#Palace intrigue is impossible, just watching the drama unfold and having kids#

Cui Xuejian transmigrated and became a little Baolin.

Several towering mountains stand overhead, while a few kittens stretch out their paws at your feet.

Given this situation, what's the point of palace intrigue? Let's just give up and do nothing!

Cui Xuejian believed that as long as she hid quickly, no demons or monsters could find her!

Ha, he might not be good at palace intrigue, but he's a master at health preservation!

As long as you live long enough, you'll have everything!

Um, but what's wrong with this emperor? Don't come looking for me! I'm never having children again!!!

[Transmigrated into a minor palace concubine, the system lets me watch dramas while I gossip]

Let's expose the true nature of Emperor Qin Mouchen, who loved to eavesdrop.

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After transmigrating into the book, Su Wan pondered her character setting and fate. She could have easily won, but she insisted on courting death. Is this the standard ending for a villainous female supporting character?

In order to change her fate, she chose to return to the countryside and cling to her five older brothers, since they would all become big shots in the future.

The eldest brother entered the court as an official and was promoted to the third rank. The second brother was taken in as an apprentice by a divine physician and became a master of both medicine and poison. The third brother went to the battlefield and became a great general. The fourth brother's cooking skills were unparalleled, and his restaurant was bestowed the title of the best restaurant in the world by the emperor. The fifth brother was exceptionally talented and his painting skills were superb, making him famous throughout the world. With such powerful connections, why not take advantage of them?

But what's wrong with this powerful second male lead who was rescued so easily? He's always trying to seduce her with his good looks, and he also acts like a pitiful puppy every now and then, pretending to be innocent?

The brothers all agreed that he had ill intentions and was plotting something, but looking at his face, Su Wan felt that it might not be so bad.

An Jiu was reborn as a little maid in the emperor's palace who wanted to climb into the emperor's bed.

As soon as he opened his eyes, the tyrant stabbed the young maid who seduced him with a sword.

The next day, the tyrant stabbed to death the maidservant who served the concubine.

On the third day, the palace maid who tasted the food for the emperor died of poisoning.

Being a palace maid is a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save more money, cherish her life and stay away from the tyrant.

But at this moment she suddenly heard the tyrant's voice.

"Ahhh, I'm so fed up, so fed up, so fed up. Are all these memorials filled with bullshit? I've already said I don't want to eat peaches, I don't want to eat peaches, I don't want to eat peaches, yet they keep asking me every day, every day, every day."

An Jiu?

"Is the new maid a fool? Standing there like a lamp? Can't you see my neck is sore and come over to give it a massage?"

An Jiu moved his feet and tentatively pinched the emperor's shoulder...

"The snacks in the imperial kitchen are so delicious that I can't even choke. Eunuch Li is blind, why didn't he pour me a glass of water..."

Anjiu moved over and poured a cup of tea...

Gradually, the palace maids and eunuchs of Guanghua Palace discovered that the tyrant's temper seemed to have improved a lot...

The concubines in the harem cried with joy. His Majesty's madness has been cured. Can he sleep with his emperor?

"Am I a stud? You ask me to flip the cards every day. These are human kidneys, not pig kidneys... Speaking of kidneys, I suddenly want to eat stir-fried kidneys..."

So the green card disappeared and a plate of delicious kidneys was served.

An Jiu was promoted from a young palace maid to the head aunt...

One day, the tyrant said, "You are very pleasing to me. Be my woman."

An Jiu found that she could no longer hear the tyrant's inner voice...

[A dark and paranoid emperor x a sweet and gentle beauty | Double purity | Two-way redemption | Cultivation system | A love-brained two-way rush ~]

Jiang Yingli had been the concubine of Prince Su for four years. Prince Su, Xiao Chenglan, was not interested in women, and she was the only concubine in the palace. She lived a stable and comfortable life. She thought it would continue like this, but unexpectedly, Prince Su ascended the throne.

She jumped from being a concubine of Prince Su to becoming the new emperor's Concubine Jia, and accidentally entered the royal family.

