[Physical pre-sale starts at 7 PM on November 15th] Invincible + Crushing the Scum

The day Ning Ruan left the village, a freak appeared on the continent of Kyushu.

Master?

Sword cultivator?

No, she just wanted to be a wet nurse!

Mainland geniuses: Shut up, you jinx!

...

later:

"Help! I only realized after meeting Ning Ruan that a healer can actually kill someone!"

"But isn't she a metal-type spirit master?"

"Is it a wood element?"

"It's clearly a water system."

"Impossible, I saw with my own eyes that she is a fire elementalist."

"No, she must be an earth-type."

"Nonsense, she is clearly a sword cultivator!"

"Is she really not a warrior? I saw her smash someone's head with her own fists..."

Ning Ruan: Okay, I'm coming clean. A mage who doesn't want to be a healer isn't a good swordsman!

The main characters are a healer wielding a sword, slaying enemies from afar; and a mage swinging his fists, each blow fatal.

...

Later:

Ning Ruan discovered that there wasn't a single normal person in the entire sect, except for her.

The hot-tempered master is protective of his own and loves to fight.

The senior swordsman has been cultivating his sword for over ten years, but never uses it.

The second senior brother, a sword cultivator, kills without fail when he draws his sword; no one survives his strike.

Gou Wang's third senior brother: He even adds dozens of layers of defensive formations to the toilet. He's a monster who holds back a hundred tricks while others hold back one.

The fourth senior brother, the "Slacker King": Aside from spirit stones, which allow him to move without complaint, he is abnormally tired even when breathing.

The socially awkward Fifth Brother is ruthless and doesn't talk much; the more he hits someone, the fiercer he becomes.

Seventh Senior Brother Juan Wang: A pervert who always wants to kill his fellow disciples, he is constantly cultivating.

...

And then:

Ning Ruan also discovered that the novice village where he grew up was actually a gathering place for top players.

Those cheap fathers are all old men who would be struck by lightning if they left the village.

Ningruan: You don't understand the joy of the second generation of repairmen!

[Good news] I've transmigrated into the body of the sixth princess under the rule of an empress;

[Bad news] At the start, the prime minister's eldest son was drugged and is now writhing on the bed!

[The Princess's Heart]

A power struggle? Don't be ridiculous! Impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime.

Waking up at 3 a.m., attending court at 5 a.m., working year-round without a break? Sorry, I can't get out of bed.

When the lowly commoners of Wei Kingdom made their only trip to the upper realm to undergo the examination of the Mirror of Appearance, the mirror revealed a peerless phoenix, a legendary creature that had existed since the beginning of time. Everyone cheered for the third young lady of the Wei Prime Minister's mansion. I, with my ordinary appearance, looked at my hand in bewilderment. If I wasn't mistaken, in the instant the mirror swept over me, the phoenix in the mirror made the same movement as me...

#Palace intrigue is impossible, just watching the drama unfold and having kids#

Cui Xuejian transmigrated and became a little Baolin.

Several towering mountains stand overhead, while a few kittens stretch out their paws at your feet.

Given this situation, what's the point of palace intrigue? Let's just give up and do nothing!

Cui Xuejian believed that as long as she hid quickly, no demons or monsters could find her!

Ha, he might not be good at palace intrigue, but he's a master at health preservation!

As long as you live long enough, you'll have everything!

Um, but what's wrong with this emperor? Don't come looking for me! I'm never having children again!!!

[Transmigrated into a minor palace concubine, the system lets me watch dramas while I gossip]

Let's expose the true nature of Emperor Qin Mouchen, who loved to eavesdrop.

P.S.: My new book, "I'm in Palace Intrigue, You're Just Watching the Show?", has been released. Welcome to support it! ◝(⁰▿⁰)◜

1. Cen Jing transmigrated into a book. The system promised that as long as she obediently completed her tasks, her parents and family would enjoy a life of ease and comfort. So, following the plot, she disguised herself as a man and climbed the ranks to become a high-ranking official, a villain in the eyes of the world, ultimately dying at the hands of the protagonist. Mission accomplished, the system retired, and she closed her eyes, preparing to face death. However, when she opened her eyes again, she found her soul had been placed in the body of a little girl who had recently died. —Before leaving, the system gave her a gift, allowing her to live freely for a...

Before the Lantern Festival, Yin Zheng was merely the second daughter of the Yin family, raised by her grandmother since childhood, unloved by her parents and siblings. After the Lantern Festival, everything changed—her cold family members suddenly became obedient to her, and countless talented scholars, arrogant young men, and noble nobles sent betrothal gifts to the mansion, saying they wanted to marry her. Yin Zheng was puzzled, but after getting information from her naive younger sister, she learned that her sister, along with everyone else behaving strangely, were all reborn. In her previous life, the Great Qing Dynasty was torn apart by the Crown Prince, and it was Yin Zheng who single-handedly supported the entire Yin family. It was Yin Zheng who painstakingly saved the people in the chaos, and it was Yin Zheng who married the Crown Prince and assisted him in rebuilding the country after committing the calamity of national destruction. In their mouths, Yin Zheng was practically a female bodhisattva, a savior of suffering, radiating holy light. Only Yin Zheng herself was confused. The calamity that they spoke of, the destruction of the country, was clearly something she had orchestrated. How had it become the Crown Prince's fault? If you, dear readers, find "Everyone Except Me Reborn" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ and Weibo!

In the ninth year of Yongqing, General Gu Fu died in Qihuai, and the current emperor posthumously conferred upon him the title of Marquis Zhongshun. In the twelfth month of the same year, the second daughter of the Gu family, who had been accompanying her grandmother to the mountains to worship Buddha for five years, returned home. The first thing she was punished by being forced to kneel in the ancestral hall. In the ancestral hall, the eldest patriarch of the Gu family reprimanded her, telling her not to misbehave in the future and to obediently wait for the elders to find her a husband. She stormed off in anger after hearing his words. Her aunt and younger sister, unaware of the situation, came to visit, seemingly concerned and affectionate, but actually offering sarcastic remarks, which she slowly and deliberately retorted. Finally, her eldest brother arrived. The learned young master of the Gu family paced back and forth in front of her, finally uttering, "The military camp is full of men! You...you've done such a disgraceful thing; do you know that if word gets out, it will implicate the sisters in the family?" Gu Fu finally abandoned her carefree demeanor and said seriously, "Defending the country is not a disgraceful thing." "—Upon hearing that the Gu family was going to marry off their second daughter, the current emperor immediately went to the empress and earnestly said, 'I regard Gu Er as my own daughter, and I think that no matter what, I cannot let her just marry someone casually. If Zitong has some free time, why not help me share the burden and see if there are any suitable candidates in the capital who are worthy of her?' The empress: '…' Understood, let's arrange the selection of a husband. Reading Guide: 1. The female lead is a master of witty comebacks, a bit of a mischievous shrimp. 2. [Highlight] This is not a stock market novel; the male lead is named Fu Yan. [Highlight] 3. Fictional setting, many personal settings, plus a hodgepodge of settings from various dynasties. 4. I'll add more later—the next book I'll write is 'Coward,' feel free to add it to your collection if you're interested—Wu Jiang has lived three lives. In the first life, as the future Daoist partner of the Lord of Donglin, Wu Jiang appeared at the Heavenly Demon Stone."