who told you to leave your pregnant wife behind and save another woman?! I can't wake you up even with a slap!"

"?"

The youngest son took his bride forward and was about to introduce her joyfully, "Mother, A Wu is the girl who saved me on the battlefield..."

Jiang Wanning slapped him mercilessly again—"Pa!"

The younger son was confused: "Mother?"

Jiang Wanning: "Even a lifesaver can admit his mistakes. If I don't slap you, who else can I slap?"

"?"

midnight.

The Marquis held the divorce agreement, puzzled.

"Butler, I don't have a concubine, I don't have a junior sister, and I don't have a lifesaver... Why does my wife want to divorce me?"

Chen Muxue, the chef of Internet celebrity private kitchen, has transmigrated into a book, and has become the ultimate villain of the male fairy tale novel, and shot the male protagonist away with an iron pot as soon as he came.

Seeing the dilapidated sect and a group of picked up children waiting to be fed, Chen Muxue decided to eat before talking.

It’s just that I didn’t expect that this meal would last the whole summer…

One day, a man with a celestial spirit came over: “Master, is the sect in charge of food? If it is in charge of food, I am willing to worship inside the sect.”

Chen Muxue: “No problem, go plow the field!”

The next day, the entire cultivation world was shocked! Everyone began to test Qiandingmen one after another. No one knew why the great god of Xianmen, who had always been dressed in white, was willing to farm here…

[Good news] I've transmigrated into the body of the sixth princess under the rule of an empress;

[Bad news] At the start, the prime minister's eldest son was drugged and is now writhing on the bed!

[The Princess's Heart]

A power struggle? Don't be ridiculous! Impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime.

Waking up at 3 a.m., attending court at 5 a.m., working year-round without a break? Sorry, I can't get out of bed.

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The day Ning Ruan left the village, a freak appeared on the continent of Kyushu.

Master?

Sword cultivator?

No, she just wanted to be a wet nurse!

Mainland geniuses: Shut up, you jinx!

...

later:

"Help! I only realized after meeting Ning Ruan that a healer can actually kill someone!"

"But isn't she a metal-type spirit master?"

"Is it a wood element?"

"It's clearly a water system."

"Impossible, I saw with my own eyes that she is a fire elementalist."

"No, she must be an earth-type."

"Nonsense, she is clearly a sword cultivator!"

"Is she really not a warrior? I saw her smash someone's head with her own fists..."

Ning Ruan: Okay, I'm coming clean. A mage who doesn't want to be a healer isn't a good swordsman!

The main characters are a healer wielding a sword, slaying enemies from afar; and a mage swinging his fists, each blow fatal.

...

Later:

Ning Ruan discovered that there wasn't a single normal person in the entire sect, except for her.

The hot-tempered master is protective of his own and loves to fight.

The senior swordsman has been cultivating his sword for over ten years, but never uses it.

The second senior brother, a sword cultivator, kills without fail when he draws his sword; no one survives his strike.

Gou Wang's third senior brother: He even adds dozens of layers of defensive formations to the toilet. He's a monster who holds back a hundred tricks while others hold back one.

The fourth senior brother, the "Slacker King": Aside from spirit stones, which allow him to move without complaint, he is abnormally tired even when breathing.

The socially awkward Fifth Brother is ruthless and doesn't talk much; the more he hits someone, the fiercer he becomes.

Seventh Senior Brother Juan Wang: A pervert who always wants to kill his fellow disciples, he is constantly cultivating.

...

And then:

Ning Ruan also discovered that the novice village where he grew up was actually a gathering place for top players.

Those cheap fathers are all old men who would be struck by lightning if they left the village.

Ningruan: You don't understand the joy of the second generation of repairmen!

1. After her adoptive mother's funeral, Lin Zhuo spent two years perfecting and activating a magic circle in the basement, intending to return to the day her adoptive mother was murdered by a home invader to protect her. However, the magic circle went awry, sending her back 122 years to a time before she was born, when both her biological parents and her adoptive mother were still attending the First Magic and Martial Arts Academy. Arriving at the school, she stood on the staircase, watching her father, jostling and joking with his friends, then sliding down the banister. After a pause, she cast a spell, hammering the energetic elf down the stairs. 2. Lin Zhuo deeply loathed her biological parents, but that didn't mean she had to develop any strange relationship with her father's enemies. It was all an accident. A very unfortunate accident. On her first day back in time, she developed a fleeting romance with her father's mortal enemy. Lin Zhuo: Tsk! *Crazy criticism of the heroine* Unconventional Western fantasy, with a mountain of personal premises* Free-spirited writing, probably won't be long. Theme: Believe you're worthy of love.