The harem frightened Jiang Yingli, who didn't want to compete for favors and only wanted to stay away from troubles and survive until the end. Unexpectedly, she didn't compete for favors, and the new emperor, Prince Su, found ways to pamper her.

On the first day after entering the palace, he held her in his arms and sat on the dragon throne. The concubines who tried to frame her were either put under house arrest or beaten to death. He was even willing to let her sit on the dragon sedan chair while he walked beside her.

What to do if she is favored and envied? His Majesty helps her to block all the palace fights.

What to do if her merchant family background is too low? His Majesty sent her brother to the army for training. If he won military merit, he would be directly awarded the title of nobility, and she would immediately become a noble lady.

What should he do when his ministers urged him to appoint a queen? His Majesty said that he had raised her and that only she could stand shoulder to shoulder with him, so he resolutely appointed her as queen.

What if she accidentally gave birth to an imperial prince? His Majesty said that the son's status depends on the mother's, and her child would be the crown prince at birth. He issued an edict for the infant, shocking the ministers.

Jiang Yingli believed that the harem was an abyss, and that she would never be able to return to the peaceful life she had lived in Prince Su's mansion. However, Xiao Chenglan still showed her infinite favoritism as before...

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How can two people who have never received love in their youth fall in love with each other?

One loves cautiously, the other loves obsessively and clumsily

Later, they were recognized in history books as the only beloved ones, the young emperor and empress who loved each other deeply for a lifetime...

The older sister flees from her wedding to be with her lover, and her younger sister is forced to take her place in marrying a very powerful man.

—

As luck would have it, she ends up transmigrating into the body of that younger sister.

Although the man that she weds is very powerful, he’s the irredeemable final villain.

All villains are doomed to a bleak ending. And, as this villain’s wife, she’s afraid that her ending won’t be good either.

Fortunately, the older sister had gone back in time after having experienced a lifetime of suffering. This prodigal daughter returns to the turning point of her life. Pointing at her younger sister, she demands for her younger sister to hand over her husband.

Looking at this beautifully crying older sister, Ye Zhen swiftly yields and says, “Older sister, don’t worry. I haven’t even done anything with brother-in-law!”

—

To her shock, she later discovers that she’s pregnant.

With tears in her eyes, her older sister says, “Didn’t you say that nothing happened between the two of you?”

—

Ye Zhen looks at the great villain that doggedly pursues her. She is utterly and totally doomed.

—

There’s a great villain lying next to her, and she’s pregnant with a mini villain. How’s she suppose to survive?!

—

Later on, as Ye Zhen watches the great villain putting the baby down and changing the diaper, she sighs. “There’s nothing that can be done. I’ve already missed the golden opportunity to turn things around. How can I leave now?”

[The entire court is delighted + everyone is pampering her to the skies + a joyful occasion] She's transmigrated into a book. Luckily, she's got a system that grants her lucrative quest rewards. Unfortunately, it's a rigged system. Which emperor would want to be ridden like a horse, which courtier would want to wear women's clothing, and which prince would want to be spanked? Even more tragically, she's at the very scene of the rebel assassination attempt, about to be thrown out as bait. Yuan Ruan fumed. But what can she do about being a baby? She can just lie down and drink a bowl of Meng Po soup. [Alas, only a cup of tea left before she's thrown out as bait! So frustrating.] Unexpectedly, the emperor dodged a fatal blow. The accompanying general bravely rescued her and presented her to the emperor. Yuan Ruan's eyes lit up: [Good man! I'll never again follow the trend and call you a cuckolded tyrant.] [Huh? Hold on tight! "Bra... Your Majesty almost fell on me."] *Three years later, a rumor spread among the people of the five kingdoms. A majestic young princess appeared in the imperial palace of the Xia Kingdom. Tyrants allowed her to bully them, generals volunteered to be his heirs, and even the princes were beaten by her, yet no one blamed her. Initially, the common people of the five kingdoms treated this as a joke. Until they witnessed the princess painting a minister's left cheek in public. Far from being angry, the minister offered his right cheek to the princess as well. The emperor of Xia even offered a smile, "Who else do you want to paint? I'll capture them for you!" The common people of the five kingdoms responded: !!! The deafened prince responded: !!! Is the Xia Kingdom doomed?! Have the emperor and his courtiers gone mad?!

[1v1 Shuangjie, hypnotism, koi, group pet]

Gu Yang, who had just inherited hundreds of millions of fortune, passed through the book, and became a fake daughter in the book who occupied the magpie’s nest and ended up miserable.

At the beginning, he framed the real daughter-in-law and forced the villain to be a blood bank. The decent villain offended all over again.

In order to get to the end, Gu Yang resolutely draws boundaries with the top members of the Gu family, apologizes to the heroine, replenishes blood for the villain, and lives on his own without risking death.

However–

Gu’s father and mother: “No matter what, Yangyang is the daughter of my Gu family! Gu’s group also has Yangyang’s share!”

Younger brother Gu Pei: “I only have one older sister, Gu Yang! Sis, I’ll give you everything from the Gu family!”

The hostess Gu Jin: “What is the Gu family? If you want ten Gu families, my sister can get them for you.”

The villain Feng Jue: “My blood, my people, and everything about me are yours.”

…………

The Jincheng wealthy family said in private, “The Gu family is all stupid, and the fake daughter is still a treasure.”

Until one day, the Gu family became the richest man in Jincheng and the leader in the industry.

Everyone is sour.

Hearing that Gu Yang hangs out with mental illness all day long, netizens ridiculed: “Is this also a mental illness?”

Big names from all walks of life stood up one after another: “I am her patient.”

Huaguo Psychiatric Association and Psychological Association: “That is our president.”

The whole network exploded.

…

Gu Yang felt that the little blood bank was good-looking and pitiful, she should treat him better and compensate him more.

Until one day, little pitiful pressed her against the corner: “Did you hypnotize me? My mind is full of you.”

Only later did she know that she was tossing and turning in the world, but he had been waiting for her.

In her past life, Shen Wanli sacrificed everything for her family, but her family loathed her and doted on the fake heiress born to the daughter of a disgraced official.

Upon waking up after her rebirth, Shen Wanli coldly observes the situation.

Her fiancé pressured her to give up the favor of saving his life to a fake heiress, and she agreed.

She then revealed her true feelings to the emperor, and the fake heiress and her fiancé were beaten until their faces were swollen for deceiving the emperor.

When her elder brother was assassinated at a banquet, she no longer shielded him with her own body, and watched as his right hand was crippled, preventing him from taking the imperial examinations.

Youyou confided her innermost thoughts: "Didn't my older brother complain that I was in his way in his past life, saying that he could dodge the arrows even without me blocking them? Didn't Shen Nianjiao say that she would have shielded my older brother from the arrows with her own body too?"

Her second brother was a gambler and squandered the family fortune, so she stopped meddling in his affairs, bought the casino, and let him empty the family's coffers while she made a fortune.

Second Brother is right, gambling is just a small hobby. Anyway, our Marquis's mansion is big and prosperous. If you run out of money, remember to ask your sensible little sister Nianjiao for some!

Her third brother was poisoned by a curse, and she no longer tested the medicine on herself. She watched as he lost all his martial arts skills and tried to protect the fake heiress.

[In my past life, my third brother said that I was scheming by keeping the antidote from the whole family. Shen Nianjiao also said that if she had known earlier, she would have definitely tested the poison on herself for you. Why wouldn't she try it in this life?]

Later, her fiancé and brothers were filled with remorse and hated the fake heiress to the core, begging for her forgiveness on their knees.

Shen Wanli, however, smiled and called out to the sinister Ninth Prince, "Brother."

The ruthless commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard also stood guard beside her, wielding his embroidered spring knife, ready to kill anyone who stood in her way.

Even the Crown Prince, who was rushing to be reincarnated, was startled awake by her deathbed illness.

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